expecto-patronix

[expecto-patronix]

I have very unholy thoughts about this

[expecto-patronix]

I've been writing again for a bit and nearly finished a webbonso x reader fic, anyone want a lil preview? This is based on a dream I was blessed enough to have ha.

Upon opening the door to your and Fernando’s hotel room you saw two people sitting in the room, which had to be a good sign.

‘Have you-?’ You ask Fernando, raising your eyebrows while motioning towards Mark who keeps shifting his eyes between you and your boyfriend.

‘I have, but he hasn’t answered yet.’ Fernando replies with a smirk. He knew Mark was going to say yes or give any other indication of affirmation anyways. He had noticed the way he keeps looking at you two over the past weeks, the way their friendship became less of a ‘bromance’ than it used to be because of you being his girlfriend. Like Mark was holding back.

The air was thick in anticipation, Marks eyes shoot back from where you were now leaning against the doorframe to your boyfriend sitting opposite him. This was it. What he had secretly been dreaming of for so long. The thing on his mind when he was alone in his hotel room after his journalism duties were done. It wasn’t often that Mark was at a loss for words. His job as a reporter made him linguistically very capable. But the moment his best friend, the man with whom he had shared so many memories and interactions that many people online had mistaken them for a couple, asked him if he wanted in on his and your relationship all the words he knew were wiped from his mind.

Marks eyes were still big in disbelief, but he was happy about the response he managed to form in his head and actually vocalize. He swallowed the lump in his throat and kept his wide eyes focussed on Fernando opposite him, looking at his face for any sign that this was actually just a prank, but found none.

[expecto-patronix]

ah okay

[expecto-patronix]

ok so clearly the medics r just as crazy as the riders cuz what is this

[expecto-patronix]

did alex pose naked????????

[expecto-patronix]

rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age

[expecto-patronix]

Motogp 2025

[expecto-patronix]

Been single so long I'm flirting with random dudes at work send help

[expecto-patronix]

[expecto-patronix]

I have two wips nearly finished and I really wanna write again man. I have one webbonso x reader smut and one gabico smut both almost done.

[expecto-patronix]

gabico prompt:

infidelity au — basically gabi starts getting jealous that nico's wife has a ring and he wants one for himself now.

Hello! Thank you for the prompt, fill below the cut:

"Put that down," Nico said. Gabriel ignored him. That is, Gabriel heard him, tilted his head towards Nico in acknowledgement that he'd heard him, and didn't listen.

"It's simple," Gabriel said. He turned the gold band in his fingers, examining it.

Nico's fingers drummed against his thigh. "How do you think it should look?" he asked. It was usually better to wait Gabi out, when he got into his feelings about Egle.

"Simple is good," Gabriel said. He held the ring in front of his face and closed one eye to look through it at Nico. "Usually it is this way in Brazil."

"Even for the woman?" Nico asked.

Gabriel lowered the ring and let it rest in his palm. He held it as if it were heavy. A furrow appeared between his eyebrows as he pursed his lips.

"Sometimes," he said. "Would you buy me one?"

"What, an engagement ring?" Nico asked, forcing a laugh. He was in over his head with this one. "Gabi," he said.

Gabriel rolled his eyes and flopped over onto his stomach, twirling Nico's wedding ring in his fingers.

"I'm not an idiot," he said, with all the exasperation of someone who was only recently a teenager.

"What do you want, then?" Nico asked. He reached out and let his fingers encircle Gabriel's wrists, surprisingly delicate for a professional athlete.

"A ring," Gabriel said. He kissed Nico's knuckles and then leaned forward until their noses brushed. "Something simple. Silver, gold, I don't care. Nobody needs to know but us."

Such an easy thing to say yes, to keep the peace, to make sure Gabriel kept coming back to his bed.

"I'm not leaving her," Nico said instead. Gabriel and Egle both deserved that much. He realized his grip on Gabi's wrist had tightened.

"Okay," Gabriel said. He kissed Nico like dripping molasses, slow, sweet. "I didn't ask you for that." He used his foot to push the sheets off Nico's naked body and slid his leg between Nico's thighs. "But if you're going to keep fucking me like this, it's the least you could do."

Nico felt his cock stir as Gabriel shifted against him, rolling his hips in small, controlled movements. He was still holding Gabi's wrist, but he loosened his grip to let Gabi bring his hand up between them. He saw the flash of gold in the warm light of the bedside lamp, and watched Gabriel slide Nico's wedding ring onto his own finger.

Nico pounced, unsure if it was more anger or arousal that surged in his chest. He pushed Gabi onto his back and settled over him, pinning his wrists down into the mattress. Their cocks brushed, and Gabriel hooked a hairy leg around the back of Nico's thigh.

"Take it off," Nico said.

"Do you like how it looks?" Gabriel asked, like the breath had been punched out of him. His hands were curled in fists by his head, and he twisted his left hand so Nico could see the ring.

Arousal, then. Nico felt something like a growl form in his gut, possessiveness he had no right to feel. It would be easy to reach down and take the ring off. He knew if he did, if he rolled over and told Gabriel to leave, the boy would go. Nico wasn't sure if he would come back.

"It's beautiful," Nico said. He deserved that much.

"Then fuck me already," Gabriel said, tilting his chin up defiantly.

Nico leaned forward over Gabriel's body and pressed a kiss to the place where metal met skin, and he felt Gabi's cock twitch.

"Okay," Nico said. He met Gabriel's eyes and nodded. "Okay."

(I'm still accepting gabico prompts)

[expecto-patronix]

Motogp 2025

[expecto-patronix]

I'm not going to lie, as soon as I saw the new pics of Nando I googled "can you get beard burn from a mustache?"

The answer is yes, btw

[expecto-patronix]

hii padi‼️ since i discovered your webbonso art (ly for that) i became a big fan of yours. Well, may i request a vettonso art? if not no worries! i am happy enough with you reading this, graciass‼️

Something something green team only have hope and yaoi involving middle aged men

[expecto-patronix]

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

[expecto-patronix]

Lance waiting to be driven 😭 (X)

[expecto-patronix]

looking majestic yesterday