evilvillian1234

[evilvillian1234]

why do people take mens mental health awareness so seriously? Yall don’t have mental health you have whatever this is going on inside your head

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[evilvillian1234]

I have this problem where anytime I have free time and it’s a nice day I need to go ride a roller coaster/dark ride and eat water ice

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Ok so going to the beach by yourself is kinda freeing… no bitches around to tell me they hate the sand and wanna go home

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I deman you to do it ?

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i'll get high at a baby shower idgaf

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when I move into my new house I’m installing one of those big bucket waterpark play grounds

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[evilvillian1234]

Lord grant me the strength

[evilvillian1234]

i will raise my children traditionally

the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances

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She placebo on my effect til I feel like something happened

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He just admitted to baby trapping me

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[evilvillian1234]

bro shut up i’m trying to recall the details of my prophetic dream

[evilvillian1234]

I need to go take a pregnancy test right now because I was in the middle of working then started SOBBING over the death of Selena