exculis
exculis
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exculis · 9 minutes ago
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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exculis · 12 minutes ago
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happy make a terrible comic day 2025 . I am 80% mucus today
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exculis · 12 minutes ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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exculis · 14 minutes ago
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exculis · 15 minutes ago
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yurkey family
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exculis · 15 minutes ago
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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exculis · 16 minutes ago
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exculis · 16 minutes ago
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exculis · 19 minutes ago
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how it feels trying to talk abt basic points of feminism on this website
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exculis · 20 minutes ago
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*becomes a vtuber and does nothing but play solitaire on stream for 5 hours straight without winning a single game*
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exculis · 20 minutes ago
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Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you
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exculis · 21 minutes ago
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exculis · 8 hours ago
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you can’t talk about vampires and their views on menstrual blood anywhere else besides here. On account of the stigma
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exculis · 8 hours ago
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elsa!
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exculis · 8 hours ago
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
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exculis · 8 hours ago
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exculis · 8 hours ago
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the concept of the lolcow is functionally facist propaganda and always was
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