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Messed up relationship but it works for them sure
JJ Tim: “I was tortured for three weeks!”
Bernard: “I was abandoned by my parents and turned to a cult fully ready to die!”
JJ Tim: “ my biological parents didn’t even know I was missing, and the ones who I thought were my family and cared about put me into Arkham asylum, faked my death, and didn’t even have the guts talk to me or walk by my cell!”
Bernard: “ I was going to be sacrificed by the cult till the very moment was supposed to happen. They changed their mind saying I wasn’t good enough!”
JJ Tim:
Bernard:
Hot making out noise
#joker junior#joker jr#tim drake#sad Tim#Bernard#timbern#dc#bad bat dad#bernard dowd#bad batfam#The new joker and Harley Quinn
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It doesn’t count if they’re already technically dead
Young justice and captain marvel are trapped in a ancient magical cube with the only way to escape being a human sacrifice.
Impulse is running all around the cube panicking, Nightwing and Robin (Tim) are inspecting the wall hoping to find a exit, Zatanna tired using her magic to break through the wall, both Superboy and Wonder Girl tried punching the wall.
Impulse: “What are we going to do!!?!?!”
Nightwing: “stay calm, I managed to hit my emergency distress signal before all our devices stopped working. We just have to wait rest of the team to come out and get us out”
Captain Marvel: “No”
Everyone turns to look at him, Zatanna’s face has turned pale.
Captain Marvel: “ it requires a human sacrifice, the spell that trap us is old but strong.
Wonder Girl: “which means?” *her voice comes out in a tense, whisper, most likely to scared for the answer
Captain Marvel: “There is no work around, we must follow the rules”
The room grows tense
Nightwing grabs one of his escrima sticks
Nightwing: “what are you getting at”
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Superboy: “let’s calm down-“
Cap: “Good thing my pocket dimension bag is still working!”
Marvel smiles and pulls out a bag out of thin air.
Robin: “wha-“
Marvel opens up the bag, turns the bag upside down and starts shaking
A confuse and sacred Hitler falls out.
WO BIN ICH?!? (Where am I)
Nightwing: “is-is that…..Hitler?”
Cap: “Yes”
Robin: “…………….WHY”
Cap: “ I don’t know because he was born?!”
Robin: “ NO, WHY DO YOU HAVE HITLER”
WIE VIELE JAHRE IST ES HER!?!? (how many years has it been?)
Cap: “Stille (hush), in case I was ever in the situation where I need a human sacrifice”
He says,as it’s the most normal thing in the world.
Zatanna: “why”
WG: “yeah Cap, this seems kinda messed up”
Neither of them could take their eyes off Hitler.
Cap: “first, this is Hitler, anything bad that happens to Hitler after 1933, he deserve it, second, as stated before in case I was ever in a situat-“
Robin: “NO, SHE MEANS WHY DO YOU HAVE HITLER??!?!!!?”
Impulse: “yeah Cap, how and why do you have Hitler, didn’t he |<i|| himself”
Nightwing: “yeah Cap, how did you get him”
Cap: “ well it’s actually a pretty funny story-“
SB: “I don’t believe that”
Cap: “ first I was in history class learned about him, fast-forward, junior got trapped in one of these human sacrifices-we got him out safe- and it sparked the ✨iiiiddeaaa~~✨
Robin: “please don’t”
Cap: “I go back in time, grab evil people, who were gonna die soon, keep them in the bag till they’re needed and after am done with them I send them back.”
YJ:……
Impulse:”nothing in there was funny”
Cap: “FINE WHATEVER, lets just kill the guy”
“so viele Tage, so viele Jahre, so viele Sekunden” (So many days, so many years, so many seconds)
Nightwing who understands German, squint his eyes
Nightwing: “wait a sec, Marvel was he conscious the whole time he was in there”
Cap: “ummmmmmmmmmmmm”
WG: “oh my gods”
SB: “Marvel!”
Cap: “I don’t know, they all come out, screaming or looking confused or terrified, but I usually kill them by now”
Zatanna: “terrified of what?”
Cap: “I DON’T KNOW”
Robin: “Marvel! How long has he been in there!”
Cap: “ I don’t know, bag time works differently from earth time”
YJ: “MARVEL!”
Cap: “WHAT, WHY AM I GETTING YELLED AT, YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES FEELING BAD FOR HITLER, I know he technically didn’t say to start killing the Jews. He only said to put them in camps, but still and he did whole lot of other bad things!”
