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MOVING @SHOTONES

i literally just made this blog but catch me already moving bc i decided to put all my c.i.llian m.urp.hy fc muses at the same multimuse blog bc r e a s o n s

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huntrcsss​   ||| :   theo.

the small threat doesn’t go unnoticed, gaze flickering to the locked door in thought of whether these people would even be capable of it. if they thought killing her gave someone else a chance at some second life - well, from how they’ve treated her already she suspects they’d be more than willing to kill someone if it meant getting another life. frustration arises at the simple entirety of her situation, baggy sleeves enough to have her practically tearing off the large robe in annoyance.       ❛❛  i’m not ungrateful for being saved from death - but i didn’t exactly ask for any of this to begin with. unless i made some deal with you or something, it still doesn’t even make sense why the hell you were so willing to save me.   ❜❜

❛❛   a deal,   ❜❜      he repeats, and he can’t help but smile at that.      ❛❛   you say that as if you think i’d need you to sign some kind of contract to get your soul.   ❜❜      a beat, icy eyes locking onto her.      ❛❛   i don’t. i’m not a demon. too much paperwork when you can just TAKE it,   ❜❜      he told her, cold smile unwavering. closing the space between them, he lowered his voice a little.      ❛❛   that’s right. i’ve already taken ownership of your soul. i’d say that’s reason enough to save you, wouldn’t you?   ❜❜      allowing that to sink in for a moment, he once more made a gesture towards one of the chairs in the room.      ❛❛   sure you don’t want to sit down? take a moment to process it all.   ❜❜

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peaky blinders → 1.02

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I killed a stag today and it hurt me to do it. But I treated it with respect.

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Word in London is you can be found wandering around stark naked throwing away money and you talk to dead people. Also that you believe you are powerful enough to summon up … Jews.

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peaky blinders → 1.03

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supernatural : season 3… sentence starters

“My God, you’re a freak.“

“Okay, weirdy-mcweirdison.”

“Sounds pretty X-Files to me.“

“That’s assuming you have a heart.“

“Did it look cool, like in the movies?“

“Do these tacos taste funny to you?“

“Excuse me? No, no. We’re very smart!“

“On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.“

“Oh, don’t go away angry. Just go away.“

“Do I look like a ditchable prom date to you?“

“Yeah, you’re right, that’s completely normal.“

“I get all tingly when you take control like that.“

“But, really, the thing is, no one can save you.”

“I mean, obviously, I wanna hunt some zombies.“

“I know. And those evil sons of bitches know it, too.“

“Nothing good comes out of us, just blood and pain.“

“Well, aren’t you good at just brining down the room?“

“Let me see your knife… so I can gouge my eyes out.“

“I don’t want you thinking, you’re not very good at that.“

“What could you possibly say that sounds crazy to me?“

“If it’s any consolation, I think you’re a truly awful person.“

“After everything I’ve done for this family, I think I’m entitled.“

“There’s some salt in my duffel. Make a circle and get inside.“

“Wait, so you’re mad because I’m starting to agree with you?“

“So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we?“

“Newsflash, people are supposed to be freaked out by ghosts.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.“

“You’re gonna die, and this… this is what you’re gonna become!“

“Did I just see you strike out with a prostitute? How’s that work?“

“Hey, man, I’ll try anything once, but that sounds uncomfortable.”

“So, you’re only out for yourself, huh? It’s all about number one?”

“All I’m saying is that you’re my weak spot. You are. And I’m yours.“

“You think you’re being funny but you’re being really, really childish.“

“You make me an offer and I think you’ll find me highly cooperative.“

“I don’t know what you’re smiling about, you’re not going anywhere.“

“I mean… no one can save you because you don’t want to be saved.“

“Now what do you say we destroy that ugly-ass piece of dead thing?“

“Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you, right now?“

“I knew it was going happen. I know everything that’s going to happen.”

“They’re here because their bodies are here, somewhere in the house.“

“Don’t you dare look down your nose at me. You’re no better than I am.”

“And you know something else? Stop trying to act like you’re not afraid.“

“Your own father didn’t care whether you lived or died. Why should you?“

“You’re lying. And you may as well drop it, ‘cause I can see right through you.“

“It’s a free country. A man can’t chose his own syrup? What have we become?“

“So, what do you say we kill some evil sons of bitches and we raise a little hell?”

“Yeah, its like putting a neon sign on your front door that says ‘come kill us now’.”

“You’ve got a lot of people fooled, but, see, I know the truth. I know what it’s like.“

“Tried everything I know to save your life, and I can’t. No matter what I do, you die.”

“What the hell is wrong with you?! You can’t just go around shooting people like that!“

“A hand of glory? I think I got one of those at the end of my Thai massage last week.“

“No, I’m not mad, I’m…  I’m worried. I’m worried because you’re not acting like yourself.”

“Look, I’m just saying that its crazy, you know? Even for us crazy, like Dingo-ate-my-baby crazy.”

