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Luna: I don’t like you

Rolf, instantly falling: I think I’m in love

*somewhere far away*

Newt, looks up from a book: something just happened with Rolf!

Tina, panicking: what?

Newt: I don’t know, but I think it’s eerily similar to our love story.

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Newt: Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.

Tina: What the hell is a hufflepuff?

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By the power vested in me.

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you always have been.

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Queenie: yeah and TINA IS SINGLE

Tina, glaring: shut up

Newt, tripping down the stairs: 🎶NOW LOOK AT ME AND THIS OPPORTUNITY🎶

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Tina, brushing his hair out of his face: Newt?

Newt, half asleep: mmm?

Tina: Happy Birthday, my love.

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I love this so much

Midnights (Newtina's Version)

5. You're On Your Own, Kid

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Tina: I hate politics.

Newt: Love, you’re MACUSA’s president.

Tina, laying across his lap dramatically: don’t remind me.

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Newt in his book: I can’t say more or I’ll betray Dumbledore’s confidence.

His children: yeah we made no such promises, what do you want to know?

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Lally: so is Newt okay?

Tina: well he asked me to break up with him so he could identify with the heartbreak Taylor Swift felt when writing Red.

Lally: so no?

Newt, headphones on and screaming: 🎶AND THEY SAY ALLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL BUT I’M IN A NEW HELL EVERY TIME YOU DOUBLE CROSS MY MIND🎶

Tina: I wouldn’t say yes.

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Just a fun update on my fics/fix universe on AO3

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EVERYONE SHUT UP

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Me: sad

This photo curing my depression:

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Newt: what if-

Theseus: No.

Jacob: No.

Lally: No.

Newt: You don’t even know-

Tina: Look at me. No.

Newt: Alright