WG: “ WE ARE NOT FEELING BAD FOR HITLER!”
Robin: “WE’RE UPSET BECAUSE THIS IS A MESSED UP SYSTEM!”
Cap: “HOW IS IT A MESSED UP SYSTEM, THEY WERE BAD PEOPLE, THEY WERE ALREADY GOING TO DIED AND THIS GUY CHOSE TO TAKE HIS LIFE”
“endlos schwebend”(floating endlessly)
Cap: “SHUT UP”
SB: “I get the idea, but if their consci-“
Cap: “HE MURDER PEOPLE!!
Cap: “……..”
Nightwing: “………”
Robin: “………”
Zatanna: “………”
WG: “………”
Impulse: “………”
SB: “………”
WG: “Cap, please”
Cap: “fine we’re send him back and die”
Marvel opens the bad, really to shove hitler back
“NEIN, DER TOD IST EINE OPTION ALS DER ENDLOSEN ABGRUND” (no, this is a kinder option than the endless abyss”
Marvel turns and looks Nightwing
Nightwing; *sign* “ let’s get it over with”
Cap: “YES”
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Batman and the rest of young justice
Batman: “Nightwing, we got your distressed signal what happened?”
Everyone but Marvel looks exhausted and a bit traumatized
Beast Boy: “what happened?”
Nightwing: “Don’t ask”
Used google translate
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Mom’s dinner
Part one I am noneofyoubeewax I changed accounts and forgot my password, tired multiple times to log back into my original account before giving up.
Captain Marvel (Billy): “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!” * hands pressed up against the glass*
Rosa: *sharpens her gaze*
Cap: “……….”
Billy takes a step back, straighten up his back and places his hands behind him.
Cap: “would you like to come inside and discuss the reason for your arrival”
JL: “…………….”
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Inside JL space headquarters
Both Rosa and Billy sit on the floor since Rosa is too big fit in a chair and Billy thought it would be rude if she was the only one sitting on ground.
Billy & Rosa: *communicating in wails and humming*
Batman: “ Does anyone know what they’re saying” *the tone of his voice sounds agitated*
Flash: “how are we supposed to know what they’re saying, when she only communicating through humming and Cap is only answering one word response to her……I think”
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Rosa: “I understand your work is importance, but unlike Captain Marvel, you Billy need a break and to spend time with your family”
Billy: “sorry”
Rosa: “You’re 16, I get it, I should know that you’re going to out of the house more, but I never thought it would be like this…………..You’re over working yourself Billy”
Billy: “sorry”
Rosa’s gives a look that only a mother can give to her son who is burning out but can’t stop and she herself doesn’t know what to do.
Rosa cups Billy’s face bringing it close to hers and squishes his face before kissing him on the forehead.
Rosa: “ you’re siblings are waiting, let’s go home and eat” * stands up and holds out her hand*
Billy smiles and takes her hand
Billy: “ok”
Rosa even though she doesn’t know the layout of the area leads Billy to loading deck where she entered.
Billy: “um sorry guys, I’ll be back in two days”
Sharp, short wail comes out
Billy: “See you in a week”
A much softer and longer humming is heard.
Flash: “Bye” looking at Batman
Batman: *glaring but not moving to do anything@
Superman: *gives a awkward wave*
Martian Manhunter: “ farewell”
Wonder Woman: *happy smile and waving goodbye”
Departure of Captain Marvel and guest
Green lantern (Hal): “Damn she was hot”
WW: * slaps him upside the head”
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#dc#dc billy batson#batman#justice league#flash#superman#wonder woman#martian manhunter#rosa vasquez#the shazam family enjoyed a nice family dinner#Batman spent a whole hour tearing out his hair#batfam was force to listen to his rant#Billy: wait why weren’t you able to communicate normally#Rosa: *shrug*#Rosa: some safety reason#Freddy: weird why didn’t he do the same thing for us#elsewhere#wizard: yeah I told her some bs reason#wizard: it was just for aesthetics
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I’m back again
Changing account because of my phone
I’ll be reposting everything
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Lady Marvel, No Captain  Marvel
Genderbent Captain  Marvel
Billy Batson -> Lilly Batson
Still a homeless baby
Lilly first debut as a hero. After defeating Doctor Sivana
Male Civilian: “Thank you so much Miss?”