“Really, just like that? I thought you would have been like ‘no, we can’t, he’s human, its wrong’.“

“How’d you get like this? Huh? What, your daddy not give you enough hugs or something?

“Some whiskey here, a hooker there, and they’ll walk right into Hell with big, fat smiles on their faces.“

“Of course, I peed myself. Man gets hits by a car, you think he has full control over his bladder? Come on!“

“I’m sorry! I mean, this is all my fault. I know that. But, what you’re doing, it’s not gonna save me. It’s only gonna kill you.“

“No. You’re not going to bust out the misty goodbye speech. If this is my last day on earth I don’t want it to be socially awkward.“

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we need more of this 

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                                        𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒   /   𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆                                    @noblewitch​ sent: “hey, ass-butt.!”

❛❛   ass-butt?   ❜❜      brows raising in mild judgment of her choice of words — words similar to that of a child fearing the repercussions of using actual curse-words within the ear-shot of adults — an amused smile nonetheless formed on his lips soon after, letting out a quiet chuckle in response.      ❛❛   that’s a new one. you come up with that yourself?   ❜❜

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                                         𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒   /   𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆               @iamdarcylewis​ sent: “  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ”

❛❛   so, you’ve seen and heard it all, have you?   ❜❜      somehow, he DOUBTED that, and yet he decided to play along, brows raising as lips pursed for a moment in thought, before giving a small tilt of his head, gaze returning to look at her.       ❛❛   must be pretty boring, no? having nothing left to be surprised by, i mean...   ❜❜

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*: ･ﾟ✧   sherlock starters ( season one episode one.)

“ you just wrote ‘still has trust issues.’”

“ it’s going to take you a while to adjust to civilian life.”

“ nothing happens to me.”

“ get a cab.”

“ i never get cabs.”

“ is there any chance that these are murders?”

“ is this the work of a serial killer?”

“ we are all as safe as we want to be.”

“ you’re making us look like idiots.”

“ what happened?”

“ i got shot.”

“ come on, who’d want me for a flatmate?”

“ so, bad day, was it?”

“ you’re wearing lipstick. you weren’t wearing lipstick before.”

“ sorry, you were saying?”

“ i was wondering if you’d like to have coffee?”

“ bit different from my day.”

“ can i borrow your phone? there’s no signal on mine.”

“ what happened to the lipstick?”

“ really? i thought it was a big improvement.”

“ your mouth is too small now.”

“ how do you feel about the ___?”

“ sometimes i don’t talk for days on end.”

“ would that bother you?”

“ potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.”

“ who said anything about flatmates?”

“ we ought to be able to afford it.”

“ we’ve only just met and we’re going to go and look at a flat?”

“ problem?”

“ we don’t know a thing about each other.”

“ i don’t know where we’re meeting.”

“ i don’t even know your name.”

“ well, this could be very nice. very nice, indeed. soon as we get this rubbish cleaned up.”

“ well, obviously i can straighten things up a bit.”

“ that’s a skull.”

“ friend of mine. when i say ‘friend…’”

“ what do you think, then?”

“ oh, ___! the mess you’ve made!”

“ i looked you up on the internet last night.”

“ what’s new about this one?”

“ you wouldn’t have come to me otherwise.”

“ you know how they never leave notes? this one did.”

“ i need an assistant.”

“ brilliant! yes! four serial suicides and now a note. oh, it’s christmas!”

“ i’m your landlady/lord, dear, not your housekeeper.”

“ have a cup of tea, make yourself at home.”

“ but you’re more the sitting-down type. i can tell.”

“ just this once, dear, i’m not your housekeeper.”

“ want to see some more?”

“ no point sitting at home when there’s finally something fun going on!”

“ look at you, all happy. it’s not decent.”

“ who cares about decent? the game is on!”

“ ok, you’ve got questions.”

“ where are we going?”

“ who are you? what do you do?”

“ what do you think?”

“ only one in the world. i invented the job.”

“ what does that mean?”

“ there you go, you were right.”

“ i was right? right about what?”

“ that was amazing.”

“ it was extraordinary. quite extraordinary.”

“ that’s not what people normally say.”

“ what do people normally say?”

“ piss off.”

“ did i get anything wrong?”

“ spot on then. i didn’t expect to be right about everything.”

“ what exactly am i supposed to be doing here?”

“ i was invited.”

“ your deodorant told me that.”

“ shut up.”

“ i didn’t say anything.”

“ you were thinking. it’s annoying.”

“ yes, thank you for your input.”

“ i’m breaking every rule letting you in here.”

“ yes, because you need me.”

“ this is more fun.”

“ fun? there’s a wo/man lying dead.”

“ dear god, what’s it like in your funny little brains? must be so boring.”

“ do you know you do that out loud?”

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I have researched you. We have researched you. You have never been a friend of the Government. They have used you. And I imagine you have found out already that no amount of money allows you to pass through the steel sheets that separate class from class. Yes. Yes, that I have learnt. 

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“i will continue until i find a man i can’t defeat.”