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It’s the longer horns. Yeah, it really does it doesn’t it? Yeah. Gives you an intimidating look. And I pull her in.

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A mother’s love

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Inspired by Critical Role episode 108

When the moon tries to arrest you for identity fraud (pikachu face)

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so. fam. how we feeling after last night.

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Jester inspects Fjord's sternum. Though she won't do it if he's uncomfortable. He's enjoying it, it's fine.

8′)

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dusts off this blog a bit.

let’s chat.

top table has been in love with jester for a long time. we been knew. but i already see people on twitter trashing liam for ruining a ‘gay-coded’ character. like. okay. take a deep breath.

liam saying that caleb has feelings for jester doesn’t invalidate the fact that caleb finds essek handsome and interesting. 

y’all also need to remember that this is not a scripted show, with writers and producers. this is a game of dnd. the cast will play their characters how they see fit to play them. if i see one more person coming for liam, or for laura, i’m gonna lose it. leave them alone.

also, i’m seeing some people claiming that folks are now trashing b*aujes and that the fandom needs to just admit that it’s lesb*ph*bic -- personally i haven’t seen that, but i don’t follow personal blogs here. just. after everything that happened with the fj*rester discord i’m just. really tired of the shipping community. really, really tired. y’all don’t know how to be kind to one another.

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you’ve heard of Everybody Loves Percy, now get ready for

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yasha....

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oh.... baby girl...

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every scene with jester is a shipping scene i don’t make the rules but i DO enforce them

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matt posted on twitter that they forgot to roll their level 10 hit die....... but for fjord it was his first paladin level hit die... :’)

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so like..... if i were to set up a CR2RP discord like.. for ic interactions and stuff.... would anyone be interested...

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                                 ( wish i could be there for ya )                    ind. priv. jester from cr2                                  X                                 ind. priv. fjord from cr2                                                                                                         ( give me a reason to go )

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NO. NONONONONONONO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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I LIVE

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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻

repost, don’t reblog !

𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

full name. jester lavorre. pronunciation.  jess-ter lah-vore.(hehe) nicknames.  jess, jessie, the blue one, blueberry height.   5′3″ of whoopass age.  unknown. guesstimating mid twenties. zodiac.  god she’s a pisces. it all makes sense now.  languages.  common, infernal.

PHYSICAL CHARACTERISTICS.

hair colour.    dark blue. eye colour.    violet, lavender in bright light.   skin tone.    bleu de france.   body type.    a little bit of pudge, a little bit of athletic. ya girls got strong arms and thicc thighs. accent.    vaguely eastern european. dominant hand.  ambidextrous!  posture.    stands with shoulders sloped downward for maximum exaggerated shrugging. whispy while she walks. curls up on sitting/laying down surfaces.     tattoos.   none yet! but she has ideas. most noticeable features.  aside from the whole tiefling thing? freckles. freckles everywhere.

CHILDHOOD.

place of birth.   the lavish chateau. hometown.   nicodranas. birth weight / height.    11 3/4 pounds, 19 1/2″ first words.  "mama!” siblings.  the traveler doesn’t count, right? parents.   marion lavorre and the best most handsomest man ever. parental involvement.  spent a lot of time locked up in her room. uncle blud took her for walks though!

ADULT LIFE

occupation.  public nuisance current residence.    wherever the m9 are. close friends.  fjord, beau, nott, yasha, caduceus, caleb, no particular order oh god. relationship status.   wishful thinking. financial status.   adjusting well to living the life of an adventurer. driver’s license.   hell no criminal record.   currently has an active warrant in nicodranas but we don’t talk about that.

SEX & ROMANCE.

sexual orientation.    demisexual. romantic orientation.    panromantic. preferred emotional role.  submissive | dominant | switch  |  unsure preferred sexual role.  submissive |  dominant  |  switch |  sex repulsed libido.  reserved. turn on’s.  supportive, tender, big gestures, indulgent of her humor, reliable. turn off’s.   cruelty, emotionally unavailability, socks and sandals, belittlement. love language.   careful, tender care. wanting to pull out all the stops. emotional labor.  relationship tendencies.   jester 1: learned everything she knows about romance from pornography. 2: had her first kiss underwater from her crush to save her from drowning and doesn’t think it actually counted. so. probably a lot of daydreaming.

MISCELLANEOUS.

character’s theme song.     let’s face it i’m cute on the outside. breathe me on the inside. hobbies to pass the time.     drawing, painting, sketching, literally anything to do with art. planning pranks. going into pranks without a plan. defacing religious monuments. making her friends smile. mental illnesses.   hahahahaha we’re not getting into this  physical illnesses.  none so far.  left or right brained.   left brained. fears.   being left behind or forgotten, betrayal of trust, shattering of her worldview self confidence level.    not very confident actually. makes sure no one notices.  vulnerabilities.  fjord. beau. nott. caleb. caduceus. her trust in her friends. sometimes naive.

tagged by:   @circusglass this was a hell of at thing to do after midnight lemme tell ya tagging: @mythcarved @cobaltsouled @bladescurse @cadcly @bloomingdeed uhhhh heck if ur reading this u cute

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i’m sorry there hasn’t been a lot of writing here. after my mom died i sort of lost a lot of motivation to create and it’s been a long time for me to get back to a point where i have jester’s voice.