evilhelperbutnotmean

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

honestly my gender is kinda like if comedy relief was fucked up unimaginably

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

I hate British bounty hunters and their obsession with poisoned tea. :/

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

I hate British bounty hunters and their obsession with poisoned tea. :/

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Eh, the cash is a nice bonus, mostly I just like scaring the balls off of random kids :3

What do you think of small children? Like, 7 years old

Certain ones can be useful, they’re easily taught. Most… I don’t like being forced to spend time around.

It honestly takes self control not to simply curse them, loud things they are.

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Same here! I’ve successfully convinced several small children that Freddy is real and will appear in their bedroom if they don’t give me 20$ :3

What do you think of small children? Like, 7 years old

Certain ones can be useful, they’re easily taught. Most… I don’t like being forced to spend time around.

It honestly takes self control not to simply curse them, loud things they are.

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Rip the door off its hinges so it can’t close on you again! :D

Melatonin: Well, you know what they say, when God closes the door-

Melatonin: There’s a high likelihood of a window you can break through.

[Mel, please don't...]

(Melatonin - @chaotic-neutral-melatonin)

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Evil times are coming :)

are you all being evil today? be honest. because I love you unconditionally. unless you’re Fleur.

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

OOC: PFFFF- IM BRUSHING MY TEETH I CANT LAUGH LMAOOOO CHUCHHDHDUYDGDBFHUXDJ-

Fr this is canon lmao

@magicblr and @evilhelperbutnotmean have a situation with magic brownies

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Oh right- sorry! :D

this lady has a problem

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Oh dw! We know :D me and Fleur didn’t do it, Fleur found a truck which was ditched with bodies nearby, so we decided to loot it! :D

this lady has a problem

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Mission :D

Fleur let me keep some for my nest :D

this lady has a problem

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

That’s my boss D:

this lady has a problem

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Do you think you could fit a box of halos and feathers in your room? I’m sure angel feathers would be quite soft in your nest.

-@magicblr

Oh definitely! If not I can just take out a brick from the wall be out the box there :3

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Woo hoo! Cool sparkly shit to put on my shelf!!

Get on, helper. 2 of the poachers I know from the market have left their truck unintended (because they’re rather injured, but regardless) and we are getting free divine components today.

@magicblr

Awwww hell yeah! On it boss let’s fuck some bitches uuuuuup!!!

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Ahh got it! I’ll bring the puffy jackets and cocoa supplies :33

Get on, helper. 2 of the poachers I know from the market have left their truck unintended (because they’re rather injured, but regardless) and we are getting free divine components today.

@magicblr

Awwww hell yeah! On it boss let’s fuck some bitches uuuuuup!!!

[evilhelperbutnotmean]

Get on, helper. 2 of the poachers I know from the market have left their truck unintended (because they’re rather injured, but regardless) and we are getting free divine components today.

@magicblr

Awwww hell yeah! On it boss let’s fuck some bitches uuuuuup!!!