evilforestcrawler
evilforestcrawler
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evilforestcrawler · 8 months ago
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My biggest flex is dragging you into my Hellhammer obsession (I'm the Necrohammer and old gay men yaoi anon)
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I need to learn more about Jan in The Kovenant because he just looks like someone's gay uncle
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evilforestcrawler · 11 months ago
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Gay metal, or queer metal, is kinda an unofficial genre. It's complicated, but the simplest way I can explain it is that it doesn't have a specific sound, but it's more so a broad "umbrella" term to describe bands who explore queer themes in their music.
I got this information from reddit
Oh btw, when I talked to Anders, he misunderstood something and thought that people are asking me if Pelle is gay. So he started some sort of confusing story how Pelle was weirded out by some guys who contacted him and said they are playing gay metal.
I forgot the details, honestly, but it was ridiculous, and if anyone has ever heard about gay metal, please fucking tell me what on earth that might be 🤣
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evilforestcrawler · 11 months ago
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Having a TikTok account and posting about mayhem on it has to be one of the most brain dulling, headache inducing, mentally exhausting things on this planet
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I can't count how many times I've been in debates with people on this godforsaken app
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evilforestcrawler · 11 months ago
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Gods I do that too
Just saying - anyone noticed how Pelle constantly ran his hand through his hair?
He definitely wasn't doing it because it was in his face, it is 100% anxiety- caused, self soothing behavior.
His hair even had the distinct signs, it was shaped by his fingers constantly being in it
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evilforestcrawler · 11 months ago
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Hellhammer? More like 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴hammer
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Source: Mayhem interview in The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds #22: https://grimoireofexalteddeeds.com/mayhem/
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evilforestcrawler · 11 months ago
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I always get so irked out whenever I see people simping over dead musicians. I can't explain why, but just watching them be like "omg Euronymous was so hot! I'd let him do anything to me!!" is so weird. Especially if they ship them with other members or assume stuff about them that isn't even true. I've seen a "woman" on TikTok live say that Kurt Cobain was trans, and I've seen someone else say that Pelle Ohlin was trans on reddit or something like that too.
It's weird. Stop it. You're giving other trans people a bad reputation.
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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Thank you 🙏🏻
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Wojak Vikernes colorized
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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Wojak Vikernes colorized
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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Wojak Vikernes, created by me. Feel free to use this thing
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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Exactly. Who gives a mentally ill person what is essentially a less loud chainsaw? I don't understand why people shit on Øystein so much
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Do you, btw, know anything about how to tune electric motors? I have been wondering if you can do that to a kitchen saw, so it can't be controlled. So, regardless if I wanted it or not, it would cut me up at the concert (and others). But now is time to shut up. Btw what is that sampler-EP going to be called? Chicken and the hit shits?
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Dead
(This is a part of the letter sent to Jens Näsström, presumably from mid 1990, where Pelle made plans about how to reform Morbid. The reason why it's important is because of Pelle asking Jens about the kitchen saw) 
[Continuation of the kitchen saw problematic]:
"P. S: Very important! Dead is probably going to cut himself totally in pieces at one of the gigs (to say the least), so it would be great if you could find out where the nearest hospitals are, in case he is dying" - Øystein in a letter to Morgan Håkansson 
(It's the letter where they discussed the gigs that were supposed to happen in Sweden. 
Usage of the kitchen saw for that gig in Sweden has been mentioned 4-5 times in letters by Pelle, and Morgan once said that he even bought it for him (it's a post I published in 2023 on this page).
I think I don't have to explain how dangerous electrical kitchen/butcher saw is, and what kind of gruesome injuries it can make, it is made to cut through the bone. Pelle showed absolutely no fear or worry, on the contrary, he was trying real hard to make it happen.
Øystein's handwritten addition to the letter tells us that he was, in fact, aware of the danger ("he will cut himself to pieces"), just like he was many other times when he asked for hospital locations, and/or help from others when it came to Pelle self harming. 
In the end I want to also add:
You CANNOT forbid a grown man to stop cutting. There is no stopping it or preventing it. Where there is a will, there is a way. Pelle was not a child and Pelle did what he wanted, and all of this is a very far cry from the ridiculous statements how Øystein loved this or how he pushed him to do it.
Btw, Pelle's wish to possibly cut someone else with the kitchen saw, paired with his idea about firing the shotgun through the roof in the house full of people during Morbid era, and his complete unwillingness to back down is not something I will see people talking about. If it were Øystein and not Pelle, everyone would talk how cruel and violent he is. Just saying.) 🦇
@the.old.mayhem on instagram
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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"If it were Øystein and not Pelle, everyone would talk about how cruel and violent he is" is actually so real. People have demonized Øystein to such an extent, it's almost weird.
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Do you, btw, know anything about how to tune electric motors? I have been wondering if you can do that to a kitchen saw, so it can't be controlled. So, regardless if I wanted it or not, it would cut me up at the concert (and others). But now is time to shut up. Btw what is that sampler-EP going to be called? Chicken and the hit shits?
The phantom has 13 eyes
Dead
(This is a part of the letter sent to Jens Näsström, presumably from mid 1990, where Pelle made plans about how to reform Morbid. The reason why it's important is because of Pelle asking Jens about the kitchen saw) 
[Continuation of the kitchen saw problematic]:
"P. S: Very important! Dead is probably going to cut himself totally in pieces at one of the gigs (to say the least), so it would be great if you could find out where the nearest hospitals are, in case he is dying" - Øystein in a letter to Morgan Håkansson 
(It's the letter where they discussed the gigs that were supposed to happen in Sweden. 
Usage of the kitchen saw for that gig in Sweden has been mentioned 4-5 times in letters by Pelle, and Morgan once said that he even bought it for him (it's a post I published in 2023 on this page).
I think I don't have to explain how dangerous electrical kitchen/butcher saw is, and what kind of gruesome injuries it can make, it is made to cut through the bone. Pelle showed absolutely no fear or worry, on the contrary, he was trying real hard to make it happen.
Øystein's handwritten addition to the letter tells us that he was, in fact, aware of the danger ("he will cut himself to pieces"), just like he was many other times when he asked for hospital locations, and/or help from others when it came to Pelle self harming. 
In the end I want to also add:
You CANNOT forbid a grown man to stop cutting. There is no stopping it or preventing it. Where there is a will, there is a way. Pelle was not a child and Pelle did what he wanted, and all of this is a very far cry from the ridiculous statements how Øystein loved this or how he pushed him to do it.
Btw, Pelle's wish to possibly cut someone else with the kitchen saw, paired with his idea about firing the shotgun through the roof in the house full of people during Morbid era, and his complete unwillingness to back down is not something I will see people talking about. If it were Øystein and not Pelle, everyone would talk how cruel and violent he is. Just saying.) 🦇
@the.old.mayhem on instagram
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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I'd chop my balls off if it meant I could visit Norway for a week
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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evilforestcrawler · 1 year ago
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We need to show more appreciation to the mayhem info blog, I swear.
I can't fathom how this woman manages to be so helpful with all the information she provides, and yet some lobotomized fucks still hate on her.
She has to deal with stupid questions almost every single day. That woman has literal nerves of steel if she can deal with all that and still be super funny and creative with her responses to said questions.
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