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[Clarification; yes = yea, that's a choice & no = that's rather tame/vanilla pick]

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Imagine how much more beautiful the world would be if we all took up hammers and screw drivers and took pjackk completely apart and flattened him back into the 3 or 4 sheets of scrap metal he was folded out of. We could save reality

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Slender Worm Snake (Indotyphlops porrectus), family Typhlopidae, Gujarat, India

Some herpetologists now place this snake in the genus Pseudoindotyphlops.

photograph by Aadit Patel

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apartment. i’m at my apartment

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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

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forgor his pants. how embarrassing

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slenderman has gone WOKE!

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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Masked lethal company. send post

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in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying