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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

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The Book of Cowboy Bebop

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L + Ratio + Skill Issue + Lights Out + Ink Coating + No Pearl Drone + No Items Drop + Stronger Jelletons + Arpeggio Barrage

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Bard: Can I roll to seduce (cleric's patron deity)?

DM: [deep sigh] Sure.

Bard: 5.

DM: Okay, you have no arms now. He- he got offended and he took them.

Barbarian, cheering: 🎉CRIPPLED!🎉

Bard: YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

DM: I CONTROL YOUR FATE, BOY

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It was the carnival and Gideon's tent

*Dr. Bozo looks at his chart before addressing Chuckles* Well, Chuckles, it appears you’ve broken your arm in two different places.

*Chuckles nods* That’s good to know, Doc. I should really stop going to those places!

- 🔴

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Spellcasters archers hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component aiming it's literally more effective than a counter any spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components their legs, teeth or something.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters archers can't do anything

My new YouTube video: A DM’s Guide to Ranged Combat is now live! Please go give it a watch!

If you’re a DM looking for a way to challenge your overspecced crossbow player, or just generally make mixed-range combat more interesting and enjoyable, it’s full of helpful tips and visualisations. Plus, supporting these long videos really helps keep my channel alive and funds more future content!

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Say hello to my two earth Genasi twins, Aubrey & Malaki!!!

This isn't LOA stuff- but I still wanted to post this :3

They r both nobles, Malaki being a bard and Aubrey being a sorcerer.

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Avantris playlists made by me hi !!!! I add on to these regularly ^^

🔮Once Upon a Witchlight

🦦Edge of Midnight

🍁 Uprooted

⚰️Curse of Strahdanya

🦣Icebound

🤖Stardust Rhapsody

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@yulongsfinest your legs are mine

you can always give your blorbos mobility aids btw . you can always make them disabled its always morally correct

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google search kissing tutorials

how to kiss with no lips tutorial

how to kiss when you have no lips tutorial

google how to kiss your friends with no lips

search how to kiss vampire knight

google how to make the voices stop

best way to kiss vampire knight whos very handsome

search how to kiss best friend whos a vampire knight and also very handsome

best ways to kiss knights/vampires

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somehow I got 95/20 on an assignment

I hope they never fix it and leave it this way forever

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IF NOT SUPPOSED TO KISS GOAT CHILD THEN WHAT IS THE SPOT BETWEEN HER HORNS FOR?!

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"Shuro loved Falin for reasons he hated Laios" i feel like im going insane. no he didnt. he hated Laios for personality traits Falin doesn't show; being dense, having no tact, annoying him with his interests. you dont even know why the fuck Shuro liked Falin. All you know is he saw her looking at a caterpillar (she didnt fucking eat it)

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nothing in life is certain except that i will always end up drawing blorbo with or as luxray somehow