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Who were they trying to convince saying they weren't in love because come on

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Skins Barbies

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Miles could be sleeping through some natural disaster or not notice being stabbed in the foot or some other shit but the second the tiniest thing changes in the cheeto dust recipe he’s talking like “something’s amiss” and “we must warn the townspeople at once”

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Ramona and Wallace being bffsies

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we really don't poor-meow-meowify Wallace Wells and I think we should

That man will drink till he's passed out drunk, then drink once he's awake again, won't eat ANYTHING with vegetables that aren't broccoli, THE MAN DRINKS 2L OF COKE A DAY and is constantly stealing people's boyfriends.

that man needs a fucking babysitter.

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Mr. Kieran Culkin it says here you're auditioning for...

*checks notes*

Mean and gay??? No Need, Sir! No Need!!! You've got the job!

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i have a fever rn so take this

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I love the fact that Wallace has canonically stoled Stacey's boyfriend more than one time. Like, i really love the idea of him doing it regularly, and also the idea of him after this happens begging her everytime to stay his friend while faking being sorry with his sad puppy eyes, like "I promise i wont do that again :< Stacey pleeeaaasssee you can bring as many new boyfriend as you want i won't flirt with them again :( (unless they got glasses) (or look like Lucas Lee)"

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BACK WITH THE SPVTW CONTENT ‼️‼️‼️

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love this little bit from the early pitch for scott pilgrim because ooooohhhh cheesy -y nicknames wonder who uses those. who could’ve possibly come up with that

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STAY AWAY FROM HER! GET A JOB!

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Trust me when I say every single byler fanfic that goes like this are my favorite. Pls keep writing them, I will never get bored. (Recommend some)

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My favorite genre of movies are ones where Michael Cera plays a weird little loser guy who can fight really well for no apparent reason.

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me

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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IGNORE MILES HAIR IDK WHAT HAPPEND