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Since people are still concerned on who I am.
I was not in FU
I don't run a Zaylor tumblr
I don't run a youtube channel
I don't run another Hanson tumblr period
I'm literally not a social media or person who does things much except this blog which I use rarely
I don't have an instagram
I don't have a twitter
I'm not connected to anyone
I wasn't even named in the original FU post about a truce and I still think everyone of those girls deserve an apology
I don’t live on the east coast of the us
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I think this is what the OP is referring too from this confessions post http://confessinbouthanson.tumblr.com/post/183054550060/honestly-it-was-because-we-had-several-confession#notes
At BTTI TWP had a falling out. I wasn’t there but I did hear about it. Apparently Laura and Kristen got into a shouting match before Taylor’s solo set and ever since that there has been trouble between them it seems or at least they haven’t been friendly since Sarah seems to be sticking by Kristen and Laura has been iced out by both of them as you can see via their instagrams. Though Laura does seem to be hanging out with a new friend set.
I have no clue for sure what the argument was about but it was enough that for now it seems their friendship is done.
Time will tell if their friendship is done for good or if this is just a temporary spat.
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I think I know what OP is referring too and I will address it here at some point.
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honestly, it was because we had several confession about that issue and no it isn’t related to even that one hanson, but just to some fans.
We also meant to clarify because of other confessions that are only borderline related to some hanson clan member, but it is not related to that person at all.
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To Aline
I saw your truce post and I do have some things to say. The first one is I’m not any of the girls you named nor am I connected to any of the girls you named other than them reblogging my posts. 
So again, you have named people who are not connected to this all, and you even admit that you broke your own group’s rule to do it. 
I told you guys in the first post the dislike for TWP runs deep. This isn’t even and never really was about FU at all. FU only got mentioned in the first post because of how connected TWP is to it. 
Then of course FU started to decide to stir the pot and they got brought into it themselves. The whole problem I have had has always been with TWP and I’ve said before in numerous posts my issue with them is how they try to act like they are better than everyone else and also how they insinuated things jokingly(like Sarah’s bus stuff and Sarah’s coffee comment) and then once called out turn the tables and say it’s all joke or finally tell the full story.
If you have to do that then maybe there is a problem with you worded things to begin with. 
There are numerous fans who go to multiple shows that I have no issues with because they know how to act and don’t act better and don’t insinuate things that never really happened. I can only hope one day that TWP learns to do that. If not, I do fear their actions are going to put them on the wrong side of Hanson one day and they will get banned.
It’s happened to other fans before ones who thought Hanson knew them well enough because they went to numerous shows and they tried to act like the golden fans or better than other fans.
Again I can only hope TWP changes their actions and what they do before that happens.
As for the truce I’ve been wanting to go silent since part two but then FU kept it going. I’m still willing to go silent but that does mean you have to uphold your side and not mention this tumblr or any of the other girls you mentioned today.
No more dramatic readings and no more saying stuff and I’ll shut up and go away. I said what I wanted to say about TWP already and I feel like I keep beating a dead horse because you guys were the ones who couldn’t let it die.
I do hope eventually you will apologize to all the innocent people you cut though who again weren’t connected to me. Or the innocent people you named because they also disliked TWP and what members were talking about in FU. They also aren’t connected to me other than them reblogging my posts.
Hopefully like your picture said we can all give peace a chance. 
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 Since some dumb bitches want to play dumb.
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Here is the bus insinuation.
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Hey, Sarah it comes right from your own mouth so stop acting like a dumb ass. You knew what you were implying. 
At least your friend explained it all, right?
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Also Kristen stop acting like a dumb ass too. You used the hit tumblr hashtag you knew what you were doing.
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The arrow is pointing the hashtag in case you missed it or maybe you guys just have reading comprehension problems.
If you guys want to keep stirring the pot instead of letting it die that’s fine. It just proves you thrive on an argument you guys so badly say you dislike. FU must be boring since all you seem to talk about anymore is this tumblr and all the other tumblrs who dislike you.
Edit: @Sarah Gross I fixed some of the spelling issues just for you. It was the word dumb ass. I’ll keep my other issues though because FU.
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If she is trying to pin this tumblr on you by searching Avery on yours or even any of the other tumblrs she is going up the wrong tree. I don’t own/run any of the other tumblrs at all so it’s really no use to search other tumblrs.
But also on them talking about people where they can’t defend themselves, that is why I keep replying here. Since I can’t really defend myself in FU thanks to it’s oh so secret rule. Though I feel bad for all the innocent people I have heard they kicked out since this has all started. I hope one day they apologize to them.
They are also the ones keeping this going. News flash but i was going to let this all die after the second post but they keep bringing up the tumblr in FU and in hashtags on ig. If you want something to die then just shut the fuck up over it so the drama can die and stop mentioning it.
Otherwise keep stirring the pot and mentioning the drama on FU and other places if you want this to keep going.
Hey Beth,
if you want to screenshot my Tumblr and post it in your circle jerk group, that’s cool! But, at least post it and understand what it actually said, don’t make up your own interpretation of my words. 
For people so bent out of shape over sharing screenshots, you’re pretty good at it. Too bad you’re not as great at the comprehension part. This shit is getting tired, tumblrland had been quiet about y'all until you wanted to start back up again. We’re over here talking about Hanson’s worst fashion disasters and making best/worst of polls, while all y'all are doing is talking about us in a space where we can’t defend ourselves and obsessively looking at our blogs to try to find more bullshit to talk about. That post was almost a month old, you really had to do some digging to get a talking point, huh?
