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This is Captain Kirk of the USS Enterprise speaking. We’ve entered the orbit of a planet not terribly unlike our own… save that it is exclusively populated by petty old queens.

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Wedding night

(Part 1)

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Wedding night

(Part 1) (Part 2)

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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I was teaching kids today and they got fixated on the usual ‘are they dead now?’ question when I was talking about historical figures. So I was just like ‘Yes, they’re dead now, everyone who was alive in the 1800s is dead now.’ and then one kid was like ‘Except for you’.

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very loosely, a follow up to this jack comic from last year!

behold! the king. there's no room in his kingdom for heroes, miracles, terrors, or the other-worldly now, his reign is one of order--

--and then word of a giant killer called jack reaches his courts.

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made some versions of the agony grip for my friends for when the whole gang gets it . including different levels depending on the anguish

and a joyous one for when there is love abound

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the more things change the more they stay the same

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Insane that Uber sends push notifications like "Hey, don't forget you can schedule a ride!" As though my use of Uber isn't predicated on zero public transit and no available car. As though I'm gonna see the notification and chuckle like "Ah what the hell, let's do a quick ride around the block"

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Over on my patreon, I just posted a big batch of daily diary comics from my trip to Alaska for comics camp! Here's a freebie :)

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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users

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reminding myself how silly it is to constantly compare myself to others for Make A Terrible Comic Day

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It's Jonathan Harker. Normal human man.

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Well, look at the calendar!

It's the "Jonathan risks his life by crawling the walls of the castle after saying goodbye to Mina, then Mr. Hawkins, but most importantly out of all Mina" day! 🦎🦎🦎🦎.

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i fucking hate being an adult with a slowly increasing number of responsibilities its like one day you wake up and youre like aw fuck when was the last time i descaled the coffee machine

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Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

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we need to legalise learning for adults