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Jack and Will -> master chef

James and Elizabeth -> will break the pot boiling water

THISSSS jack and will are gathering resources making the most of what little they have james and elizabeth well. james and elizabeth are starting a grease fire 👍

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READ TOO FAST AND SKIMMED OVER WILL'S NAME I THINK HE MAKES A WICKED PORRIDGE AND KNOWS HOW TO MAKE DO WITH LIMITED MATERIALS 💪

Do you have cooking headcanons for will Jack and Elizabeth?? Also MWAH stay safe out there legend

HAIIIII BESTIEEE ♥️♥️ i think probably he's just had to learn bc he's spent sooo much time on his own but I think he'd learn to enjoy it like probably not very structured recipes etc but I think he has funnnnn with ingredience ♥️♥️ elizabeth's rich ass has never had to cook in her life she'd probably lose her mind the first time she had to look at a pot </3

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Do you have cooking headcanons for will Jack and Elizabeth?? Also MWAH stay safe out there legend

HAIIIII BESTIEEE ♥️♥️ i think probably he's just had to learn bc he's spent sooo much time on his own but I think he'd learn to enjoy it like probably not very structured recipes etc but I think he has funnnnn with ingredience ♥️♥️ elizabeth's rich ass has never had to cook in her life she'd probably lose her mind the first time she had to look at a pot </3

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Your blog is thoroughly entertaining. It has everything including a great host. Thank you

WAHH THAT'S SO NICEYSSS ❤️❤️❤️

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Sometimes I pretend the reason why dmtnt Jack is so awful is because the syphilis finally caught up to him and rubbing mercury for it already fried what was left of his mind.

HELP

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What did you had for drinks?

ELVYS DRINK RECIPE:

absolut citron + sourz blackcurrant + blackcurrant juice = a wonderful time

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thinking abouttt how irrevocably jack's psyche is just shattered in the locker like yeah they get him back but there's no undoing that damage he's physically back but cotbp jack dmc jack etc is lost forever he's Dead he's been changed he's seen some horrors etc

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Would you recommend any other good sparrington fics? Or theres like nothing good out there?

there isssss ask me again wjen I'm sober ♥️♥️

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Would you rather pet sit one (1) kraken sized jack the monkey or 20 jack the monkey sized krakens?

(Assuming that food is provided for and they are in a non violent mood)

the krakens for sureee i heart squids they're so cutiepieee

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Hc: jack can cook but its a secret and he refuses to let anyone know, burning food on purpose because it makes him look cool. What are your thoughts?

NO I BELIEVE IN HIM COOKING IT'S TRUE TO ME ‼️ HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR ‼️

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HOLY SHIT

WATCHING AT WORLD'S END. THE CHARACTER JUST APPEARED. NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS ‼️

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So you have ocs?

I DOOOOO not that many for potc but so many that I made up in my mindddd like sexu juicy lucille and her pet freak that she built

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WATCHING AT WORLD'S END. THE CHARACTER JUST APPEARED. NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS ‼️

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if yaoislop was a fish what kind of fish would it be

this is SUCH A GOOD ASK unfortunately idk any fish I only know salmon I love salmon I could murder some salmon rn it's so delish. with butter and tatoes and a white wine sauce that my mum makesss <3333

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Favorite snack?

the humble ahlgrens bilar

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How do you make you art?

I'm in photoshopppppp going crazy picturing yaoi shit in my mindd

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Any circular/repeating thoughts in your drunk mind rn?

mostlyyyy yaoi shit + i love my friends i'm in such a good mood I'm the happy smiler