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       "WELL! You teens today and your sass.         I'll have you know, this doom ray is twice         as doomier than my last one! And it makes         cocoa moo! So mull over that, ninja boy."

           ❝Yeah, no kidding, pal. I’m                 the Ninja. And by the way,                 latest doom ray? Dude,                  how about some creativity?❞

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*watches a movie*

*sees a dog*

me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD

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       "And so, Kim Possible, you will bear witness        to my latest doom ray, which you will be unable        to stop!"

        "... You're not Kim Possible.                                                       Who are you?"

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      "Oh, I'm sorry! Allow me to clear up the       confusion."

     Palms ignite with green flame and she fires      a blast in his direction before leaning back      in her chair, hands grabbing for her magazine.

    "Does that help?"

       ”Wha— Aren’t you going to do         something about it? With that—         uh, that getup, I thought you were         a superhero of some sort. There’s         so many of those running around I         I can’t remember all of them…”

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Beep Boop son, beep boop. I run on American jobs! I have been programmed to give you a SENSIBLE. HAIRCUT. Scientists in the future have studied your ass for hundreds of years, THEN SENT ME BACK IN TIME TO KICK IT. Now give me your intelligence.

      “And this, children, is a prime example of       why you shouldn’t snort crystal meth.”

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      "Uh-huh. Let me put this into perspective       for you: I don't care. I suggest you leave -       and I never make suggestions, so let that       be your clue."

       ”No you don’t understand! There were robots!         Actual walking robots— Not the ones that build         cars, but robots!”

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      "Now, now - a true villain never reveals his secrets."

"Oh look, it’s ze monkey man! Vhat brings you here?"

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     "Yeah... listen, slick - I'm on vacation. Whatever      you're blathering on about can wait until the end      of my week."

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        "Yeah - great, fantastic, whatever.         Go take your nerdgasm somewhere         else, please and thanks."

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       "Dementor.                What a surprise."

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Yo so I've never done a multi-muse blog before but like this for a starter and I'll whip one up for you while I hunt down some icons?

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