Cap: “o-oh Captain Marvel!”
(M) Civilian: “thank you so much, Miss Captain  Marvel”
Cap: “you can just call me Captain”
(M) Civilian: “Miss Captain”
Cap: “Just Captain”
Lilly was a bit annoyed but she thought it would be a one time thing (it would not be)
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Reporter: “ Lady Marvel! Lady Marvel! Lady Marvel!” (Waving hands frantically)
Cap: (confuse, looking around) “me?”
Reporter: “um yes”
Cap: (flys down to the reporter) “hello I’m Captain Marvel, how can I help you?
Reporter: (holds mic up) “Lady Captain Marvel can yo-”
Cap: “No…..Captain Marvel”
Reporter: “ok, um so this miss, (faces the camera) “today we have our new local hero, Miss Captain Marvel”
Cap: “um-if-I-excuse me, it’s Captain Marvel you can drop the Miss, please”
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Reporter: “o-ok”
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Cap chilling on a roof, licking a ice cream feeling upset since everyone keeps on calling her wrong even after a whole year from her debut and her popping the time bubble.
Cap: “stupid stupid stupid stupid”
Solomon: “calm down Champion”
Achilles: “the next time someone says the wrong name punch them”
Solomon: “n-
Hercules: “ throw a building at them”
Solomon: “NO!”
Zeus: “YES, and tell them that you’re going to sleep with their father or male Parent figure and give a worthy respectable Child”
Cap: ”umm”
Atlas: “let’s ignore Zeus”
Mercury: “just don’t save them if they get your name wrong”
Solomon: “No! It’s not the champion job to get annoyed when people get your name wrong”
Achilles: “you got mad at that kid at the history museum Lilly went to (because it was free entry day) when a kid called you, “Solo-mom”
Solomon: “she completely butchered my name”
Zeus: “OH YEAH THAT WAS HILARIOUS”
Cap: “I remember the headache. But I have a right to be upset! It’s been a year and I’m starting to feel unappreciated, I saved so many lives and I popped the time bubble, is it so wrong for wanting people to save my name right!”
Solomon: “Lillian, I kno-“
Mercury: “just walk away-
Achilles: “I SAY-
Zeus: “I know a thing or two about getting-
Atlas: “LETS remember Lilly is a child and has a right to her own feelings-
Hercules:”CRUSH THEIR BONES”
Gods: “ overlapping argument”
Cap: “urgh guys please”
Gods: arguing continues and gets louder
Cap: (head pounding)
???: “excuse me Miss
Gods: “!?#**?!!”
Cap: (Rubbing head)
???: “miss? I’m fr-m j—ti-e le—ue”
Gods: “!/!#~\**?!!”
Cap: “please you’re being to loud”
???: “lo-d? Mi-s Miss M-ss”
Cap: “please”
???: “Mis -iss, MISS CAPTAIN MARVEL”
You could hear the snap
Cap: That’s. Not. My. NAME!! ( turns around and throws her ice cream with Mercury speed)
It’s was when the ice cream was only few inches from hitting the person face, when she realized that the man she see saw in front of her was a new face that she learned of when the time bubble popped.
Superman, a founding leader of the justice league, who didn’t have a fast enough reaction time to match Mercury speed to avoid the ice cream.
Cap: !
Gods: !
Hercules: “that guy’s important right?”
Solomon: “yes”
Cap: “oh no”
Solomon: “indeed”
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#female billy batson#lilly batson#dc#shazam#why do female superheroes why to feminine name#solomon#zeus#mercury
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Mom’s dinner
Inspired by this post
The shazam family is about to have have dinner when Rosa notice that Billy isn’t home and asks Mary to go to the Rock of Eternity. Rosa knows that Billy has his duty as the Champion of Magic, she has learned to pick her battles but Rosa is a woman who likes to have dinner as a family
When Mary returns with no Billy, claiming that he’s at a Justice League meeting. Rosa knows that patience is a skill that she has gotten as a foster parent so she waits and waits and waits.
Darla: “Mama, I’m hungry”
Rosa: “I know baby, but I would like to wait till Billy is here before we eat”
Eugene: “yeah but JL meetings go on forever, and unless Billy was a good reason to leave the Bat won’t let him”
Victor: “how about I set aside a plate for him”
Rosa: “ Mary, Freddy are you sure you two don’t have a way to bring Billy back”
Mary: “maybe”
Freddy: “not really”
Both didn’t want to get drag into a meeting or Batman and robin trying to squeeze out some information.
