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MY BOSS ALWAYS TIPS A LOT!!! AND SENDS THE SKELLYTONS TO COLLECT IT

Maybe some necromancers aren’t evil but when they start throwing lightning bolts at you and yelling that they’re gonna use you as a flesh puppet it sure can be difficult to remember that

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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

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I still love monster high da most

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I'M FULL OF DARKNESS AND RAGE!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!

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He prefers summoning skeletons, but I’m sure you can bribe him with candy! He prefers candy corn but most things work.

whats your thoughts on ogien. he's the start of a era of heroes not made to defeat, but to kill villains. whats ur thoughts. (honestly i think he should be locked up for it)

Sigh I'm just... Sad for him. Like you said, he's made to kill. He's been groomed from a young age, if not from birth, to kill. It's almost instinct for him at this point. I feel nothing but sympathy for him.

As for this new era we find ourselves in? I think it's going to get really scary really quick. Heroes have always been used to oppress villains and people labeled as such, but never to this extent. What we are seeing is the rise of superpowered fascism. We already have some heroes forming their own little hate groups. I feel I may have to accelerate my plan. Don't be surprised if there are more monsters roaming the streets soon.

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Actually it is a crime #evil

people need to normalize reblogging the same post. sometimes ill go on a reblog spree and ill end up reblogging posts that have already been on my account 3 times. it's not a crime

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Do you need skeletons?

whats your thoughts on ogien. he's the start of a era of heroes not made to defeat, but to kill villains. whats ur thoughts. (honestly i think he should be locked up for it)

Sigh I'm just... Sad for him. Like you said, he's made to kill. He's been groomed from a young age, if not from birth, to kill. It's almost instinct for him at this point. I feel nothing but sympathy for him.

As for this new era we find ourselves in? I think it's going to get really scary really quick. Heroes have always been used to oppress villains and people labeled as such, but never to this extent. What we are seeing is the rise of superpowered fascism. We already have some heroes forming their own little hate groups. I feel I may have to accelerate my plan. Don't be surprised if there are more monsters roaming the streets soon.

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Don’t do that. That’s not good.

Killing someone feels weird...

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HI IM BACK! I HAVE OPINIONS!

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The skeleton appears

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SKELETON

they should make a wii fit for getting jacked

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what if you were thrown onto a really really soft bed filled with lots and lots of pillows?

I just. don’t really want be thrown. I feel better in my boss’s arms securely.

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yeah yeah yeah the fully stone ones.

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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please don’t hurt my dad he’s really cool and nice :( he would never throw me im just anxious.

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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He wouldn’t do it but like. the post scares me.

Gargoyles don’t land well. :(

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

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Posts that make me scared my boss might throw me. :(

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm