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girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

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my god i’m so lonely ~ 🎵

please check out my instagram for more of my work!

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dear god the sheer magic of being so invested in a book you just sit and read half of it feverishly without any ability to stop, just gulping down word after word like it’s water in a desert and your eyes aren’t fast enough for your mind and when you reach the last page you look up and realize you’re not decades and miles away but in the space of your own room,,,, truly unmatched by any other human experience

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i’m gatekeeping myself. nobody can know who i am

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tumblr isntcringe like twitter, its self aware cringe, which is like high camp 

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So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

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medusa was NOT a girlboss

why do you hate women ..

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y'all, i have something incredibly important to share

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microdosing on shame by posting about genuine interests every now and again to build up immunity

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*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

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in honor of the triple aoty put your favorite song from fearless, 1989, and folklore in the tags

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upon revision, reputation by taylor swift is actually a great album

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concept: i am sending you so much love through the screen right now and by the time you finish reading this you will have received a little package of peace and love. there u go

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I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

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Me reading any and all wandavision theories

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thank you for sending assassins after me btw i really needed that. it meant a lot to me