Pedro: “why not ask the wizard to bring him back” (being serious )
Rosa: “yeah let go ask…(not thinking it’s serious) wait actually”
Rosa: “I’ll be back soon”
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Rock of Eternity
Rosa: “ excuse me, Mr. wizard are you there?”
Yes
How may I assist you
Rosa: “would you be able to return Billy home”
Ah, dinner time already. As much as I would love to summon Billy to return home to you it would cause some confusion among his fellow heroes if he would to disappear.
Rosa: “you’re right, I’m sorry fo-
But you can get him
Rosa: “what”
I have been around for a long time and there is nothing more powerful than a mother’s authority.
Rosa: “but what about secret identities”
….. say my name
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Justice league meeting
Marvel: (“please stop talking, I want dinner ”)
Batman: “marvel, pay attention!”
Marvel: “yes sir!”
Green lantern: “come on spooky you been going on forever”
Batman: “I wouldn’t have to if you did your job right”
Superman: “let’s calm down be-“
Martian Manhunter: (telepathically link, outside in space) “ friends, a person approaches, a woman”
Wonder Woman: “is she a threat”
MM: “ I am uncertain”
Batman: “ what does she look like? “
MM: “7’2 feet, dark brown hair, all white with- wait, Captain Marvel. The outfit she wears a similar to yours”
Marvel: “what”
MM: “ I’m going to engage with her”
Superman: “be careful”
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MM: “it seems she is unable to communicate, she humming like a whale and I have no idea what she saying”
Batman: “bring her by the window”
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GL: “Damn”
There floats a tall woman with her hair floating around dress in all white who gives a smile and a wave
GL: “Damn Cap, who this goddess. Don’t tell me this is your girlfr-“
Marvel: “MOM!?”
JL: “Mom!!?”
The reason Rosa was unable to talk was because the wizard didn’t want anything to happen if Rosa got capture (the only word she can say is Shazam). I can imagine Rosa Towers over her children, but not in the Scary way, in the motherly love way.
I can see Rosa’s hair floating all the time and covers her left eye slightly.
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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star
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Dumb Ways to Die
There when been many incidents where “Marvel” has die, some are down right awful and the rest are hilarious.
Magician (1): “ please be careful, for these plants are quite dea-
Marvel: * not paying attention * “ oh a flowe- *get swallowed whole*
Plant: *munch munch munch munch* “Ptth”
Out comes a fully Skeleton of Captain Marvel that is still intact and being held together by nothing. 
Magician (1): * horrified, cause they just witnessed the champion of magic just die* “C-C-Champion ”
The skeleton slowly starts to form all it’s nerves,muscle, skin, and organs.
Marvel: “ woah, that was a close one. What did I miss?” * noticing how the magician looks horrified and disgusted*
Magician (1): * completely disgusted by seeing his body form back together* “ throwing up noise”
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{ During a fight }
Doctor Sivana: *shoot a bunch of lasers  at Marvel*
Marvel: *reflecting the lasers  with a metal trash can lid*
The fight goes on for a bit with Marvel shooting back doctor Sivana lasers. Till Marvel gets his hands on another metal lid.
Marvel: * using both metal lids to charge up one of the laser system back at Sivana* “ oh yeah get ready for this Doc-“ * shoots himself in the face”
Marvel body falls like a piece of paper
Sivana: *flabbergasted*
Random citizens: *shocked*
Sivana: “ it was t- does that mean I win, what just happened”
Marvel: * Face rebuilt, shooting up back into the sky, while breathing in very deeply * “ Aaaaa and I’m back!”
Sivana: “ what the fu-“
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Justice league mission
Superman: “everyone be careful, these shadow monsters can be anywhere”
Marvel: *faintly feels something brush up behind him*
It was his own hair
Marvel: * freaks out and ends up shooting lightning, which bounces off a mirror that was behind him, shooting him right in the chest *
Green lantern (Hal): “OH SHI-
Marvel: * gasping for air, when rising back up to his feet* “it’s ok I’m fine”
GL: WHAT THE FU-
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Billy is afraid of……Bruce……Wayne?
Billy is able to see peoples aura, aura always change yet stay the same based on a persons mood, actions, mentality, and who they are as a person. 
