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I’m expecting Tumblr to run this ad anyway.

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A white Audi in the snow. Breathtaking.

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Good idea. Save your money and don't buy what you don't need.

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About to restart? In 12 hours!?

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"You're Chateau Neuf, I'm Yellow Label"

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"I'm sorry, sir. I must decline your card. Do you have cash?"

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The robots like gladiator movies!

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Just what are you going to ship?

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"I'm sending this to a nice Nigerian prince who wants to send me $55,000 in return!"

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That pig--does it get royalties from all its media appearances?

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Hmmm...

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MMA again? I'm a saver, not a fighter.

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Keep that money in a safe place in case you need to bribe the trooper.

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The robots are at it again.

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That pig is making a mess on my money!

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"I'd like to deposit $2.00 please."

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Mixed Martial Arts? Do I have to fight the pig?