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Hans get the flammenwafer!

Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

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Is it the solution

Oh no you have a problem!

Behold the ultimate solution Arson, homework burn it, taxes burn it, poverty burn it, annoying people...

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Nothing that the two ends of this double barrel can't fix.

As a party leader, you’ve had enough—romance ruins teams. Lovers marry and quit, or break up and implode the party. So you made one rule: no romance whatsoever. Simple. Effective. Until your newest recruits arrive—all dangerously charming and oddly determined to win you over.

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Ah yes clearly your perfect match is a pit gremlin that dwells in the pit of despair.

A new dating spell is trending in the magic world—cast it, and if your perfect match also does, you’ll instantly know who and where they are. Simple. Yours just activated. Their name burns in your mind… and their location? Deep beneath the earth, at the bottom of a dungeon no one returns from.

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Wants to cook something but then,

Me: goes grocery shopping, sees random ingredient

My ADHD ass brain: hey you should get all these ingredients to make this hyper specific food that you aren't craving currently.

Me: But why?

My ADHD ass brain: Because yes.

Me: Ok, then proceeds to purchase ingredients to make the specific food when craving it, until then stores the ingredients for later use.

THREE WEEKS LATER...

My ADHD ass brain: Time to make the hyper specific food, because we craving it now.

Me: Ight goes and grabs the ingredients and prepares to cook, looks at the ingredients, The ingredients have all gone bad and are moldy.

Me: ...

My ADHD ass brain: ...

My ADHD ass brain: oopsy, not my fault for not wanting to cook the food until now. :)

Me: (MENTAL SCREAMING ENSUES) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGHGAHAAHAAAAAH why brain why!!!?

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Clearly one of your ancestors was a piece of garlic bread

You were bitten by a vampire but you didn't die, instead the vampire died. The next day, you're captured by vampires and marked as unsafe for consumption. All because you had a rare, incurable condition in your blood. Cool, now you are a vampire slayer who kills vamps by letting 'em bite you.

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Exist?

Yes or No?