As Caption Marvel, Billy has met a lot of interesting people with interesting yet fitting auras. Batman’s aura is a dark and heavy storm  full of faces crying.
When Billy heads to Gotham for WHIZ Radio where he attends a Gala with Morris as his chaperoned, Billy doesn’t really like the gala since all the rich peoples auras show them fake snakes looking down on him and his rented suit, so Billy sneaks away, where he meets Bruce Wayne.
Bruce: hello little one are you lost? 
Billy:No I’m fin—
Billy see Bruce’s aura is dark and gloomy that keeps on spiking back-and-forth. which freaks out Billy because this isn’t the bumbling floozy that he heard all about and it scares billy; now thinking that Bruce is a real dangerous man.
Billy: I-I-I..sooorrryyy * shaking like a leaf in a hurricane *
Bruce: !? Oh no no calm down, you’re fine * trying to keep his composure while trying to not draw attention*
This cause Bruce’s aura to change more, scaring Billy, even more to the point of tears
Billy: *now actively crying*
Bruce: *panicked*
Now a bunch of attention is on them, And paparazzi right now taking pictures 
Billy ran away, Bruce was confused and felt bad for scaring the kid

#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#batman#dc#dc billy batson#bruce wayne and billy batson#bruce wayne
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Mourning Who?
As you know the whole JL believes that Mary and Junior are Marvel’s kids, but they never heard about a wife or a mom. During a mission it is revealed that Marvel and past champions have this coping mechanism that blocks out anything too traumatic that happened,
Mary and Junior take a vantage of it.
Justice league headquarters
Marvel: *trying to quickly finish up a mission report*
Mary: “hey Cap I was wondering what you think of this painting I made?”
Marvel: * Quick glances back and forth at the mission report and the drawing* “um yeah it’s , wait wrong form”
Superman: *sensing Mary’s “sadness”* “oh I think it’s a lovely painting of a woman”
Marvel: * not looking* yeah it’s pretty
Mary: * faking sadness * oh thanks…………….. *walking away* “ why don’t you remember mom”
Superman: !!
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Teen Titans
Superbody (Kon): “So is Lex my mom or Clark”
Red Robin: “all I asked if you wanted bacon”.
Junior: “ it’s better to never have a mom than spend the rest of your life wondering what she was like and if she really did love me!
Conner: …
Tim: ….
Rest of the teen titans: ……
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After defeating a bunch of robots
Marvel: “well done Mary” *giving her a pat on the head* “ you look just lik-” (“ oh shoot secret identities”)
Mary: who? * pretending to look excited *
Marvel: “ o-oh I don’t remember” *walks away*
Mary: “ oh ok”
Flash: “ you good Mary”
Mary: * fake crying* “y-yeah”
Flash: “ oh no no no don’t cry”
Mary: * covering her face with her hands to hide her smile”
Flash: !!
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Cat marvel
Justice league space station
Marvel: *zoned out*
Flash: * going to sit down next to marvel and puts his mug down to pull out a chair*
Marvel:*not turning his head, swatting  the mug off the table*
Flash: “Dude!”
Marvel: “w-what” ( notice the broken glass), “not again I’m so sorry Flash”
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Batman: (upgrading his gadgets, throw a box to the side)
Batman: “Done, where that’s……box”
Marvel: (some how sitting in the box with his knees to his chest) “hi”
Batman: (◣_◢) “out”
Marvel: (◕︵◕) “yes Mr.Batman”
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Fawcett
(Clark flying around looking for Captain Marvel, and he spots Freddy carrying pillows).
Superman: “Ah! Junior, do you know where your dad is?”
Junior: “dad? Oh, yeah I know where Marvel, i’m heading over where he is right now, come on”
Superman: “umm, what is this”
(Top of a building, Mary and Marvel passed out on blankets and pillows bathing in the sunlight)
Junior: “break time” ( arranging his pillows before plopping down on them)
Superman: “oh, can I talk to Marvel”
Junior: “ oh, yeah”
Superman: “ great can you wak-“
Junior: “ in 45 minutes”
Superman: “but um I”
Junior: “in 45 minutes………… join us?”
Superman: “…..sure” (plops himself down, mummy style)
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Power out in the watch tower
Green lantern (Hal) : (walking through the tower, using his ring as a flashlight)
(scurrying sound)
Green lantern: (Panic, quickly, you think it’s ring the shine light right here the noise)
*Nothing*
Green lantern: “Hello?”
