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I'll try to get more polls up but it'll probably be slow as fuck and also not include the functions/one true places. Sorry.
Hi guys! So, turns out I was having a manic episode when I made this blog, and pitting every shown experiment against each other was an extremely unrealistic goal I came up with because of the manic episode. I'm so sorry. This blog won't be deleted because I want the polls to stay up, but... yeah.
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Hi guys! So, turns out I was having a manic episode when I made this blog, and pitting every shown experiment against each other was an extremely unrealistic goal I came up with because of the manic episode. I'm so sorry. This blog won't be deleted because I want the polls to stay up, but... yeah.
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Shush (234)
Primary Function: Eavesdrops on private enemy conversations.
One True Place: CIA(??? Apparently?)
Coco (052)
Primary Function: Turns things into chocolate.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Lax (285)
Primary Function: Causes enemies to abandon work.
One True Place: At airport, making grouchy tourists relax.
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Primary Function: Ultimate Lifeform
One True Place: None, cannot be rehabilitated.
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Holio (606)
Primary Function: Creates proto-black-hole.
One True Place: Sucking up rubble and litter.
Kingpin (229)
Primary Function: (According to wiki) Target for military war games (? This doesn't seem quite right and the wiki is wrong about a lot of things so. Unknown I guess?)
One True Place: Unknown.
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Kixx (601)
Primary Function: Hand-to-hand combat.
One True Place: Teaching people kickboxing.
Felix/Oscar (010)
Primary Function: Cleaning.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Heckler (322)
Primary Function: Undermine enemy morale with verbal abuse.
One True Place: At a dunk tank, provoking people into trying to dunk him.
Sinker (602)
Primary Function: Sink enemy fleets by slicing boats in half with razor-sharp fin.
One True Place: Cutting sushi at sushi restaurant.
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Manners (358)
Primary Function: Forces people to be polite.
One True Place: As one of Mrs. Hasagawa's "cats."
Snafu (120)
Primary Function: Discombobulates enemy plans.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Weasel (147)
Primary Function: (According to wiki) Climbs up planetary leaders' pant legs during public speeches.
One True Place: Unknown.
Mary (455)
Primary Function: (According to wiki) Bouncer for Jumba's lab.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Hammerface (033)
Primary Function: Hammer in nails.
One True Place: Unknown.
Bonnie (149)
Primary Function: Theft and evasion.
One True Place: In jail for her many crimes.
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Woops (600)
Primary Function: Ultimate Lifeform (failed)
One True Place: At Kokaua Town Lanes as part of the Kokaua Bowling Brawlers.
Morpholomew (316)
Primary Function: Shapeshifting self and others.
One True Place: At a costume store, morphing people into their costumes.
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Belle (248)
Primary Function: Scares victims with loud noise.
One True Place: Nani's alarm clock.
Zap (603)
Primary Function: Living laser bolt.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Fudgy (054)
Primary Function: Drowns individuals in his sticky, chocolatey sweetness.
One True Place: Unknown.
Slimy (390)
Primary Function: Produces trails of slippery slime in order to trip up enemies.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Phoon (540)
Primary Function: Generates devastating wind blasts.
One True Place: Creating winds for windsurfers at the beach.
Welko (074)
Primary Function: Creates temporary indestructible bubbles.
One True Place: Unknown.
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Melty (228)
Primary Function: Liquefaction of enemy fortresses, weapons, and transportation.
One True Place: Melting metal at the aluminum recycling plant.
Zawp (077)
Primary Function: Annoying people with his loud snoring.
One True Place: As one of Mrs. Hasagawa's "cats."
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Spats (397)
Primary Function: Argument instigator.
One True Place: With Wizard Kelly, making his professional wrestlers fight more convincingly.
Yaarp (613)
Primary Function: Deafens people with loud noise.
One True Place: As an alien invasion alarm/buzzer at Lilo's hula school.
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Doubledip (002)
Primary Function: Licks food and then puts it back.
One True Place: As one of Mrs. Hasagawa's "cats."
Sample (258)
Primary Function: Sonic annoyance.
One True Place: Providing backbeats for the band "Fox Roswell and the Tall Grays."
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