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“If I’d wanted the opinion of another pirate I would have asked you. I suppose they don’t teach you manners on the high seas, or you’d know better than to eavesdrop.” Regina remarked dryly, turning to face him as he made his way towards her. Sighing in contempt, she reasoned that it wasn’t the worst idea to use Teach for his knowledge, after all he was one of the few who had real history with Killian if the tales were true 

“And what gives you such leverage over him, hmm? And what would you want in return from me? I can’t imagine someone like you would just want to do me a favour out of the goodness of your heart, after all. Maybe I could point you in the direction of a decent hairstylist?” 

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.” Regina OXOXO

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Edward snickered to himself at her response, and pushed up from where he’d been sat in a booth near the back of Granny’s Diner. “If you didn’t want your conversations to be public, perhaps you shouldn’t hold them in a public diner at the top of your voices.” Sweeping hair back out of his face, he looked between Regina and her current companion, and grinned. “As it happens, I might have the solution to your little pirate problem.”

Tucking his hands into his pockets, he shrugged. “I happen to have quite the history with a certain Killian Jones, you see. Whatever you need him to do, wherever you need him to go… give me a day and I’ll have him right where you want him.”

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Regina was a touch startled that the man would be foolish enough to insult her directly to her face, but given what she’d heard about the less charming Nolan brother, she could hardly say she was surprised. From what little information she’d gathered from the other residents at Granny’s it seemed James was attempting to systematically insult every member of the town one by one. 

She did have to laugh at James’ idea of using David as a threat to her. With her magic back team Charming were hardly a concern, if he thought that the threat of a complaint from Charming or Snow was really going to have any effect he was sorely mistaken. 

“If you honestly think that what Snow or you Charming brother think is of any concern to me, perhaps you really are as dumb as you look after all. Stupidity must run in the genes, your brother is just as naive as you are. I’m not scared of them, and I’m certainly not scared of you.” 

“You’re smarter than you look.”

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“Appearances are deceiving, as people often say.” James smirked back at her, leaning on the door of his car. “Probably lucky for you, huh? Unless of course you really are a sour little snake.” He shrugged lightly. “I hear conflicting reports on that.” He waited a beat, already registering the insult on her face, and then he laughed. “Oh, did you think I’d be charming like my brother? Look, lady, the only fun I’m allowed to have around here is pissing people off, so…” He shrugged again. “Not sorry about that.”

It was dangerous to play with fire - literally, he’d heard - when it came to Regina, but… “And before you think of turning me into a bug or something equally disgusting and petty, remember that my dear brother and his ridiculously optimistic and cheerful wife will be very displeased. And then they’ll whine at you. A lot. Which is, I would imagine, far more annoying to you than I could ever be. Take your pick.”

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Regina waited, still as a statue beside her mother as the doors opened before them, revealing the king and prince to her. Part of her had been expecting a balding, middle aged man to be her husband to be, so the fact that he seemed closer to herself in age was a welcome relief. Of course, just because he wasn’t repulsive it did not mean she was any happier about any of this, but if she really could not find a way out of this it would make things marginally easier on her. Now to see if his manners matched his looks. 

The fact that the prince was still unmarried given his status and appearance did strike certain alarm bells for the woman, by all standards he should be every girl’s dream, which only led Regina to wonder to herself what exactly was wrong with the prince that meant he had not been married off sooner. Whatever it was, she was certain it would come to light sooner rather than later. 

At her mother’s behest, she dropped into a deep curtsey as Cora welcomed the King and his son into their home, her eyes fixed firmly on the floor as her mother tried her best to keep the King’s interest. She knew better than to speak over her mother, that led to consequences that were far more dire than a simple scolding, and so she waited quietly for some sign that she was supposed to speak, every so often risking a glance up to Prince James’ face, more to read his expression than to admire his features. 

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Send 💐 for a starter with our muses in an arranged marriage.

She couldn’t believe this was really happening. She’d been preparing to go riding with Daniel when Cora had told her the lesson had been cancelled, and that she had excellent news for her daughter. What Cora saw as excellent news was normally the exact opposite for Regina, so it was with a heavy heart she turned to face her mother, bracing herself for some terrible news. 

All the warnings in the world could not prepare her for this. 

The idea of any marriage to anyone other than Daniel seemed utterly abhorrent to Regina at that moment in time, and an arranged marriage by her mother of all people felt much more like a death sentence than the positive news that she’d been promised. Before she knew it she was being pushed off to go and change out of her riding clothes because the prince would be here soon, and she’d need to look her best if she wanted to impress. Regina didn’t much care if this prince was impressed or not, in fact she’d much rather he hated the sight of her, it might be the catalyst she needed to convince her mother to just allow her to be happy for once in her life, and not worry about climbing some social ladder. 

Nevertheless she did as she was bade, more out of fear of repercussions than any desire to go through with this, standing somewhat nervously beside her mother as they waited for the prince and King to arrive.  

