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A Real Truth
Title: A Real Truth
Length: 12,899
Pairing: Ruby / Penny (Mechanical Rose, Nuts & Dolts, etc.)
Genre: Romance & Hurt/Comfort (with smatterings of bad jokes because I cannot help myself)
Summary: "I'm not real." A friend will not sit idly by when someone they love says those words. They will prove them wrong and teach them a real truth: That they are real and they are loved.
Notes: Listen, I’m no more happy to be at this junction than you are. Got infected with BIG TIME NOSTALGIA so I wrote two more chapters for an old mediocre fic of mine. Like three (3) years old. Yikes. Now I will scamper off into the aether once more until BIG TIME NOSTALGIA strikes again.
#RWBY#Mechanical Rose#Nuts and Dolts#please do not expect anything else from me#just take this and leave and find joy elsewhere#evii plz#have a wonderful day
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if any of you even think about cracking a joke about this, i will do nothing to stop you because i deserve the ridicule. the absolute mockery of a person and all that i stood for just to chase the high of validation and praise for mediocre work. that's evii.
Mark Evii writes rvvby fanfiction off your ‘2020 is hell’ bingo cards, fuckos.
#Evii plz#i'm actually so mad i gave in so easily#no standards or willpower on this guy#fucking hell
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Mark Evii writes rvvby fanfiction off your ‘2020 is hell’ bingo cards, fuckos.
#Evii plz#gotta chase that nostalgia for simpler times#where i contributed to something#instead of wasted away with no sense of making a difference#not that this stuff is gonna make the difference to anyone#but that's not the point is it?#the point is to chase that feeling#or something like that#depression do be like that sometimes
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the funniest fucking thing is how reigen has managed to become incredibly talented at a ridiculous variety of things (photoshop, massage therapy, etc.) in an effort to cover up the one thing he will never be good at and maintain the lie that keeps his business afloat
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hmmm
not a fan of this ‘feeling like complete and utter tired garbage’ deal today
#Evii plz#what the fuck mild depression i thought we were better than this#i thought we were past this point these days#negative //
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psydragon replied to your post: like don’t get me wrong, fuck apple forever but...
YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT THOSE TAGS IN THE POST.
kuri, you know that as a person, i am a coward
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like don’t get me wrong, fuck apple forever
but please i beg you visit a department or sports store
basketballs come in those colours
#Evii plz#i don't even care about basketball myself#but i worked at target and we stocked basketballs constantly in the summer#and yeah shocker they come in more than orange
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