evil-advisor

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i blog from the catacombs

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take care, your grace... we wouldn't want anything to go awry

relapsed on boar hunting

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we need to stand up stop being ashamed of our lightning powers and start killing people with them indiscriminately

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im applying a new problem-solving philosophy that i learned from the way of the sword. i basically cut down anyone who stands in my way like animals lead to the slaughter and its really improved my workflow. im running into way fewer problems that cannot be solved by applying swordlogic

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accidentally embodied the wrathful aspect at work today

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im so sick of my damn chancellor likeee im just trying to get stuff done!! stop making obnoxiously low bows and sneering “my liege” ik youre trying to kill me but you could at least PRETEBD to be qualified. i needed those reports weeks ago. smh

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really short evil advisor desperately trying to find platforms high enough so they can whisper sinisterly into their kings ear

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life is never dull with my curse #MyCurse

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*sigh* i guess it's time to check the accursed nexus again

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many such cases...

she has been pickled for her crimes

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the king just told me my jester subscription is going up by 2 bucks this month… fuck this. im just gonna hire some pirates to kidnap him

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selfish? maybe. arrogant? definitely. but despite all that? im also petty and vindictive

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Forces are aligning quietly I fear

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“Necromancy is inherently unnatural” just because you still have fleshy meat bits doesn’t mean you’re not animating your own skeleton. Bitch.