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excaliibvr:

( On mobile, but here’s a lil starter call for my new followers / those I have yet to interact with!! )

[ Going to hit the hay, but slap that heart for a starter of varying length!! ]

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Beep!

Got my number? I’ve got urs <3 II Accepting!

22: one word line text

[ i’m “witchy cackle”? ] -- okay so, im gonna upload a guide for changing ur phone names back properly bc i pity u. do u know how to download things

[ i’m “witchy cackle”? ] -- uploaded: phone.guide.for.dummies.png 

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BEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAGIC MOMMYYYY

Got my number? I’ve got urs <3 II Accepting!

9: a concerned text 

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- hey, i got a text from ur brother. okay, i know u hate hearing from him, but listen up

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- luthier says, and, i’m copying and pasting this, 

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] --“Please make certain that my younger sister is well nourished. Her diet will have immediate effects on her abilities to perform in academics, and I wish her to be at her maximum opus for the duration of her school year. I beseech you to work out an agreeable plan for meals with my sister, as she and you share an affinity for one another. Yours, Luthier.”

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- like, can u believe it!!

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- he texts like how he writes his essays, i swear

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- he could’ve said ALL OF THAT with “plz give my sis good food or im gonna be mad @ u��� but NO. he spends a half hour typing the fanciest text i’ve ever received

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- you were right. this is serious

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- making ur brother able to be approached by us regular people will take a lot of work

[ im gonna squish ur cheeks!! ] -- let’s start cracking

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"Boop beep boop"

Got my number? I’ve got urs <3 II Accepting!

28: a sarcastic text 

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- do i want to attend the water balloon party and get my dry-cleaned clothes sopping wet and rekt ???

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- like!! THAT’S so appealing!!

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- why WOULDN’T i want to watch as my beautiful dress is rendered mold as u guys go ALL OUT with the water guns/balloons??? and watch as they drag my purse through the mud??

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- no offense, but while i like u, ur buddies are crazy

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- that python guy??? he totally CARES too much

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- and, like, the green dude is hiding something. use ur head. no WAY is someone that enthusiastic for real

[  needs a hobby badly ] --  look, idk if u can tell, but im being sarcastic about wanting to get my clothes drenched

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- i don’t wanna go ok

[  needs a hobby badly ] -- also make sure u give clive + mathilda their space. and kisses from me mwaaaah///

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beep !!

Got my number? I’ve got urs <3 II Accepting!

17: comforting text 

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – look, i get that u worry about ur siblings

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – i asked abt u and heard that ur responsible for the lil ones @ home

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – tbh?? this is probably how my big sis felt

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] –  she fussed over me a lot too

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – but as a little sister myself, can i put a word in for ur siblings?

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] –  the y don’t want u to worry like this. it drove me nuts seeing my sister let her worries for me interfere with her daily life

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – it made me wish i wasn’t a burden

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – ur siblings probably feel this way. they want you to succeed. not to worry about that.

[ probably has a gf already cuz he’s buff ] – IT’S OKAY TO BE SELFISH. 

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BEEP ME

Got my number? I’ve got urs <3 II Accepting! 

4: late night text

 [ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- idk and idc if ur awake now, but

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- plz help me study for that test

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- people confess to clerics of mila right???

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- okay, confession: i ve got no notes

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- none

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- like my notes are in the amount of fucks i give for mila: none

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- help me th e test is tmrw i m dy in G

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- LOOK LIKE DO U WANT M y FAILU RE ON UR CONSCIENCE 

[ text: no jewelery 0/10 ] -- how would u live with urself knowing i failed cuz u wont give me ur notes

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❝ It’s been 84 years since I was last at home… ❞

Meme II Accepting!

“ And you’re that old ? You were it quite well, then. I ought to respect you, elder ! “

Sonya giggles despite his bleak statement. It was a sad sentiment to miss home thus -- to feel it plucked from your hands and taken far out of reach. A hurt she was all too accustomed to undergoing, ever since her own home with her sisters was torn asunder by a monster of Duma’s. She pities him a tad. Warfare was so new to this lad -- someone so young and lacking the scars of battle to prove it. 

