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How do they make one of the cutest creatures in the world look so ugly?

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Best Aussie Gooses: Cape Barren Goose and Maned Goose (also known as a wood duck. They are duck-sized and goose-shaped)

lets appreciate geese ok? i love geese

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For Otter Day 2024. Only a few weeks late.

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John Finnemore is Moomin and is everything a Moomin ought to be.

@vermofftiss in case you want to add it to your collection.

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Wombat. Could not be happier

Random Animal Generator - Perchance

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I'm an elephant in the the room beatboxing into a baby monitor.

I'm stealing this from Twitter

Here's the link

I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!

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My nayme is bird And wen it's Yule And Swedish snow Lies cold and cruel I look for seeds With many friends But food is scarce Where flock descends

But then we hear Of ancient rite We leave the trees We all take flight If fire not Its end promote? We do the deed. We eat the goat.

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"My darlings, this is water." 💜😄@elbiotipo

Typical guinea pig behaviour: "I'm not sure if you're my kid, but I'll just assume you are."

I have a mama GP and two (grown-up) babies. A whole bunch of mamas came into the rescue as a big group, and started dropping babies before the shelter could sort them out. I fostered them from when the babies were about two weeks old. There is no guarantee Tippi and Maeve are actually Bo's bio daughters, but she looked after them just the same. Daddy and Uncle pigs also take good care of youngsters, no matter whose they are. It's one of my favourite things about GPs, and it seems Capys are the same.

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Yay! Thank you, I love it!

I love that you have a collection of 'little things'. I have one too.

Am I too late for a treat?

No no, not at all!

A bluebird of happiness

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I took a bite of the pear that was in the icebox

and which you were probably saving for breakfast

Forgive me he was so cute so sweet and so feathery

Who took a bite out of my pear?

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Bunnies are arseholes.

Guineas are smaller, noisier arseholes.

Some pros and cons -

Rabbit-

Pros-

Intelligent

Can be litter trained

SOFT

Pretty

More variety

People orientated

Bonds with owner strongly

Binkies

Quiet

Less fragile (but still fragile)

Cons-

Bigger (even dwarfs)

More expensive

Can bite or scratch

No toe beans

Can only keep two together if fixed

Need spaying/neuter for longer/healthier life

Need vaccines (If disease where you are)

Guinea pig-

Pros-

Wheak!

Colourful

Human like feeties (can be con)

Cheaper

Rarely bites

Smaller

Friendliest rodent

Easier to keep multiple together (unless boar)

Popcorn

Cons -

Noisy

Looks like if a potato was a rat

Where's the tail?

Human like feeties (can be pro)

WILL pee and poop on you (only hold 15 mins)

Can't litter box train

Likes food more than you

More Fragile

I like rabbits more as they bond strongly and are so soft and pretty.

But others like guinea pigs for the cheerful noises and gentle nature.

There is no right or wrong answer.

Updated -

I have changed it from brick to potato rat. Said brick as saw a show judge call them a brick wrapped in silk. But it sounds mean.

Also forgot to put guinea pig popcorn

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Any dog vs a shark would win on land but only a polar dog would have a chance vs a shark in water

Makes sense. But who would win in aerial combat?

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A very curious Pyroraptor spots something interesting (a cycad seed) on the forest floor, and is just...tickled pink by it for some reason.

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Fred and Win: We’re having a baby! Morse: Congratulation— Fred and Win: [Slamming adoption papers on the table] It’s you, sign here.

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The thing about Shaun Evans is he goes from 12 year old to pretty boy to grown up to old man - and back again - in the blink of an eye

i hurt my feelings making this actually

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Woo!