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Okay, that 'how you got here?' poll has got me curious.

Then put how you got here in the tags.

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Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

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sometimes i wonder what my cat named me

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im just fucking with you my liege

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at this point i have no idea what saltburn is about and i'm scared to ask

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my dad walking into my room: we gotta take the trash out tonight

me (harboring lifelong resentment after he mowed the beautiful American Burnweed that had sprouted in our lawn when I was 6 and which I treated as a friend with an elaborate backstory): i do not give a fuck

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me: :(

the ibises outside my window:

Do Not Fret

For We Are Here

The Worst Of The Storm

Has Passed

Join Us

For Soon

There Will Be Sunlight

me: :)

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i do genuinely need to go on some sort of quest this year or i’m going to become evil for real

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whoever invented cozy in bed was a genius. and whoever invented getting up should be burnt at the stake

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i'll fucking do it but christ alive

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January sucks so much ass, it's the Tuesday of the year. Not the Monday, Mondays are fine, we fucking HATE Tuesday in this house.

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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i need to revamp this account tho

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i think im gonna be on here a bit more often, elon's website is pissing me off

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far from prudish but just got blazed porn of someone's pussy spread out so hard and up close like it's a map of the polish-lithuanian commonwealth and I'm king and grand duke sigismund II augustus inspecting his lands to plot defense against the swedes

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#proof dreams can become reality