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Moodboard of a Slytherin and a Hufflepuff girl living together in autumn.

Requested by: anon.

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Remus: McGonagall used to say “You’ll understand when you’re older.”

Remus: I am older and I understand absolutely nothing.

Sirius: I actually understand less.

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Remus John Lupin

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Everyone loves the AU where Sirius doesn’t go to Azkaban and stays to raise Harry with Remus instead but the other day I was thinking about this and I realized something not a lot of people mention:

This Universe’s Harry grew up knowing about Animagi

This Harry grew up around a very prominent Animagus who turned on a regular basis (like, of course there’s Remus’s time of the month but I figured Sirius likes to turn for other stuff too; like, sometimes you’ll find him playing with Harry and the other kids at the park; or on really cold winters he’ll turn since dog fur is warmer than human skin; and sometimes when one or all of them are sad he’ll turn so they can pet him and feel better, etc.)

Do you really think 13 or 14-year-old Harry wouldn’t go to his two godfathers and ask them if they can teach him how to become one himself?

Remus would probably be all:

“Nope, no way, you’re not doing this. It’s too dangerous. Nope.”

And then either Sirius and Harry convince him or go behind his back and do it anyway. 

(and, assuming This Harry is still friends with Ron, he’s gonna wanna get into the action as well and Hermione is gonna be all like “but it’s illegal” and Harry’s gonna say “oh, because trapping a woman in a glass jar against her will isn't”) 

So, flash forward a few years later, 16 or 17-year-old Harry is now an illegal Animagus and either of these two things is possible:

This Harry had a very different childhood from Canon Harry and his personality could be a little different too so maybe his Patronus is different and instead of being a stag, he’s like a lion or something. 

This Harry, despite his differences from Canon Harry, still has the same Patronus and is still a stag. 

In Scenario 1, Harry is finally able to turn in front of his dads and: “WHAT THE FUCK! A GIANT FUCKING LION! I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA BE A STAG BUT THIS IS SO MUCH COOLER!”

“SIRIUS STOP SHOUTING! THE FUCKING NEIGHBORS ARE GONNA HEAR! FUCK! HARRY I’M PROUD OF YOU BUT FOR MERLIN’S SAKE DON’T ROAR!”

So now, the nickname Prongs Junior doesn’t work anymore so they have to think up a new one:

“What about Simba?”

“Wouldn’t that make us Timon and Pumbaa?”

“Simba it is.”

And after the war starts, Harry isn’t very worried about losing his wand because if he encounters a Death Eater he can just turn and… well….

In Scenario 2, Moony and Pads reaction is much calmer. They’re supportive, they’re happy and Prongs Junior sticks as a nickname. 

The full moons come and go and Harry is having a lot fun with his animal dads. 

Until one day, Sirius calls him James instead of Harry.

And he just gets offended because “am I just here to replace him?!  Am I not my own person?!” 

And there’s arguments and angst and “no, Harry, you’re way more than James Junior for us. You’re a killer Seeker and not a Chaser, you’re kinder and more patient, you are way better at chess than he was…”

“you’re not just our friend, you’re our son and we love you for who you are.”

So now, instead of Prongs Junior, he’s Bambi and his stag form makes it easier for him to hide and find food in the forest when he’s Horcrux hunting. 

(occasionally, Ron will join him with his animagus form, Russell. Him and Padfoot are the best dog friends ever and they leave hair everywhere and lick the face of everyone)

(Hermione, ever the rule follower, didn’t start her animagus training until she was 18 and she trained with McGonagall instead of Sirius so when she’s 21 she’s finally able to turn into Lutrina and she’s an awesome swimmer)

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Hufflepuff: The stars are beautiful tonight

Ravenclaw: Yeah.

Hufflepuff: But you know who else is beautiful?

Ravenclaw: *blushes* who?

Hufflepuff: Yo-

Slytherin: ME! I’M BEAUTIFUL! I AM FABULOUS! I AM THE SH*T!

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The four fandoms i’ve been in according to my experience in them

The sherlock fandom: Absolutley insane, Adore each other, Literally everyone is twins, WANT MORE EPISODES, an ancient fandom, totally crazy and hilarous, give ZERO damn about what anyone thinks of them, enjoy hijacking posts.

The Hp fandom: Argue alot, (some) Hate their author, will argue just about anything, Author treats them like trash at times, want representation, will literally write AUs just so they can add more diversity, love unknown character (marauders, next gen etc..) more than canon characters, crying over fred, still love each other (and will stick together) at the end of the day.

The MCU fandom: Cast loves them, they love the cast. Will not accept a character’s death, get excited whenever they find eachother, Love the villans more than the heros, Love the darker characters, Everyone loves Loki, will argue over ships from time to time.

The PJ fandom: either call their author ‘a troll’ or 'uncle rick’, they still love him and like to joke around w/ him, author gives them everything they want that the MOST POPULAR 2 SHIPS ARE CANON???? LIKE THAT’S FRIGGIN RARE OKAY, Just super welcoming and fun, the chillest (yet craziest) fandom, barely even have any argument, get along with sherlock fandom, Jason × brick.

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Gryffindor: Come on Raven, I'm your hottest friend!

Gryffindor: No, that's Sly. Maybe I'm your nicest friend?

Gryffindor: Wait, that's Huff

Gryffindor: Well, I'm your friend!

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my aesthetic is just the fat friar he’s honestly the most underrated hp character

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Ravenclaw: I’m good.

Hufflepuff: …

Ravenclaw: Yes, I haven’t slept in a solid 83 hours. But I’m good.

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My worlds collided with this quote

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Sirius takes a big breathe: Okay, I’m gay.

Peter and James being over dramatic: OH MERLINS PANTS!

Sirius: And I’m in love with Remus.

James and Peter continue to be over dramatic: THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!

Sirius: You already know, don’t you?

James: Yeah you’re not good at hiding things Pads.

Peter: Last week you scribbled “Mr Sirius Lupin” all over your note book.

James: And then you lent me your note book.

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The houses and flat earth

Ravenclaw: thinks the flat earth theory is ridiculous

Slytherin: isn’t a flat earther but pretends to be to piss off Ravenclaw

Hufflepuff: neutral, likes to make jokes about flat earth though

Gryffindor: is an actual flat earther

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Hufflepuff: Hmm, where do I know this song from?

Song description: By Twenty One Pilots

Hufflepuff: Oh right, Sly has a problem.

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Guys, guuuys, get this,

You’ve seen that post:

Gryffindor:I would die for you

Hufflepuff:I’d die with you

Ravenclaw:I’ll find a way we’ll both survive

Slytherin:I’d kill for you

Now listen to me. I think this is wrong. If a person means so much to the Gryffindor, I feel like the Gryffindor would do anything for them, the more meaningful it is for it to be “I’d kill for you” cause it goes against their moral, their justice compass. And the same with Slytherin. Slytherins are known for being cunning and resourceful, so if they care, if it’s everything for them,if nothing else can be done,they would put the person they protect the most in face of danger for it, themselves.

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Slytherin : Can I have some of your ice cream?

Hufflepuff : Yeah buddy, feel free to - *turns to see Slytherin finishing a bowl of ice cream*

Slytherin : Cool, that would have been awkward.

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““Yes, I did a bad thing. No argument there. And yes, I do regret it. If given the opportunity, I would go back in time and do it differently. …I’d do it in slow motion and have an orchestra playing ode to joy in the background””

— Slytherin Apologies