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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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let's 😐 with mama

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Customer: (not on record) DMV: lot ate gas? Lotta gas? Verdict: ACCEPTED

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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died

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looking for shirt braces online and I saw this and thought tumblr would appreciate it

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will you train her?.. or will they send someone else?

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 4.11 "Doomed"

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As you're about to find out, poor Tumblr, I have been on a huge Buffy kick the last 6 or so months. I've got to have an MRI for unrelated reasons, but I'm worried that all they'll see when they look at my dumb brain is just dumb Spike and his dumb Spike face. Join me on Patreon and BSKY coz that's my crypt.

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Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

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narwhals playing

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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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If your a pikmin just be careful ok

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