evilmuckmage

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Since muckmage is longer muckmage, I will no longer be posting on this blog. I suppose I could change my name to evilmuckmagister but I don’t really want to. This was fun

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favorite EVIL filetype?

pdf

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my delicious coin 🤤

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i’ve been doing lots of evil lately so i haven’t been on tumblr much

I wonder how youre doppelgangers are doing

the same as me i would imagine. but also slightly different

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MIDNIGHT and I’m thirsty.walks towards you with my straw

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i cast CURSED EVIL BOG on your headquarters

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Do you think you're the first to try that? Well, according to the log of attacks on The Magical Hazardous Waste Department Tower, you're the 32nd person to cast cursed evil bog on the tower.

Most of the effects should be mitigated by the massive amount of wards in and around the building. I'll just go spot clean and reinforce the wards, and this place will be fine.

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joy and whimsy ^^

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yeah that’s me

You radiate such a dark aura in this

oh my god. nah that's not me that's @evilmuckmage for sure

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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Do the evil/good muckmages have physical representation? Did they accidentally split off from you somehow?

buddy i have zero clue, they've just showed up and i don't think there's much i can do about it

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>:)

have an EVIL birthday >:)

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thank you evil me 🙏😌 i'll walk out with all the cutlery after going out for dinner later tonight just for you

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when you apply for your villain license they give you a book of all the new words you’re allowed to say. it’s full of shit like “foible” and “machinations”

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yeaah this one’s cute i like it (in an evil manner ofc) ^^

I’ve seen like 10 posts of Picrew chains today and while I only have 1 mutual on here I wanted to do it so

Make yourself with this Picrew and reblog

@moodlevoodle and also anyone else who wants to

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but that’s my thing :(

You should be more nefarious 😮

this is some important feedback thank you bingus, taking this under consideration

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this is no longer about me being the most boring person on earth, i actually did have some of my own evil ideas while i made this, now i just wanna see the funniest evil answers anyone else can come up with 😈👍

i'm gonna make an evil google form to crowdsource funny answers to evil dating app prompts because it's not my fault that my evil personality exists in a quantum superposition of enthralling and stunningly dull and that when observed (required to answer such prompts) i collapse to the lowest energy state (the most boring person on earth)

(evil version of this post: https://www.tumblr.com/muckmage/737102572401393664/dating-app-profile-prompts)