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hey y'all . recently i've been feeling a little uncomfortable here and unmotivated in writing for anything here. there have been a few things that have led up to this feeling and none of it is anybody's fault . i think i've accumulated a lot of followers and i haven't written as much as i feel like i ought to be. so i'll be remaking, starting over with a new alias and the new blog will be more selective / private .

if you want me to follow you from the new blog when i'm done with it please like this post .

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hey y'all . recently i've been feeling a little uncomfortable here and unmotivated in writing for anything here. there have been a few things that have led up to this feeling and none of it is anybody's fault . i think i've accumulated a lot of followers and i haven't written as much as i feel like i ought to be. so i'll be remaking, starting over with a new alias and the new blog will be more selective / private .

if you want me to follow you from the new blog when i'm done with it please like this post .

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hey y'all . recently i've been feeling a little uncomfortable here and unmotivated in writing for anything here. there have been a few things that have led up to this feeling and none of it is anybody's fault . i think i've accumulated a lot of followers and i haven't written as much as i feel like i ought to be. so i'll be remaking, starting over with a new alias and the new blog will be more selective / private .

if you want me to follow you from the new blog when i'm done with it please like this post .

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hey y'all . recently i've been feeling a little uncomfortable here and unmotivated in writing for anything here. there have been a few things that have led up to this feeling and none of it is anybody's fault . i think i've accumulated a lot of followers and i haven't written as much as i feel like i ought to be. so i'll be remaking, starting over with a new alias and the new blog will be more selective / private .

if you want me to follow you from the new blog when i'm done with it please like this post .

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hey y'all . recently i've been feeling a little uncomfortable here and unmotivated in writing for anything here. there have been a few things that have led up to this feeling and none of it is anybody's fault . i think i've accumulated a lot of followers and i haven't written as much as i feel like i ought to be. so i'll be remaking, starting over with a new alias and the new blog will be more selective / private .

if you want me to follow you from the new blog when i'm done with it please like this post .

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𝐬𝐚𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝  ,  𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡  𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞  .     ݁˖ ❀ ⋆｡˚        a  series  of  romantic  gesture  prompts  inspired  by  historical  fiction,  period  dramas,  classic  fairytales,  poetry,  and  more.  will  likely  be  updated  in  the  future,  so  please  do  not  add  onto  this.

[   HAND   ]     ,     sender  kisses  receiver's  hand.

[   COURTESY   ]     ,     receiver  kisses  sender's  hand.

[   KNUCKLES   ]     ,     sender  kisses  receiver's  knuckles.

[   AFFECTION   ]     ,     receiver  kisses  sender's  knuckles.

[   TENDER   ]     ,     sender  kisses  receiver's  forehead/temple.

[   CARE   ]     ,     receiver  kisses  sender's  forehead/temple.

[   LIPS   ]     ,     sender  kisses  receiver  on  the  mouth.

[   SEALED   ]     ,     receiver  kisses  sender  on  the  mouth.

[   HUG   ]     ,     sender  hugs  receiver  close.

[   EMBRACE   ]     ,     receiver  hugs  sender  close.

[   KNEEL   ]     ,     sender  gets  down  on  one  knee.

[   REVERENCE   ]     ,     receiver  gets  down  on  one  knee.

[   OFFER   ]     ,     sender  offers  their  arm  for  receiver  to  join  them  somewhere.

[   JOIN   ]     ,     receiver  offers  their  arm  for  sender  to  join  them  somewhere.

[   ENVELOPE   ]     ,     sender  writes  receiver  a  love  letter.

[   LETTER   ]     ,     receiver  writes  sender  a  love  letter.

[   FLOWERS   ]     ,     sender  gifts  receiver  flowers.

[   BOUQUET   ]     ,     receiver  gifts  sender  flowers.

[   DANCE   ]     ,     sender  asks  receiver  to  dance.

[   WALTZ   ]     ,     receiver  asks  sender  to  dance

[   SILENCE   ]     ,     sender  and  receiver  enjoy  a  quiet  moment  together  without  conversation.

[   READ   ]     ,     sender  reads  to  receiver.

[   STORY   ]     ,     receiver  reads  to  sender.

[   CARRY   ]     ,     sender  carries  receiver  in  their  arms.

[   LIFT   ]     ,   receiver  carries  sender  in  their  arms.

[   HUG   ]     ,     sender  hugs  receiver  close. 

[   INTERLOCKED   ]     ,     sender  holds  receiver's  hand.

[   INTERWOVEN   ]     ,     receiver  holds  sender's  hand.

[   GENTLE   ]     ,     sender  holds  receiver's  face  in  their  hands.

[   CRADLE   ]     ,     receiver  holds  sender's  face  in  their  hands.

[   CONVERSE   ]     ,     sender  has  an  intimate  conversation  with  receiver.

[   SHARE   ]     ,     receiver  has  an  intimate  conversation  with  sender.

[   COOK   ]     ,     sender  cooks  a  meal  for  receiver.

[   CHEF   ]     ,     receiver  cooks  a  meal  for  sender.

