evil-myrtle-wilson

[evil-myrtle-wilson]

are you a witch?

I can be anything you want me to be 💋

[evil-myrtle-wilson]

YES WE SHALL UNLEASH SWARMS UPON THE JUDGE

-@evil-myrtle-wilson

YES, WE SHALL!! WE SHALL UNLEASH THE CREATURES I’VE FOUND AND RUIN EVERYTHING!!

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You try to be such a high and mighty judge and yet you can't even type bugzapper without making a typo 😂😂😂😂😂

I’m letting ts loose in the court room

Good. Maybe it'll scratch up that mentally ill man's head...

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How DARE you be so rude to a respectful feline friend!

I UNLEASH THE BEES UPON THEE!!

I’m letting ts loose in the court room

Good. Maybe it'll scratch up that mentally ill man's head...

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how does it feel knowing your attempt to turn a guy straight has only made him gayer?

I'll get the recipe right next time! <3

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you’,,re like,,, turtled,,….

:(

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turtle,, teurtle,, you’rcc a turtled

I'M NOT A TURTLE!! GEORGE SAVE ME!!

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amn i supposed to be color., blind after straighr drink

I wouldn't know, I haven't tested the recipe. But it should be a good thing because then you can't see the rainbows during this 'pride month'!

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c.aaaan i. Can i calllll youh evil turtle.,, evil turtled …

I'm not a turtle? Why are you calling me a turtle? Are you okay?

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i knowwww he’s mot gay but like,, i do think he’s. He’s prettyj

Oh he IS gay. Tell him I've seen him buying rainbow underwear at the store.

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i’mm. Think im gonna assk evilnick if je’s mad.d at me

Yeah you should go do that. While I go figure out the ratios of this recipe so this doesn't happen to my next Heterosexuality Potion buyer.

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soooo haavee i. havee i ever told you about , evil nicky (@evil-nick-carraway)? He’s sooooo evill old sport,, you’v loooove h.him

...Are you okay?

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I'm going to go put in actual measurements in my recipe.

update on the heterosexual potion:

Oh dear... Did you not check the ingredients as you were mixing them??

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update on the heterosexual potion:

Oh dear... Did you not check the ingredients as you were mixing them??

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Wonderful! I was worried all that weed got to you.

myrtle rhymes with grug

Is this Chester from the weed basement?

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myrtle rhymes with grug

Is this Chester from the weed basement?

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are you a Facebook mom?

No, but I'd like to be!