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hello people just now finding my blog!

why are there people just now following me i don't understand--

ANYWAY. hey there, i'm starquill :) i've had this blog for a while but i'm not super active on it (and actually lost the login for almost a year) or in the dsmp fandom (which is what this blog was centered around) anymore. i'll still take writing requests, but i'm much more active on @goldenapplefortune and @hbghq :D

i miss a lot of the people on here who were frequent anons, i remember slime anon, pen anon/rambling anon, bliss, i miss you guys. if you wanna come and find me, be my guest :) i'll welcome you all with open arms.

in the meantime, i'll be checking this blog on occasion to see what's up, but i won't really be posting anything new. my inbox has been empty for months and i don't really have inspiration to write anything for the fandom anymore. i'm still open to ideas, as always :)

i love you guys, and hopefully i'll see you over on my other blog :)

much love, Excalibur & Co

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look, i hate the "if you don't reblog this you're a terrible person" posts but i found this at random and like... yeah. i will be reblogging this on ALL the blogs i have logins to (which isn't that many) if i remember <33

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn��t

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If you are a blog with a real picture and no posts I will block you, not because I want to be rude but because I’m 95% sure some of the ones are bots so if you have a real profile picture please just post something saying that your human.

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one of the things about tumblr that i kinda love is the fact thatif you don't post you just kinda fade into obscurity. nobody remembers nor knows who you are. but this account will forever be tarnished as the near-900-notes-charlie-slimecicle-smutfic account.

i have no regrets.

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...i'm alive :D

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gHHSJCKFHWAKC

hi my name's Schlatt i'm part of a DID system that runs this account and I just got some wild ass emotional whiplash from the old posts on this blog and horribly enough also got the urge to write so. send me prompts while I'm here ig

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i love this and i need it right now

minecraft add baby endermen immediately

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tHE BLOB

i’m. willing to wait a few extra days for my packages if it means not exploiting a system built of pure human suffering? that, that shouldn’t have to be specified

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so. apparently this is a breaking bad meme but I don't get it and all I thought was "Benedict Cumberbatch" because I can't recognize faces (prosopagnosia) and didn't realize that the photo is not, in fact, Benedict Cumberbatch.

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look at him he's beautiful

you guys know that the reblog function is the main feature of this site right ? its that little recycle looking symbol at the bottom next to the like button, you can add a comment if you want you can write something in the tags that your followers and the op will see. its like the main feature of this site

im not trying to sound rude in saying this but i have had 5 people with completely empty blogs follow me in the last hour or so and like im sure that makes sense on instagram or something but here it just makes you look like a bot account here and people will block you under that assumption. go reblog a post you like. go reblog an image of a snail

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they're onto us

Oh yeah so new users are real

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Oh also My pronouns are she/her and i will remind u that when i DO i send requests as i understand it can be hard for someone to remember a random anon's pronouns lmao and im 16+ (2005) just so u feel comfortable writing my requests not knowing my age :D -Angelz

diiiiid my inbox eat the first part of this because i haven't had requests for so long and then this just. shows up??

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<3333 love you guys

These 🌹💐🌹💐💐🌸🌺🌹🌺🌷🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌹💐🍫🍫🌹🌺🌸🌷🍫💐🌸💐🌺🌹🍫🌷🌷🌺🌸🌷🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌹🌷🌺🌺🌸🌺🌹🌹🌷💐🌸💐💐🌺🌹🌸💐🌸🌹🍫🍫🌺🌷🌹🍫🍫🍫 💐🌷r for my mutuals on this valentines day <3

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squids

educate me tumblr

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actually it’s complete bullshit that humans can’t simply eat 14,000 calories in one sitting and then just not be hungry for a week. that’s a major design flaw and I want to speak with a customer representative

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WAIT HANG ON YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE UPWARDS OF 130 FOLLOWERS???

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU LOT COME FROM

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lmao why do you guys follow us we don't get reqs or post anymore so like??