(Creaking noise )
Green lantern: (spins around quickly, shining his light) “wh- who’s there!”
Marvel: (in a big foot pose, eyes acting like cat eyes in the middle of the night with light shining over them)
Green lantern: “ Jesus Christ dude”
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#batman#dc billy batson#justice league#flash#dc#superman#green arrow
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Deadly concerning 
I seen a few post about Billy and Danny either getting tricked into marrying each other or just marrying each other for the convenience, so I’m making my own.
Billy 12. Danny 14. They’re not in a love relationship they get along like friends 
(During some magical ghost crisis)
Green Arrow: Are we sure we can’t just call Cap
Black Canary: No, I told you this already, Marvel had family troubles and that he would be off online
John Constantine: besides, you have me the worl-
Zatanna: and me
John: yeah yeah and her helping you take care of this ghost, all we have to do is-
(After trying out his plan and processed to get their butts kicked)
Green arrow: that fail horribly
John: shut it
Batman: we need a new plan before that thing destroys anymore of the city
Superman: is there anything else we can do
Zatanna: we try summoning a greater ghost to deal with this ghost
Green arrow: and who do we call to deal with the new ghost
Zatanna: no no we just need to summon a ghost who has to leave after it completes its task.
John: true there are ghost like that but usually very weak, doubt they could take out are problem.
Zatanna: there is one we try
John: which one are—OH HELL NO, you trying to get this all killed
Batman: what are you both talking about
John: she wants to summon the The Ghost King Consort 
Black canary: and that’s bad way?
Zatanna: The Ghost King is already a bloody tyrant and you can imagine how worst his partner can be. But the Constant can beat this ghost and would have to return back to the ghost realm.
John: yeah but that doesn’t stop them from going to the king and getting us in trouble.
Zatanna: what other choice do we have
Everyone:…
Batman: do it
(The summoning)
John: stand back everyone , there’s no telling what this thing can do
Billy: *poof* …..
John:……
Everyone: ……
Superman: tha that’s a child
Billy: um hello (“nonono did they figure out my identity”)
John: this can’t be real
Superman: OH MY GOD THAT IS A CHILD
Batman: (crouching down to Billy) hello little one, are you ok?
Billy: um ….yes!…… why am I here? 
Batman: Do you know who the ghost king is
Billy: (thinking about Danny, not the previous ghost king) yes he’s my husband (“that so weird saying”)
Superman:that’s a child
Batman: (presses his lips together into a frowning face) we called you here to help us take care of a ghost that is destroying everything, can you help.
Billy: (smile so bright that there is a ting of pain that goes through everyone’s heart) of course, it would be my honor. Tawny here can help (raises a Stuffed beat up Tiger)
Superman: Oh god the tiger has a name.
( after defeating the ghost and sending it back)
Billy: (prepare to step in the summoning circle to go back home)
Black canary: wait ummm
Billy: billy
Black canary: has the ghost king made you anything you don’t want to do
Billy: what
Green arrow: how old are you
Billy: um 12, look I have to go before someone comes looking for me
Batman: here take this (holds out a card), call if you ever need help.
Billy: ok (takes the card) bye
( billy vanishes right before their eyes as he steps into the circle)
Superman: oh my god that was a child.
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#batman#dc billy batson#justice league#superman#batman’s demon adoption#dc#black canary
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Today’s post was inspired by This post
Captain Marvel is in need of a therapist ( same with Billy)
Billy Batson ( Captain Marvel) suicide attempt.
( JL hallway)
GL: * Pulling aside Marvel to tell him about a gossip secret *  you have to swear on your life you ain’t gonna tell anyone. Ok so her-
Marvel: Um yeah no, sorry I can’t swear on my life.
GL: Aw what, I thought you were cool with stuff like this.
Marvel: Oh no! I promise I won’t tell anyone , but I just can’t swear my life.
GL: What, dude you’re not making sense.
Marvel: It’s well um……. I can’t swear on my life since I have tried to kill myself before so I can’t technically swear on my life! (The last few parts come out rushed).
GL:(doesn’t really know what to say)…….
Marvel: So yeah…….can you um tell me the secret.
(JL MEETING)
Batman: The victim was found in his bathroom tube after committing suicide (going over a case)
Marvel: Nah, this guy was murder.
Batman: how so?
Marvel: His suicide letter doesn’t match up with his suicide.
