froggy-alexa

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I log back in for the first time in years and the only message I have is from a porn bot

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Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

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I’ve been waiting a year to post this

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“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

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Kirishima Eijiro from My hero academia!

Chihiro Fujisaki from Danganronpa!

Fuck i don’t watch anything

Mrs Brown from paddington i guess?

One day i will be Uncle Iroh from The last airbender

absolutely not someone i can relate to but someone i aspire to look like, Nekomaru Nidai!

6 fictional characters I (kinda) relate to (thanks @cinemaandallthat for tagging me!) 

1) James Hathaway (Lewis)

2) Sundance Kid (Butch and Sundance) (this isn’t self indulgence, my sister told me to put this one lol)

3) Hooper (Jaws) 

4) Mr Pink (Reservoir Dogs) (disclaimer: I support tips) 

5) Max Rockatansky (Mad Max) (not bc he’s cool. bc he’s tired.) 

6) Clark (The Thing) (just because…….dogs) (Windows is also a big mood)

Anyone can do it but I’ll just tag @meme-streets @froggy-alexa and @dragonsurge109

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I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

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Bro,, you’re thinking of me,,

I’m not gonna tag anyone bc there is nobody left

Relationship status: single

3 fave foods: Pasta, chocolate, and these apple pastry things

Song stuck in my head: Monster by Dodie

Last song i listened to: Overture by AJR

Last thing i googled: it’s. it’s “ahegao face”

time: 9:54pm

dream trip: honestly not that fussy as long as it’s not too scary and i’m with my friends

tagged by: @boystyle

rules: tag 5 people you want to get to know better

relationship status: i have a wonderful fantastic girlfriend who i love vvv much shes the besti love her

3 fav foods: minestrone soup, pad see ew, nectarines 

song stuck in my head: don’t lets start by they might be giants

last song i listened to: acolyte by slaughter beach, dog

last thing i googled: pogchamp bc i had to explain to my dad why him calling the passion fruit + orange + guava juice ‘pog’ made me cry 

time: 6:45 pm

dream trip: okay so like greece spend time in greece then hit italy rome especially then go france and then england and then ireland thats the dream i really really would like

anything i want: i always end up being true neutral in every form of alignment test i take, even to the point where im true neutral on my aptitude test (”””blended energizer liaison””””” whyyy)

tagging: @son-of-crows-and-rats @countrygraintakemedown @pan-gya @kingtysonsworld @punksand

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hey i dont use onlyfans but this seems important!!!!

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cool

A game!

@hipster-merchant-of-death @katsontherun @babayaga67 @danielsleftwhitevan @dekusleftshoe @thots4daze @michiieewrites @aizawascumslut @ravenfeet222 @strawbirb @yanderart @league-of-villians-headcanons @sailor-manga

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1.7% of people are intersex, 2% have green eyes, and 1.5 percent are redheads, but yeah red is a natural hair color, green is a natural eye color, and being intersex is a 'deformity'. Keep pretending gender isn't a social construct

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Very Normal behavior in a Very Normal country

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male animals vs female animals

male animals vs female animals in children's animated movies