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wow i fucking wonder how long i've been out of comish man

what up

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wowie man wow what's going on here

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theres a first for everything my man

whats up

Play thing?

That’s a first.

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is it because were cute and fluffy okay not cute more like badass

but yeah youre right davesprite it is but just call me dave or david

what alternate are you youre colorful as all fuck

not officially

im going to say its a safe bet to assume youre an alternate version of davesprite

youre one of the only kind of daves i can stand

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temporized-tartarus liked your post: “sup there bitches”

target acquired you are now my play thing

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salacious-sweetie liked your post: sup there bitches

youve like thed post and now youre gonna be dragged into this conversation

i actually... dont think weve met right

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yo dude that's gotta suck cant you just put headphones on put some sweet jams on and drown out their stupidity?

bibliomancies replied to your post: two hours. two hours. 

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experimentalsprite replied to your post: two hours. two hours. 

what are you going on about

all I wanted to do was go back to the goddamn apartment but one of my neighbors decided to bitch about everything under the sun for at least two hours. 

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sup there bitches

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Rip out my (Character's) heart in one sentence.

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glovesanstuds started following you

oh well lookit here

hey there bro what are you doin here

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well it seems that bro has a good sense of music at least

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Kinky Questions GO ASK!

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?

2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:

4: Something that never fails to make you horny:

5: Where is one place you would never have sex:

6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:

9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:

10: Top or bottom?

11: We were about to have sex but (blank): [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]

12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?

13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:

15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:

16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?

20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

21: How big is too big:

22: One sexual thing you would never do:

23: Biggest turn on:

24: Three spots that drive you insane:

25: Worst possible time to get horny:

26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:

28: How much fapping is too much fapping:

29: Best sexual complement you ever got:

30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:

31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

32: Fill in the blank: "If they ______, we are fuckin":

33: What your favorite part of your body:

34: Favorite foreplay activities:

35: Love (> < or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]

36: What do you wear to bed?

37: When was the first time you masturbated:

38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?

41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?

44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?

45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?

46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?

47: Most attractive celebrity?

48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn?

49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?

50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?

51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?

52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)

53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?

58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)

59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?

60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?

61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

62: Do you watch porn?

63: How small is too small?

64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?

68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?

69: If you could give yourself head, would you?

70: Booty or Boobs?

71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?

72: Have you ever been on an official date?

73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Y

74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?

75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?

77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina:

78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

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what can i say rosie gotta be secretive about these little names so yeah you know the name's p chill with me

not for a while it was the most entertainment ive seen and they they started to cry so i helped them cant handle that shit man

You drive a hard bargain, Davesprite. 

Ah… That’s right… I suppose little skylark is a huge improvement from those names.

Now that’s just mean Davesprite. Did you help the poor person off ?

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temporized-tartarus replied to your post: temporized-tartarus liked your post: “someone...

You better be prepared for the overwhelming amount of AJ I have stockpiled just for you.

oh man oh shit aaaah dont say that im so fucking ready for all the sweet sweet juice give it to me

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temporized-tartarus liked your post: “someone needs to find me and bring me a shit ton of aj”

you better have aj

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dont say its adorable or im taking your rights back to call me that nobody must know rose well im in a lab remember im called things like birdboy experiment creature test subject you know

oh oh oh no thats a lie i found a person while i was out on my flying time they were stuck in a tree like a cat it was fun to watch them freak out and be scared to be five feet up

Aw. You’re allowing me to call you ‘little skylark’ ? That’s adorable. I’ll be sure to call you that at least once every time we talk. Oh ? Is someone name calling you ?

Yes, I noticed your absence and figured you went to sleep. So nothing much ? Just the usual ? And here I thought your life was more exciting than that.

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someone needs to find me and bring me a shit ton of aj