Batman:(squinting) Explain.
Marvel: In his letter he explains how he hates the world and how cruel  it was to him and how he just wants to leave it in peaceful yet he cut his wrists. If he wanted to leave peacefully, he would have taken down a bottle of pills .
Batman: Hrm ( not bad thinking )
Marvel: I mean, that’s what I did when I tried to commit suicide.
Batman:…….
The rest of the JL members:………
Marvel:………..Did I say something wrong?
(JL cafeteria)
Aquaman : I was stuck in med-bay for a week trying to recover. It was awful.
Flash:  it couldn’t have been that bad, the last time I got a bad injury, I was stuck in there for like 3 weeks. 
Aquaman: Hey Cap, what was the longest time you were in med-bay for?
Marvel:OH! I never gotten hurt on the job.
Flash: go figure, of course the big red che-
Marvel: But I did spend eight months in the hospital after my suicide attempt 
Aquaman:………
Flash:……..
Every body in a hearing proximity:………
And the worst; HE SAYS IT SO NONCHALANT
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#batman#dc billy batson#flash#justice league#gl#green lantern#dc
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In Billy we trust✨✨
Growing up in the streets had made Billy be wary of strangers and then getting the powers of Shazam made Billy have a very judge of character.
*JL meeting, watching a interrogation video*
Batman: This is our suspect, he was last seen exiting the room with missing files and wa-
Marvel: *Barely glancing up from his screen* It wasn’t him.
Batman: I barely explained the case
Marvel: *Shrugging his shoulders * Yeah, but it wasn’t him
Batman: *Annoyed*
Marvel: *Unbothered *
Superman:* Sensing Batman’s annoyance* ok um…Cap let’s Batman talk about the case before w-
Marvel: But I just said he didn’t do it! * voice a bit louder than he wanted it to be *
Batman: Captain Marvel! ……Unless you already know about the case which I highly doubt please hold your comments.
Marvel:…
JL members:….
Batman:* proceeds to go over the case*
Same time later
Turns out Captain Marvel was right about the man being innocent much to Batman’s annoyance.

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Marvel has a staring problem
Flash: * eating in the cafeteria minding his own business*
Marvel: *staring from across the room* (O)_(O) (U)_(U) (O)_(O) (U)_(U) (O)_(O)
Flash: *starts chewing his food slowly while glancing back at Marvel*
Marvel: *still staring* (O)_(O) (U)_(U) (O)_(O) (U)_(U) (O)_(O) (U)_(U) (O)_(O) (U)_(U) (O)_(O)
Flash: *feels as if the temperature is rising while tugging at his suit and no longer focusing on his food*
Marvel: *No longer blinking* (O)_(O) (O)_(O) (O)_(O) (O)_(O) (O)_(O)
Flash: *heavy, rapid  breathing. Now fully looking at marvel*
Marvel *only to be met with cold, empty eyes* (O)_(O)
Flash: *is at his breaking point* DUDE WHAT DO YOU WANT.
Marvel: *billy, who was deep Conversation with the gods* Huh?
#billy batson#dc captain marvel#shazam#flash#barry allen#dc#staring#staring problems#to the outside world#but was just deep in thought
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Marvel Eating Random Things
I love allllllllll the Billy eating random things as Marvel posts/headcanons. I don’t know why. I just love it. I love unhinged Marvel soooo much. But what if we took it one step further and had Marvel eat anything, including living creatures. Also, I’m gonna connect this to the Marvel being a Good Cook post. In that post, he’s just a good cook basically.
Flash: *passed out on the floor of the kitchen in a hypoglycemic coma*
Marvel: *walks into the kitchen and stops dead in his tracks* “Wally?” *walks over and prods him with his shoe* “Are you dead?” *kneels down to sniff him* “Can I eat you?”
Flash: *groans*
Marvel: *stands up* “Oh, thank the gods.” *picks Wally up to take him to the medbay* “Come on, bud. Let’s see if we can fix you up.”
A little bit later…
Flash: *on a medical cot and wakes up*
Marvel: *nearby, doing a crossword puzzle*
Flash: *sees Marvel* “Cap?”
Marvel: “Yes?” *fills in one of the words on the puzzle*
Flash: “Did you… Did you ask if you could eat me?”
Marvel: “Nope.”