“ Jests aside, well, you can always make a new one. It’s how we survive. Our homes move as we do, hmm ? “

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SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

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❝ Um. Where are we? ❞

Meme II Accepting!

A fair question as any. Sonya took a cursory glance at their surroundings, but could conclude little else other than what was before her eyes. Rows of desert dunes unfolded in her sight, nondescript in their loyalty to looking alike and blending seamlessly into the surroundings. She heaved an incredulous sigh. 

“ No idea. “

“ But, as you’re so calm, I assume you’ve been lost before ? “

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@magistrea II continued from here 

 [text: lil mage ]  --  what did that poor Boey do to deserve this?

[text: lil mage ]   --  by the by, I’m in. oh, imagine the look of absolute TERROR on his face!

[text: lil mage ]   --  oh, i know i shouldn’t be encouraging this, but I doubt your brother will talk back to me. besides, we ladies need to have fun at times! 

[text: lil mage ]   --  i think this plan has merit, but to make it better -- let’s conceal ourselves so he thinks he’s alone with the Terrors! 

[text: lil mage ]   --  alright, I’ve spoken to Mae. the rest of Boey’s hair that isn’t stark white is going to go white now > :D

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earthlyprayer:

“Ah, yes?”

She hadn’t spoken much to those of Celica’s army. She had already grown content with those she’d been traveling with for weeks now. With their forces combined it only made up for more meet and greet opportunities which Silque was none too excited for.

More allies were always a good thing but her own introverted nature could only take so much. Could only take so many people wishing to say hello or make their acquaintance at one time.

“Erm, wasteful?”

The was certainly rude. A hand raised to touch the neck which the other had so kindly complimented.

“Forgive me, but I do not see much need for a necklace. Material possessions aren’t something I really need.”

Say what now? Sonya keeps from allowing the true astonishment she underwent to distort the features of her face. One must remain classy even when confronted by that which is an unpleasant surprise. A fine young lady rejecting a pretty trinket? What a sorrowful day to experience thus. Her nose wrinkles disapprovingly, and she waves the necklace away. A sigh follows.

“ Oh, please. You actually put stock into that pious drivel ? “

“ I doubt the Mother would care if your adorned a necklace or not. You’re a woman ! Indulge yourself, just a tad. I doubt you’ve ever worn something so fancy in your life ! “

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milaspriestess:

Taking note of Sonya’s cringe, Silque took a single step closer. This was not the first time she’d witnessed Sonya in such a state. Nor was it the first time Sonya used the spell in front of her. But at this point, there was no point in arguing Sonya about it. What was done, was done. It would be more productive to contemplate more leads.

“Some of the villagers told me that the Witch Nuibaba created many Witches herself over at Fear Mountain. And when we fought your sisters, they were able to summon even more Witches themselves…”

It was an issue that continued to plague the Exemplar. She had defeated many a Witch herself, and saw them disappear amidst screams. Yet, that was precisely the issue.

“Sonya… do you believe it possible that we are not actually killing Witches? They are not like Arcanists or Necrodragons, whom we can see and feel are dead. Witches simply vanish. Consider that warping is among their abilities, is it possible that they are instead warping away, healing, and then being summoned back? After all, the power that they hold make them all look alike. It is nigh impossible to distinguish them; I have only seen two exceptions.”

Sonya steadied her mind, deliberating upon the points that Silque wisely brought to the fore. Logic dictated that the possibilities she raised had a high likelihood of truth. The notion helped bring her to feet, heartening her to consider that option. While these women had been their enemies, they only were rendered thus due to their lord’s control. If given a chance, they could be reverted to normal. That is, if the joint research proved that a way of reversion was possible. Sonya stood up and regarded the exemplar with newfound respect, appreciative. 