[   POEM   ]     ,     sender  writes  a  poem  for  receiver.

[   ODE   ]     ,     receiver  writes  a  poem  for  sender.

[   GIFT   ]     ,     sender  gives  receiver  a  gift  (  specify  ).

[   PRESENT   ]     ,     receiver  gives  receiver  a  gift  (  specify  ).

[   HOLD   ]     ,     sender  and  receiver  cuddle  together.

[   BACK   ]     ,     sender  gives  receiver  a  back  rub.

[   MASSAGE   ]     ,   receiver  gives  sender  a  back  rub.

[   ASSIST   ]     ,     sender  helps  receiver  put  on  a  piece  of  clothing  or  jewellery. 

[   HELP   ]     ,     receiver  helps  sender  put  on  a  piece  of  clothing  or  jewellery. 

[   RAINFALL   ]     ,     sender  kisses  and/or  dances  with  receiver  in  the  rain.

[   DOWNPOUR   ]     ,     receiver  kisses  and/or  dances  with  sender  in  the  rain.

[   BASKET   ]     ,     sender  and  receiver  share  a  private  picnic.

[   WORSHIP   ]     ,     sender  kisses  and/or  touches  receiver's  body  with  reverence.

[   DEVOTION   ]     ,     receiver  kisses  and/or  touches  sender's  body  with  reverence.

[   ALTAR   ]     ,     sender  watches  receiver  walk  down  the  aisle  towards  them.

[   AISLE   ]     ,     receiver  watches  sender  as  they  walk  down  the  aisle  towards  them.

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Would yall hate me if I remakes and just … new aesthetic, new alias, start over

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… I’ve been playing HSR and I’m so , so , close to adding more HSR muses so who could yall see me writing ?

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Hi so heads up I’ll be reworking my rules just to reflect things that I’ve come to realize. I’ll let y’all know when they’ve fully been updated !

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A HANDFUL OF MISCELLANEOUS PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue most likely taken from taskmaster, adjust as necessary

i was so shit at that.

i don't know what the hell is going on.

you know i'm strong, so if i break this, that's on you.

i'm under a lot of stress.

are you going to explain yourself?

this isn't fair.

there's a peep hole.

what am i gonna do with that?

i wish that was a joke.

was it that bad?

have you tried it?

it could take a few months.

there's something inside this.

i'm good at this! i'm very good.

can you argue with me though?

you look fabulous.

do you chase people?

we'll come back to that later.

was that wrong?

i would have done it... if you'd done your fucking job.

say it. we're all adults here.

whisper it to me.

that's enough!

god, i almost believed you.

look at me!

listen, i don't care about that.

we are lovers.

where's the cheese grater?

live your truth. if you like it, you like it.

i don't feel good saying this.

would you like some dessert?

i didn't say it was going to be funny.

this is amazing.

the least i could do was rob him.

they're all pieces of shit.

i make this look good.

how do you make cereal? do you add the milk first, or add the cereal first?

how dare you.

this has been a weird week for me.

i dressed as spongebob to go to a party.

i find it religiously insensitive.

let's never speak of it again.

are you married?

maybe you and i could hang out sometime.

i didn't realize you had a degree.

can i play a saxophone? no.

there's a dignity in total failure.

you look happy.

i am happy any day that i'm with you.

i just feel like we've got so much in common.

what life choices brought you here?

we're creatures of habit, aren't we?

would you like some champagne?

so... i've set it on fire.

when i don't smile, people think i'm dead.

he needs to smile more.

that's my favorite bee gees song.

i'm in quite a lot of pain.

am i missing something?

here we are!

what's your favorite swear word?

not today, satan.

you're doing so well today!

this is where the magic doesn't happen.

smells nice in here!

nice to know i'll never find love.

i don't know if you can tell, but i feel quite lonely.

shall we hold hands?

neither of you noticed this woman lying on the floor?

it's in your pocket!

don't know what's going on... but then to be honest, i've not had a clue what's going on for most of this.

i don't mean to be rude.

do you feel any sense of shame?

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ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ᶜᵃˡˡ ˑ ☠ ' 𝗞𝗔𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗜 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗞𝗜 . @doppogin & * jirou

while she ' s not too fond of the holidays she can ' t deny that she enjoys the time she gets to celebrate with her classmates . an easy comfort that has her uneasiness rolling off her shoulders . something she could thank both denki and momo for , as they ' ve been the ones to crack at her shell the most . THE END OF THE YEAR MEANT A FRESH START . time was not like a VCR , where tapes could be rewound , rather it was an ever present and continuous thing . jirou finds herself looking forward to the new year rather than doubting it ' s potential , they ' ve all grown so much in their short time and they deserve the positives the year could bring 10 . . . 9 . . . 8 . . . 7 . . . 6 . . . , the class chants together with glee . 5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . she kisses his cheek , the new years kiss a tradition that could easily be annoying but , well , she chalks it up to her new years resolution to get out of her comfort zone . besides , it ' s not like it ' s a real kiss . right ? fingers fiddle with her ear jack , twirling them and tapping them together , a deep blush rushes over her cheeks like water through a broken dam . ❛ happy new year ❜

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BUGGY WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT THIS FAR . a frail foundation for a spine that somehow twisted and contorted , an unwilling participant in the stubborn growth of his . backed by tons of men thanks to a sham of marineford , buggy is aware of what he lacks , what is to be gained from the cross guild , but ! , this is far from what he ' d imagined . easily he could dub it a gamble , A WINNING HAND . . . just for life to throw a wildcard into the mix . the genius jester ; a joker . made just for you . smile ; blood in your teeth and a ragged laugh .

pain prickles and scatters across his scalp , where it matures into a buzzing pleasure . IT JOINS THE FESTER OF SATISFACTION GATHERED BELOW THE NAVEL . a spectacular show , draw the curtains and take a bow . sweat clings to him , there ' s no denial of the danger that lingers just around the corner , time doesn ' t offer a shield , nor is there a bed of guaranteed safety . though , you ' ve always been on the luckier side of fate .

there ' s always been an overwhelming sense of inadequacy living in the clown . HE FALLS BEHIND , TRIPS AGAIN , BEHIND BARS AND SHACKLED . there is a different satisfaction that spawns from being here , like this with mihawk : somebody clearly stronger than him but with the allowance of lust . DO NOT BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS , INSTEAD HOLD IT BETWEEN AND WHIMPER WITH DESIRE .

❛ yes ❜ and he does , whimper with uncontained want , the wanton desire of it all making it string along into a desperate moan . satisfaction running through him like lightning finds the rod . hips snap with a new urgency , even closer thanks to the strength in the swordman ' s legs . the desire to drive mihawk over the edge becoming a new motivation for the clown . something to savor , ❛ yes ❜ again , lower , more desperate , faster .

ㅤㅤㅤWERE  ONE  TO  HAVE  ASKED  THE  GREATEST  SWORDSMAN  of  their  time  if  he  had  expected  to  fall  into  bed  with  buggy  the  star  clown  a  mere  few  months  ago,  he  would  have  cut  them  down  where  they  stood  and  fed  their  entrails  to  their  spouses.  that  said  -  dracule  mihawk  was  not  a  stupid  man,  the  world  was  not  made  of  absolutes,  and  sometimes  things  just  happened  -  things  like  marineford,  like  the  cross  guild,  and  like...  well.  this.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤbest  not  to  dwell  on  it.

ㅤㅤㅤwere  it  not  for  the  light  sheen  of  sweat  that  coats  the  swordsman's  bare  body,  were  it  not  for  haze  that  had  descended  over  his  bright  eyes  -  one  might  consider  the  other  officer  entirely  unaffected  by  the  pistoning  of  the  damned  clown's  hips.  but  mihawk  is  not,  for  he  is  still  a  man,  and  a  man  who  had  instigated  this  tryst  no  less.  so  it's  really  no  surprise  when  he  hums  in  response,  the  sound  followed  by  a  punched  out  noise  of  pleasure,  as  his  fingertips  coil  through  long,  silky  blue  tresses.

ㅤㅤㅤwith  that  grip,  mihawk  hauls  the  younger  downwards,  the  paper  he'd  been  forcing  him  to  read  crumbling  briefly  between  them  as  his  command  is  breathed  against  painted  lips  -  sultry  and  divine.  ㅤㅤㅤ❝ come  now,  clown. ❞ㅤㅤㅤ  the  normal  deadpan  vestiges  of  his  voice  are  haunted  by  breathlessness  -  the  knowledge  that  is  clearly  enjoying  himself  -  especially  judging  by  the  way  he  tosses  his  legs  round  thrusting  hips,  and  squeezes.  ㅤㅤㅤ❝ don't  you  -, ❞ㅤㅤㅤ  uttered  now  with  the  bat  of  long  lashes  over  a  devastatingly  handsome  face,  the  hash  of  mihawk's  soft  lips,  the  inviting  curve  of  his  mouth  and  two  small  fangs...  all  utilized  to  cast  a  bewitching  spell,  ㅤㅤㅤ❝ -  want  to  please  me? ❞

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every now and then i think about how buggy rocked black beards shit, like hit him hard enough to make him lose teeth and i remember how cool buggy could be . if he wasnt a loser.

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Kinda late, but i hope everybody had a nice Christmas 🎄💖

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Send a 👫and I’ll write four headcanons I have about our muse’s relationship

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ˢᵗᵃʳᵗᵉʳ ᶜᵃˡˡ ˑ ☠ ' 𝗚𝗔𝗝𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗙𝗢𝗫 . @celestiialnotes & * levy

the chill invades fiore with an easy going wind . a deep rooted cycle that leads the summer into fall , where it drops into the winter ' s harsh cold . the script mage has never minded it , often remaining impartial to all seasons ( save for autumn , her favorite ) . a cup of hot chocolate can be found in both of her hands , it ' s with a gentleness that copper eyes jump to his vermillion . ❛ here , it ' s hot so be careful . ❜

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hi so .. starter call !