Flash: “Yeah, that’s what I thought. It’s just I swear I heard you say something like that.” *sits up, stomach rumbling*
Marvel: “You were pretty knocked out, man. I don’t remember saying that.” *puts crossword down* “Why don’t we get something to eat? Like chili dogs or burgers or something?”
Flash: “Sounds great.” *gets off the cot so they can head to the zetas*
He gaslit, gatekeeped, and girlbossed. He’s also done this to multiple leaguers by the way. One of them was Batman who now has a recording of Billy asking if he could eat him. Bruce listened to it a solid ten times because in this AU, he knows next to nothing about Marvel, and now, because of this recording, he’s wondering if Marvel is, or was even human.
Then, there was the time him and Wonder Woman went together to wrangle some demons back into Tartarus. Unfortunately, one of the demons died during the process and didn’t make it back into the gates. So, now Diana and Billy were stuck with a demon corpse.
Diana: *looking at the corpse* “What should we do with it?”
Marvel: *also looking at the corpse* “Hmm… I have an idea.”
Diana: “Oh? Could you sha-” *now sees Marvel in his little lightning bolt apron and chef hat* “Why’re you dressed like that?”
Marvel: “I like to get into it.” *starts pulling salt, pepper, paprika, Goya Adobo, basically a bunch of seasonings out of his pocket dimension*
Diana: “Cap…? Cap. You can’t seriously be suggesting we eat the demon?”
Marvel: “I’m not suggesting anything. I’m just politely telling you that it’s one, delicious, and two also delicious.” *conjures up a giant, demon-sized, floating frying pan from nowhere with a fire underneath it*
Diana: *watches as Marvel picks the demon up, puts it in the pan, and starts seasoning*
She does end up eating some of the demon later with Marvel. Though she swore she would “never do it again.” But, when she heard Marvel tell her of a demon that tastes like hard candy when you mix its body with a certain magical herb, she wouldn’t admit it, but she had second thoughts. Those second thoughts amped up when he told her they were really good to eat with ice cream.
Then, there was the time with Aquaman. He came over to Atlantis because he wanted to see Aquaman’s sea creatures. His school had a field trip to the aquarium and he not only did he not have an adult to sign the permission slip, he also didn’t have enough money to pay the fare. Thankfully, Billy’s Marvel form didn’t need to breathe so he could go underwater just fine. Meanwhile, Arthur was just happy to yap about the sea creatures to and listen intently and ask questions and all that. Unfortunately, some mermaids swam up and decided to ruin their fun. Now, you see, they were sort of fighting them in an underwater cave and all the fighting caused a piece of rubble to come loose and fall on one of the mermaids, killing her. This caused the rest of them to run.
Aquaman: “Alright, back to the tour.” *sees Marvel casually sawing off the mermaid’s tail* “What’re you doing, man?”
Marvel: “I’m gonna eat this later.” *holds the mermaid tail up, shaking it a little*
Aquaman: “Oh. Cool. Can I have some?”
Marvel: “Sure, I can make it when our tours done.” *puts the mermaid tail in his pocket dimension*
Aquaman: “Nice, I’ll bring some Atlantean mead.”
Later…
Marvel and Aquaman: *both munching on mermaid tail*
Aquaman: “This really good!” *grabs some mead to drink down his mouthful of fish*
Marvel: “Thanks.” *munches on fish* “You know, I was surprised you wanted to eat this.”
Aquaman: “Why?”
Marvel: “You can talk to fish right? So, if you were to go to an aquarium, wouldn’t you hear some fish screaming to be let out or something?”
Aquaman: “Geez, I haven’t been to an aquarium since I was a kid.” *sounding nostalgic* “But nah, they normally just chill.”
Marvel: “I haven’t been to one ever. And really? Huh.” *munches on fish more* “But I guess what I’m really asking is if you’re sensitive about eating fish or not.”
Aquaman: “Nah, not really. In this great big sea, what did you think the main source of protein was? Plus, this is mermaid, it’s only technically fish.”
Marvel: *shrugs* “So is that a no? You don’t care about eating fish?”
Aquaman: *nods head as he drinks more mead* “It’s a no.”
Marvel: “Sweet! Cause I have a bunch of fish recipes I wanna try out.”
About an hour after this, Marvel had to help Aquaman home since the Atlantean challenged him to a drinking contest, not knowing the Captain couldn’t get drunk. Mera had a brow raised at Billy judgmentally the entire time he explained why he came home with her husband black out drunk.
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