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★·.·´¯`·.·★THE CROOKED MAN SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1

‘‘Is there anything else we can help with, ____?’‘ ‘‘I’ll have to pay you back sometime!’’ ‘‘I look forward to it already!’‘ ‘‘What were you thinking?!’‘ ‘‘Don’t come complaining to me now!’‘ ‘‘Man, I’m tired in all sorts of ways…’‘ ‘‘I was asleep until you woke me up!’‘ ‘‘You trying to start something?’‘ ‘‘Was it just my imagination?’’  ‘‘I can’t say goodbye.’‘ ‘‘What other choice do I have?’‘ ‘‘What kind of childish brat do you take me for, ___?’‘ ‘‘I didn’t mean it like that.’‘ ‘‘Are you doing okay?’‘ ‘‘Sorry I can’t see you very much…’‘ ‘‘All that fighting you do worries me so…’‘ ‘‘Why are you here…?’‘ ‘‘Don’t touch me!!’‘ ‘‘Why are you leaving me?’‘ ‘‘Please, don’t leave me alone…’‘ ‘‘Man, You sound sleepy!’‘ ‘‘You curious about something?’‘ ‘‘Hah, It’s like a poltergeist or something…’‘ ‘‘Not that I’d much care if there was ghosts here.’‘ ‘‘Nobody’d be to bothered if they haunted and killed me, either.’‘ ‘‘I should be sorry for coming over so late…’‘ ‘‘Hey, did something happen?’‘ ‘‘You don’t look to hot.’‘ ‘‘I’ll do whatever I can for you!’‘ ‘‘As if a guy/girl like me could find a date.’‘ ‘‘You’ll have your own personal rain cloud!’’ ‘‘I can’t stand this place…’‘

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Please like/reblog this if you're willing to roleplay with villain characters without acting like the mun is a terrible person.

I writing evil or nearly evil characters more fun than writing good guys. I’m sick of feeling like people are going to judge me for my characters. I have a right to rp what I want and explain my characters actions, but not try to justify them. Because I know why a character acts a certain way doesn’t mean I think they are excused. The world isn’t black and white.

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"Is that my shirt?" (sherwoodthief)

@sherwoodthief 

Regina hadn’t even noticed that she’d picked Robin’s shirt off of the floor instead of her own, though how she’d not noticed the fabric hanging looser on her frame was anyone’s guess. Dressing quickly was just a part of being with Robin this way she supposed, and as much as she disliked it there was little that could be done about it. He had someone else he had to get back to, she just had to accept that, as painful as it was to know that she shared a space in his heart with someone else. 

“Must be, sorry. I guess we dressed more similarly than I thought. Or I’m just catching the Charming clan’s affinity for plaid” She added with an unimpressed expression, imagining the horror of wearing plaid for all eternity as they did. 

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“Clearly you don’t make the most sensible choices if that hardware on your left arm is anything to go by, so you’ll forgive me for not trusting your survival instincts, pirate.” Anyone stupid enough to pick a fight with the dark one could hardly call themselves a survivor in her books. 

 She really should have known better than to believe Killian of all people would do exactly what he was told. If she didn’t need him she’d have turned him into something unpleasant for his insolence, but unfortunately the pirate had been lucky enough to find a rare situation where she needed him as much as he needed her, and so she had to suffer through for now. 

“You might be curious, but this is my domain, and the last thing I need right now is you distracting me, or touching something and destroying all my work. If you have to be here then so be it, but stay out of my way.” Regina asserted, turning to face the captain with an unimpressed expression. 

“Don’t touch anything, do you understand? Just stand there and look pretty.” 

Necessary Evils

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“And I do not remember consenting to be your obedient puppy dog at your beck and call, love. You have your heartless wonders for that,” Killian retorted, a smirk forming on his face as he basked in how easily irked she was by his presence. He took great pleasure in enjoying it, taking the chance for amusement while it lasted. “I’m rather capable of taking care of myself, do not concern yourself with that…”

Pushing off the doorway, he wandered closer to inspect the potion she was brewing, curious as to its purpose. “You cannot blame a man for desiring to keep tabs on his partner’s actions, particularly when they pertain to a plan they are both due to benefit from, if their goals remain in accordance.” Fingers twisted around the sharp edge of his hook as he surveyed her, hip propping against a cabinet as he resumed his casual lean. Do not think for a moment, love, that I intend to be unaware of your moves. I will take no chances with my revenge.

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Regina laughed, though little noise actually escaped her lips. If he honestly thought the reason she was questioning any of this was because he was a thief, he was sorely mistaken. She could hardly be judgemental of someone for their past after all she’d done, there were exceptionally few people who could say that their actions were worse than what the Evil Queen had done after all. A wavering smile crossed her lips as he moved her hair, reading the honesty in his words through the expression on his features. 

