existentialeggdogg

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my boyfriend started listening to TMA because of me, what should i pruposely mislead him into believing is canon?

At no point in the show is it established that all the characters aren't muppets. Just saying.

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Conclave (2024) // Conclave (2025)

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everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

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I am entirely mentally sound and healthy, I just need my daily 5-6 hours of quiet crafting time or I start biting people.

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the way of the pipe

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To be a fly on the wall during the Vatican Conclave Watchparty

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i feel a soul deep connection to him

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”you better not be cunty he/him leather dyke when i get back” me when you get back

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cause the best parts of a vampire besides the fangs are the (tender) hands

print available;

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And here you can see where we decided to put little pepperonis all over the plane so it would taste better

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Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith