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men love to make fun of women for overreacting in emergencies when they are, in fact, massively under-reacting

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I think parents should teach their toddlers the phrase “my will has been thwarted” for when they’re feeling frustrated by not getting what they want. I don’t think this would reduce the incidence of temper tantrums, but I do think it would make them more entertaining.

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Tammy Lynn Leppert, an aspiring actress, model, and beauty queen, disappeared under mysterious circumstances on July 6, 1983, at the age of 18 from Cocoa Beach, Florida. Her case remains unsolved.

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Ok am I, stupid or do a fair portion of the lyrics to Kiss From A Rose just not make any sense at all

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Lana Del Rey’s Nabokov & Whitman tattoo 

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Mutual to mutual communication

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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time

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no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

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Lowkey whats the point

honestly ive stopped looking for some big revelation. ive just started saving up to buy pain au chocolat once a week and letting that be it for now

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i love having the hubris to go 'sure i'll try that, how hard can it be' about every creative skill under the sun. jack of all trades master of shit fuck but who says you have to be a master??? maybe i want to sew a mediocre plushie and code a janky mod and write a bland song. im having fun. im in my lane. im learning and im thriving.

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catboy DJ named Meow Mix

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I am both wound and knife.

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No verão, as noites - Submitted by alliveirrr

#E05E07 #F09B1C #B57F28 #C72C16 #8F2B1C #381307

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Typing on my typewriter like the shining get your pussy up get your money up get your pussy up get your money up