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tight…

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biggest I’ve ever been

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Uh oh… turns out a mix of office job, constantly eating whatever I want, and staying in gaming for the last month have started to have an effect 😳

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Haven’t ever blown up this before and scary thing is I’m not even tripping about it this time aha 😅🥵. I’ve just gone full feral with it.

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ruin me.

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Okay I’m literally ballooning wtf is happening… I just can’t stop eating like I’m not even pushing myself. Think I’m finally gonna get fat this time 🤤

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On allergy meds since getting a kitty and I’m feeling ravenous…. Like I just can’t get full 🥺

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First post here on Tumblr 😚❤️

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This picture is for my admirers

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Just another boring weekend 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

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✧∘* ✧･ﾟgainer shake recipes AGAIN✧∘* ✧･ﾟ

my first list of recipes did very well, and you pigs seemed to have liked them! here's a few more you hogs can try if you're feeling hungry. you should probably make more than one serving. maybe more than three.

let's get into it!!!

Almond Joy Shake

-Whole Milk (293 cal) or Heavy Cream (1645 cal), 16 ounces -Almond Butter (294 cal), 3 tablespoons -Coconut Oil (234 cal), 2 tablespoons -Condensed Milk (491 cal), 4 ounces -Chocolate Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal), 2 scoops Stats: 2592 cal for whole milk / 3944 cal for heavy cream

PB&J Shake

-Vanilla Ice Cream (548 cal), 16 ounces -Heavy Cream (410 cal), 4 ounces -Peanut Butter (188 cal), 2 tablespoons -Grape Jelly (100 cal), 2 tablespoons -Peanut Butter Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal), 2 scoops

Stats: 2526 cal

Peanut Butter Brownie Shake

-Chocolate Ice Cream (548 cal), 16 ounces -Heavy Cream (821 cal), 8 ounces -Peanut Butter (188 cal), 2 tablespoons -Brownie (224 cal), 2 count -Peanut Butter Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal)

Stats: 3061 cal

Kit-Kat Shake

-Whole Milk (293 cal) or Heavy Cream (1645 cal), 16 ounces -Kit-Kats (436 cal), 2 bars -Condensed Milk (491 cal), 4 ounces -Chocolate Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal), 2 scoops Stats: 2500 cal for whole milk / 3852 cal for heavy cream

Nutella Biscoff Shake

-Chocolate Ice Cream (548 cal), 16 ounces -Heavy Cream (821 cal), 8 ounces -Nutella (200 cal), 2 tablespoons -Biscoff Cookies (150 cal), 4 count -Chocolate Mass Gainer Powder (1280 cal)

Stats: 2999 cal

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finally flipped the fat switch

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god I have really been glutting myself on fast food, icecream, and heavy cream lately… does it show?

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Ya boy is feeling porky

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Office piggy

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Been letting loose more than ever in my life this last week and it’s really starting to show… I can feel myself ballooning and I’m absolutely desperate for more…

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Holidays really out here doing damage to waistlines