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my tattoo finally healed up

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well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

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Book toothless if he locked in

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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever

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Every kink basically boils down to "I can finally be free from the curse of the Mummy"

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Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

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whatdoyoumean, cesium-137 in shrimp. ? in wall mart shrimp. radio active shimp? why

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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

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Grief is so weird. I'll just be minding my business and all of a sudden an insane reminder that my first baby is gone will hit me. I have to cry it out. It's been almost a year. I miss her so fucking much.

I'll see you again one day, but I know it'll be a long time, because I know you'd want me to keep living the best life I can, since you made it worth living.

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abnormal physical desire: i just need to grab a pair of hips and fuck away

normal physical desire: i am a rabbit that needs to be poisoned

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Bro it’s SIMPLE. She wants to transform into Bowser because she feels like the only way to overcome the monstrous nature of her feelings is to BECOME a monster. And like she chose Bowser because like, he’s a monster, but he like, has humanity in his heart. Like how he saves the world sometimes between all the kidnap and property damage? So like it’s an irony thing bro - she is a human with a monster inside but she WANTS to become a monster with a human inside! Oh and she hates her bus driver.

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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?

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(alien being shown yaoi) and you're saying, the men... have sex with each other? the men?

(alien being shown yuri) ohhh ya we do this shit too lmao

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Who the fuck is that thing tolling for