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I want to preface this by saying I’m not trans.

But the other day I had a stranger misgender me constantly over the phone.

And that was one occurrence.

I can’t even begin to imagine how frustrating it would be to have everyone I know, or everyone I’ve loved, constantly get that very simple thing wrong.

Just use people’s preferred pronouns. It is not actually that hard. And using someone’s new name? Think of it like a nickname if you have to. But use it. It’s not that hard to be a decent person.

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So there’s a thing going around that says “the sluttiest thing a guy can wear is more clothes” and this is not wrong. But context is important. Because we have to also consider the “commit to the bit” side of it.

In normal life, normal days, wear the button up and the sweater vest and the suspenders. Just wear everything.

But if you’re going to a con, the thing that will get you the most attention is going as hard as possible. Wear the most intense cosplay you can find (and don’t make a joke of it).

This is why, in the Mister International pageants the men with the capes and sparkles and headdresses are so much more impressive than the men in the three piece suit.

Usually the three piece suit would win over a loincloth any day. But paired with the feather headpiece and the flowing cape and the chest armor that would protect no one, the three piece suit loses because everyone else is also on par with the cape guy.

He committed to the bit.

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Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

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hmm. maybe u were put on this earth to make art and write bad poetry and create silly little playlists and being kind and maybe tearing up a little bit when you see old people eating alone

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girls will be like “this shade of green 😍” about every shade of green they see, and they’re right

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Bard: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind who goes home. Ranger: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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"BUCKY's life should be full of flowers"

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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

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Oh fuck someone said it

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

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would give anything to be invited to this

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google docs babygirl you are so fucking stupid

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Get you friends who will scream YES LETS RIDE THE BARREL TRAIN and get in line with all the children and the adults.

Get you friends who have not given up what it means to have childlike wonder and enjoyment of the earth.

Get you friends who will lay down in a corn maze and pretend to be dead for a photo with the hidden treasure box.

Get you friends who show the maze operators your photo with the treasure to get the candy prize.

Get you friends who understand that 10pm at ihop is different.