“ You might be right, Silque ! I never thought of it thus. “

“ Until now, I simply assumed that accursed Duma had sought the souls of countless women; hence, why we had so many foes. But if they’re the same witches summoned and healed, over and over again . . . well, that narrows down how many we have to heal, doesn’t it ? “

She would’ve grinned had she the nerve to do so. Rather, her brow furrows in further thought. There was no telling when the cure would be successfully assembled, if at all. It was not prudent to celebrate just yet. 

“ I hope you’re right that they’ve not died in vain. Why, without that horrible choice of complexion, they could be rather beautiful, yes?”

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☆ Sentence Starters ☆          Lost & Found

❝ How did you find me? ❞

❝ Do you know the way out? ❞

❝ We’ve gone in at least three circles now. ❞

❝ Are you absolutely, one-hundred percent sure you know where we’re going? ❞

❝ Did we make a wrong turn? ❞

❝ Which way should we go? ❞

❝ This place wasn’t on the map… ❞

❝ Um. Where are we? ❞

❝ Look what you did, genius. We’re completely lost! ❞

❝ Where’s the map? ❞

❝ We might be here a while, so get comfortable. ❞

❝ There you are! ❞

❝ Did you really think I wouldn’t be able to find you? ❞

❝ You stand out too much to not be found. ❞

❝ Do you need directions? ❞

❝ Why did you stop following me?! I was so worried! ❞

❝ It’s been 84 years since I was last at home… ❞

❝ Why should I follow you? You’re the reason we got lost in the first place! ❞

❝ I hope you’re good at pathfinding… ❞

❝ I thought you were marking the trees, now what do we do?! ❞

❝ This doesn’t look familiar… ❞

❝ Are. You. Sure. It’s. This. Way? ❞

❝ You do realise we’ve just walked in a giant circle, right? ❞

❝ Oh, look! Right back where we started! Good job! Moron.. ❞

❝ Time to start fresh and build a new home here instead. ❞

❝ Help! I’m trapped! Get me out! ❞

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[ Okay, but?? Witch! Sonya AU?? ]

[ Canon Sonya hates the Duma Faithful with all her guts and serving them would be the LAST thing on her mind, okay. As a witch, she’d revile her own existence because she was made into that which she despises. She tries her utmost to resist Duma’s influence on her soul and tries to cling to her identity desperately. If recruited, she spends all her time excluded from everyone because of what she is. That, or those who recruit her have to watch as she slowly but surely loses herself in Duma’s madness. ]

[ i regret nothing ]

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@deliverant II Starter Call

So this was the fabled leader of the Deliverance. Word had spread of his deeds, and of how he had ceded his leadership to a young lad; and yet, he doesn’t appear to her as the foolish type. Rather, his eyes glimmer with wisdom, pouring attention into the details around them. It’s something of an irony to be on the Deliverance's side, and, say, not against them. Just a little while ago, Sonya herself had been in the company of thieves and plunderers. Not the best origins. 

“ Clive, was it ? “

“ You know, it is a wonder your Deliverance lasted this long. You simply believed that I joined you and discarded my ties to your enemies. Why take me at my word, hmm ? Treachery from new blood isn’t unheard of. “

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@omnibvs II Starter Call

Well, well. This little girl’s army certainly boasted of a variety of people. It kept things interesting, and that was Sonya’s favorite sort of description. Dreary and boring days hurt one’s complexion. She approaches him with intrigue, for no other reason than to simply sate her curiosity. What motive would a villager have for taking up the sword as opposed to a pitchfork?

“ Let me guess. Former . . . mountain climber ? “

“ We all were something before we joined the same cause, yes ? Unless you were jobless, I’m assuming you climbed mountains for, oh, either business or whim. You seem the type, if you don’t mind my saying so. “

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rubeusmiles:

“I have never once done it, should I really? I do not know how to… well, follow one’s dream.”

“ It’s quite simple, really. “

“ You follow your dreams by simply asking yourself what you want to do, and simply do it. As a demonstration, consider your current dream now. Don’t you want to impress us with your cheerleading? “