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dogy

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Pelipper mail!

A golf club.

"Fore! No, I mean four. That's how many vases you'll probably break."

That's it? Have a little more faith!

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[ The sound of breaking ceramic and glass echoes throughout the Rocket HQ that night. Far more than four vases are broken. ]

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What thefuck happend

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WELL.

// Bonus mini Archer! He was late.

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So, things have. Happened.

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I'll fucking haunt you.

They put my ass in retail again.

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Give me like a month and eighteen years

They put my ass in retail again.

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Give me like a month

They put my ass in retail again.

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Ha.

They put my ass in retail again.

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// Small announcement thing

Putting this out on my Drayton blog, cause this has the most followers and whatnot.

Hey everyone! Sorry I disappeared without saying anything. I've had an iffy last two weeks. I had to put down my horse, Gus. I don't have much to say on that matter, other than there wasn't anything we could do. But! I'm back on my feet now. I just wanted to put this out here as a sort of explanation/hey I'm not dead thing, and to say that if I'm a bit off for a while, that's why.

He was the gentlest giant.

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Making a Weezing Mosquito Coil Holder

An engineer built a mosquito repeller in the shape of a Pokemon.

Full video on YouTube : 3D SANAGO

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Yeah. Yeah, that is.

I'm honest 😘😘😘 if you wanna be ""professional"" like Archer, you could send all of them a fucking. Questionnaire. I hear those are popular in Hoenn. Throw them a magazine with it tucked inside the quiz portion.

What. A fucking "Why do you love me" questionnaire. What the fuck would I even put in it???

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.. Fuck off. Too sappy. .. Heh.

I'm honest 😘😘😘 if you wanna be ""professional"" like Archer, you could send all of them a fucking. Questionnaire. I hear those are popular in Hoenn. Throw them a magazine with it tucked inside the quiz portion.

What. A fucking "Why do you love me" questionnaire. What the fuck would I even put in it???

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.. Yeah. Something like that.

...

Thanks, Ari.

I'm honest 😘😘😘 if you wanna be ""professional"" like Archer, you could send all of them a fucking. Questionnaire. I hear those are popular in Hoenn. Throw them a magazine with it tucked inside the quiz portion.

What. A fucking "Why do you love me" questionnaire. What the fuck would I even put in it???

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I'm honest 😘😘😘 if you wanna be ""professional"" like Archer, you could send all of them a fucking. Questionnaire. I hear those are popular in Hoenn. Throw them a magazine with it tucked inside the quiz portion.

What. A fucking "Why do you love me" questionnaire. What the fuck would I even put in it???

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I don't know, buddy. You have to figure that out for yourself. You have to learn why you're loved, or you're going to die convinced nothing and no one could ever love you. What a sad life to live.

.. You suck.

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You are NOT useful. You are a sunk cost fallacy just sitting there.

They love you because you're you. Not because you're some tool, asshole.

Shit. Fuck you. I am. I am useful, and I'll stay useful. I..

What is there to love? Have you seen me? I can't even cut my own fucking hair.