If she hadn’t been able to see it on his face, she never would have believed the words that Robin said. She’d loved and lost before, and there would always be a part of her that felt that she didn’t deserve to be loved again, no matter how much she wanted to be. She thought she’d missed her chance when she’d turned away from that tavern door, and yet here he was, just as Tinkerbell had said he would be. 

It was her turn to place a gentle had on Robin’s cheek, her smile faltering as she finally spoke what was on her mind. 

“You deserve someone better than me, Robin. Villains don’t get happy endings, and you of all people deserve one. You’d be better off without me.” 

“ don’t you dare lie to me. ”

six word sentences | Accepting

Robin said nothing for a moment, his eyes fixed upon Regina’s face. His heart ached for her, as it always did. “Regina,” he took her hands in his own, and brought them to his lips with a gentle smile. “I wouldn’t lie to you. I know it’s hard to put trust in a common thief, but… I do have my honour.” He grinned now, letting one of her hands fall from his own to lift it to brush back a sweep of her hair. 

“I will always be honest with you, that I can promise you.” His tone was genuine, his face open and honest. There would be no hiding from her. “You are the one I want, Regina. My heart is yours.”

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Send me "Is that my shirt?" for my muses reaction to getting caught wearing your muses shirt

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this is the worst thing i’ve ever made i’m sorry

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Swan Queen + Text Messages (61/?)

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❛ Why should I believe you? ❜ (emmaofauradon)

@emmaofauradon 

“Why shouldn’t you believe me? Have I ever intentionally led you astray?” Regina asked with a raised brow. 

“After all, we’re family, are we not? Aren’t family meant to trust one another?” 

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RULES: share four songs/pieces of music that represent your muse.

(repost. don’t reblog.)

1. Look What You Made me do- Taylor Swift 

“ But I got smarter, I got harder in the nick of time Honey, I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time I've got a list of names and yours is in red, underlined”

2. Oh No! Marina and the Diamonds 

“Don't do love, don't do friends I'm only after success Don't need a relationship I'll never soften my grip”

3. Love doesn’t Stand a Chance 

“Down with love, down with hope

Don’t need blind faith to cope

Or inspiring songs in my heart”

4. A Little Wicked- Valerie Broussard

“ "A little wicked," that's what he calls me Cause that's what I am, that's what I am”

Tagged by: @strengthofawarrior Tagging: @princesircastic, @captaindashingrapscallion and @emmaofauradon

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° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

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One dark brow raised towards her hairline at the pirate’s remark, clearly unimpressed by his answer. He had his uses when he could be controlled, but given that she didn’t actually have his heart in her hands that wasn’t always possible, making the man somewhat of a loose cannon. Neither were under any illusions that this partnership was out of anything other than convenience, stuck together only until they were of no more use to each other. There were worse people to deal with, she supposed, even if it did mean entertaining a few quirks and irritations along the way.

“I don’t remember telling you to follow me here. Did you ever think that was possibly for your own safety, or are you even more dense than you look?” Regina asked, curt as ever as she stepped away from her potion bubbling away ominously on the table. She thought when she’d left the captain to his pwn devices he’d perhaps stay where she’d left him, or go and find someone else to irritate while she went about her business. Apparently it was too much to ask for a little peace while she worked, given that the man was standing in the doorway watching her still. 

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck” Sentence Starters  |  Accepting

“Well I suppose that depends entirely on you, love…” Killian smirked as he tipped his head to the side in casual consideration of the idea. He had not intended to fall into an arrangement with the Evil Queen, but it suited him for the moment, and he was loathe to break a deal that suited him without reason. Being allied to her kept him safe for the most part, affording him valuable time to seek the one he truly desired to cross, just long enough to bury his hook in his neck. 

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💐 (for James tho I need it imagine the chaos)

Send 💐 for a starter with our muses in an arranged marriage.

She couldn’t believe this was really happening. She’d been preparing to go riding with Daniel when Cora had told her the lesson had been cancelled, and that she had excellent news for her daughter. What Cora saw as excellent news was normally the exact opposite for Regina, so it was with a heavy heart she turned to face her mother, bracing herself for some terrible news. 

All the warnings in the world could not prepare her for this. 

The idea of any marriage to anyone other than Daniel seemed utterly abhorrent to Regina at that moment in time, and an arranged marriage by her mother of all people felt much more like a death sentence than the positive news that she’d been promised. Before she knew it she was being pushed off to go and change out of her riding clothes because the prince would be here soon, and she’d need to look her best if she wanted to impress. Regina didn’t much care if this prince was impressed or not, in fact she’d much rather he hated the sight of her, it might be the catalyst she needed to convince her mother to just allow her to be happy for once in her life, and not worry about climbing some social ladder. 

Nevertheless she did as she was bade, more out of fear of repercussions than any desire to go through with this, standing somewhat nervously beside her mother as they waited for the prince and King to arrive.