evilgabe29
evilgabe29
an uncertified dumbass
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i fucking love trench coats, oh and writing too i guess
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evilgabe29 · 11 months ago
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idk, i think i dropped mine down a sewer drain or something,
i think you should be able to get a replacement at your local bookstore
anyone got any tips to acquire some writing motivation?
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evilgabe29 · 11 months ago
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do y’all ever look at your mutuals and go “wait they’re so cool why are they following me?? hello??? i appreciate it but HUH”
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evilgabe29 · 11 months ago
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Reading homophobic posts and comments is always so wild to me. Like I constantly forget common sense isn't always that common.
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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Why is it, that whenever I ask someone what attraction feels like, they start listing off the symptoms of a panic attack?
stomach ache/nausea
sweatiness
racing heartbeat
irrational thinking
trouble sleeping
etc
buddy, whatever wonky sickness you've got... i don't want it, thanks /j
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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i dont think there's a limit
how many sources is too many sources
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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courier new is my goto, it's pretty
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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wizards age in sine waves apparently
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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as long as we don't do it on the same day as the invasion of Denmark, i can't be in two places at once
Y'know? I've been wondering. Asexuals want to invade Denmark obviously, but what about the Aromantics? I (self appointed head of the Aromantics) propose that we invade Norway. It has a similar population to Denmark and is quite close to it so we could sort of split off in the ocean and allow easier foreign aid between the Asexuals and Aromantics.
Who's with me?
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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true, i forget what i was writing while im writing it, i have to occasionally look back and make sure i haven't been writing nonsense for the last three paragraphs
Unreliable narrator? More like unreliable author
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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It's OK to step away
Got writer’s block? Step away from your writing and do something mindless. Do a chore like washing the dishes, take a shower, walk the dog, or vacuum the floors.
Often when we do a task that doesn’t require active thought, inspiration will strike.
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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🧣 - A fluffy blanket
Have a sleepy Ivander!
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He doesn't wear his illusion when he sleeps, so you get the full curse. Lord knows he needs a good nap
Thanks for the present for him!
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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guess ill pick "other" since neither isn't an option
Are you sex or romance repulsed?
Sex repulsed
Romance repulsed
Both
Sometimes sex repulsed
Sometimes romance repulsed
Usually sex repulsed
Usually romance repulsed
Sometimes both
Usually both
Other
Garlic Bread (results)
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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i think my only feedback is that I don't see a hole for a string or carabiner since the handle doesn't come round all the way any string you tie there will likely fall out
speaking of the handle i don't know what scale this is but that gap looks too small to comfortably fit fingers into
i might also recommend a removable belt clasp so that you can carry it on your belt and remove it to use it as a bowl
but otherwise i don't see any issues as long as it comes in pink
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Hmm what about titanium.
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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he looks like he's about to get smacked
😌 - Someone gently brushing their hair
For any of your lovely characters <333
So I decided to do this for Sepo, since he has long hair, but, uh, it got a little out of hand
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He's enjoying himself, I swear. He'd just never deign to let any of his friends know that.
Thanks for the present for him lol
@amandacanwrite @elsie-writes @riveriafalll @kosmic-kore @kaylinalexanderbooks
@bard-coded @carrotsinnovember @patternwelded-quill @somethingclevermahogony @whatwewrotepodcast
@the-angriest-author @mk-writes-stuff @frostedlemonwriter @vyuntspakhkite-l-darling @watermeezer
@leahnardo-da-veggie @mr-orion @televisionjester @ray-writes-n-shit @evilgabe29
@trippingpossum @fortunatetragedy @halfbakedspuds
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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understandable, enjoy it while you can
My superpower is that I don't get second hand embarrassment from "and for MY boon"
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evilgabe29 · 1 year ago
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depends on context really
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