eviltwistedguy

[eviltwistedguy]

Heh… hey, guys. Been a while, I apologize. I unfortunately was forced to put my evil path, thus posting as well, on hold due to a personal crisis that I needed to devote my full energy to. However, I am hopefully back now to continue with my evil journey! If anyone has any tips on how to get back into the game and shake off the proverbial cobwebs, please let me know!

[eviltwistedguy]

Sorry I missed this! Work has been crazy and I have not had much time for the computer. I definitely agree that I can’t let my evil become one dimensional, and that I need to be aware of this. But fret not, more evil coming soon. I have things brewing.

Hello! Today I did not do much evil as my niece is visiting me tomorrow so I have been preparing, but part of this preparation was making brownies and I think I messed them up. Honestly, I tried some of the batter and it tastes evil. Too salty, I think. If it comes out of the oven tasting terrible, I will feed them to my wife and make a new batch for my niece. I may also make some cookies, so the same will apply for those. Hope everyone has a great night! Unless you’re my wife. Then I hope your night is bad.

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Feeling evil

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my epic tip for asking and accepting things is to pretend I'm doing it mischievously. mwahahaha. I am (evilly) asking my friend if I can steal the (evil) cinnamon rolls they have (evilly) placed upon the table for my (evil) consumption. mwahahahaha.

[eviltwistedguy]

I don’t know that I appreciate your tone. And for your information, the blood I have in my body is nobody’s business but mine and my doctor’s. However, I do agree that I need to be more on top of my plans. I will try something new tomorrow.

Good afternoon. Today, I tried the helpful trick that was offered to me by @burgerror which was to cut the breaks on the car, then blame it on my wife so as to get more in the divorce. Unfortunately, while I was getting to it, my wife came outside and I had to quickly make up a lie and relent the car to her for the day (she needs it for work).

So, ultimately, the plan was unsuccessful. I will try again, but in the meantime, I did the evilest thing that was available to me at the moment and “accidentally” ate the leftovers she brought home after eating with her yoga instructor (a platonic meal, or so I was told). I think she had planned on having it after work, so one may say that that was quite dastardly of me.

[eviltwistedguy]

Hello! Today I did not do much evil as my niece is visiting me tomorrow so I have been preparing, but part of this preparation was making brownies and I think I messed them up. Honestly, I tried some of the batter and it tastes evil. Too salty, I think. If it comes out of the oven tasting terrible, I will feed them to my wife and make a new batch for my niece. I may also make some cookies, so the same will apply for those. Hope everyone has a great night! Unless you’re my wife. Then I hope your night is bad.

[eviltwistedguy]

I think being evil is a great step forward! I know a lot of new evildoers go straight for the hard stuff like demon summoning or necromancy but I think it's best to start small - like by scattering marbles in busy intersections!

looking forward to seeing your journey <3 <3 <3 >:))

Thank you! I saw this lovely message this morning before leaving for work, and felt inspired by your advice. I definitely plan on looking into demon summoning in the future, but I agree that for now that might be a bit much for me. So, instead, at work I let loose a bag of marbles in the men’s room.

I don’t think anyone realized it was me who did it, but everyone who was currently in the restroom and everyone who went in and out for the rest of the day had something to say about it! And, safe to say, nobody was pleased.

So, overall, today was successful. I got some pretty good work done too, which I am happy with as I am gunning for a promotion at the moment. Thank you again for your lovely advice.

[eviltwistedguy]

Good afternoon. Today, I tried the helpful trick that was offered to me by @burgerror which was to cut the breaks on the car, then blame it on my wife so as to get more in the divorce. Unfortunately, while I was getting to it, my wife came outside and I had to quickly make up a lie and relent the car to her for the day (she needs it for work).

So, ultimately, the plan was unsuccessful. I will try again, but in the meantime, I did the evilest thing that was available to me at the moment and “accidentally” ate the leftovers she brought home after eating with her yoga instructor (a platonic meal, or so I was told). I think she had planned on having it after work, so one may say that that was quite dastardly of me.

[eviltwistedguy]

Ah… this is a good idea. Thank you, wise Burgerror. When I have reached my true potential, you will be one of the choice few who do not feel my wrath. Perhaps I should consult more lesbians for advice… I will try this tomorrow. Updates to come.

Hey, guys. I’m new to Tumblr, but I am on a mission to become evil due to a recent spat I’ve had with my wife. I’m having some difficulties because I’m a nice guy by nature (many cannot say the same), but my niece tells me Tumblr is full of evil people, so I thought I’d come here to get some tips. Any help is appreciated.Thanks.

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Evil update. Went for a walk

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Thankful for the friends who have been supporting me in this tough time. When I unlock my full potential they will be spared from my wrath.

[eviltwistedguy]

Heh…

i made some evil aromantic flags

[eviltwistedguy]

Hey, guys. I’m new to Tumblr, but I am on a mission to become evil due to a recent spat I’ve had with my wife. I’m having some difficulties because I’m a nice guy by nature (many cannot say the same), but my niece tells me Tumblr is full of evil people, so I thought I’d come here to get some tips. Any help is appreciated.Thanks.