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i go to the dmv to pick up my id and they hand me this:

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Wow what a beautiful day to love my mutuals💜💙💜💕💖💞💚💛💖💞💖💕💛

😶Mutuals this could be us😶😶👉👈

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owl city bitch owl owl city bitch. ten ten thousand lightning bugs on ur titties bitch.

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See you in a minute.

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When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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pack her a bong & tell her she’s pretty

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there’s a new species of jumping spider…. and it feeds its babies milk.

“chen et al. describe an ant-mimicking jumping spider that secretes a nutritious milk-like substance on which its young offspring are entirely dependent. The spider also continues to care for the spiderlings as they mature and become independent.”

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White privilege in full display.

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“Roger’s favourite game is crushing his feed bucket! Roger is our alpha male kangaroo, he is 10 years old, height 6ft 7, weight 200 pounds and 100% muscle. I raised him from a tiny orphan baby kangaroo.”

Photo/caption by The Kangaroo Sanctuary Alice Springs

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So, today’s hot garabge, somebody shares a list of “pedophiles” that mixes admitted pedos in with people who ship problematic ships, and people gladly reblog it uncritically without bothering to look into it for themselves.

SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES PEDOPHILLIA SERIOUSLY ON THIS WEBSITE ANYMORE!

DID NONE OF Y’ALL EVER READ “THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF”!?

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“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

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Balder - JOHAN EGERKRANS

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Bill Skarsgård in GQ’s July issue 2018. Coloured by @merkelhoe on Twitter.

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Fucking stab that reblog button if you hate pedos

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