“All those who stand in my path shall know the taste of steel. The mightiest dragons and the strongest heroes will be slain in my conquest”
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completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone
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my bard has started reciting spotify ads again
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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
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Put your fucking knight on a leash it keeps trying to duel mine
#it’s actually better to keep your knight off leash#they need to exercise their freedom#dueling is enrichment
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Just thinking about having two knights completely devoted to you. A black knight with a heart of gold, kind and true. A white knight with a heart of steel, set and harsh. Yet both are so kind and loving when it comes to you and will protect you with all of their heart. They dedicate themselves to you, and you dedicate yourselves back to them. Your knights. Their prinxe.
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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't
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The gnomes keep stealing my silverware
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This is the information they are trying to keep from you by banning tiktok
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