While we’re here, tell your friend she doesn’t have to keep searching my blog for the word ‘Avery,’ I don’t think I’ve ever once mentioned Avery and regardless of the amount of times she types the word in and searches for it, that’s not going to change.
Also, please give it a rest on the whole fanfiction thing. It’s not the same and y'all know it.
Can we fucking move on now?
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She didn’t even get to the good stuff which was her reading the screencaps. She did say there would be more parts though.
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I love a good dramatic reading. I’ve been thinking about doing it too with my own tumblr but I guess you beat me to it.
Should I do a dramatic reading anyway followers?
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I love a good dramatic reading. I’ve been thinking about doing it too with my own tumblr but I guess you beat me to it.
Should I do a dramatic reading anyway followers?
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so, how are you going to take care of it aline?
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#Hi to you too
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Had enough of your pretending that you know where it's at
Part 2. I decided to redo this post after the last one. I’m just going to provide screencaps and let them do the talking for me. I think they can tell you best what Team White Pants are like and why so many fans have issues with them and they way they come across.
If people find this post petty so be it. 
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(just as an add on since the last post Kristen has changed her name and pic on facebook. Her is a screencap of that taken at 6:33 pm on 11/24/2018)
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I’m not sure they have ever been here for just the music though. I’m not sure of that at all.
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I’m sure Zac was shook up alright. But wait, this is probably a joke isn’t it? Everything is a joke with you guys until you get called out for it and the people who call you guys out are just bullies and in the wrong.
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Hmm I wonder what keep him from coming to the after after party. I’m also going to be honest tagging the hansons in pictures like this is really trashy.
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So that’s what happened. They apparently saw you guys dressing and again let me guess this is all just a joke right? Just jokes.
(Also just going to point out that Sarah has also changed her fb name and picture. Screencap taken at 6:33 pm on 11/24/18)
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Oh you mean he is okay with your husband saying things like this about fans? Especially fans who are innocent in everything.
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You can’t be that dumb and not know how this would read? I’m sure majority of people know you guys didn’t get off the same bus but that caption is a lot of misleading shit don’t you think? That caption is one of the many reasons fans don’t like how you portray yourself.
The sad fact is its not really Laura or Kristen people have issues with. Most people have issues with Sarah for how she posts things.
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You can post things like that all you want Laura but when your friend is posting a caption that insinuates other things that is where the problem is.
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This is something that once again could have been avoided had you just told the story to begin with. Instead you insinuated something else entirely in your comment and when you got called out on it only then did you tell the truth and called it all joke.
I sense a theme here with you guys using jokes when people don’t get what the issue is.
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I bet he wanted you to hang out with him.
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Oh I see you guys did hang out with him.
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Oh look another joke that isn’t that funny.
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I’m just going to say the whole I asked for his number once again isn’t a funny joke if you meant it as a joke. Especially with the he wasn’t opposed added to it.
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This was the aftermath of the coffee comment argument on ig in the FU group. Again I’m sorry but this is probably a joke right? Someone tell me where the joke was I think I missed it.
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Don’t forget if you can’t understand a joke you are being mean. But I think this comment proves that apparently Natalie can’t understand a joke either.
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I’d hope the wives have some sort of hold on them. They are married to them.
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I don’t know how you guys could get what Bex said wrong. 
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Please stop tagging Hanson in pictures like this.
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Ah the good ole jokes again.
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Nice hashtags there. #myman #futurehusband
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I just love fucking jokes. Don’t you guys?
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Way to be coy and pretend you know info.
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You may have been joking but it’s obvious people in the group believe what you say. Which is why you should really be more careful how you joke or insinuate things.
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Just a reminder if you even disagree with Team White Pants according to them and their asskissers you are just jealous or petty.
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Let’s not forget the power of Team White Pants. They can distract Hanson on stage.
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I’m going to eye roll at where you tagged Taylor.
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Here is the husband who insulted a fan talking to a poser.
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Well, see you guys the pants send secret messages. They have also been missing since Epcot.
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You guys are right, it is all happening.
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He’s just doing his job and besides going to shows he really doesn’t know you guys outside of being fans. I guess that has changed after these posts hasn’t it.
I get the feeling he really knows you guys now.
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I can’t believe I am going to have to issue another denial but I’m not @fuckyeahhansonfamily so try again with that tag.
I also don’t write cest fic but the fic writers should have a chance to defend themselves since you want to bash them so I’m going to tag them all. @placetohidenet @tragic---love @xhorizen @fuckyeahhansonfamily @taylorhansoniszacsbitch @themistrollsin @lettinggosthehardestpart
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Well here it is, part one of this saga about a group of fans who think they are better than everyone else but really they aren’t that much better. In fact they are kind of worse with the things they say and the things they do.
I’m not here to really make up too many stories about them either or even writing inferences. All this stuff is based on what comes from actual receipts in the form of screencaps.
After all screencaps don’t lie.
But before we get too much into them I feel we should start from the very beginning of sorts. Every story has one don’t they?
This beginning begins with a group that calls themselves Fansons Uncensored or abbreviated to FU. A lot of fans may not have heard of it or maybe they have.
FU sorta reminds me of a certain movie called Fight Club because of it’s rules. The first rule of fight club being you don’t talk about fight club and the second rule of fight club being, you don’t talk about fight club.
FU doesn’t have a don’t talk about me rule but it does have two rules. One being don’t share caps(but let’s all be honest here ladies, everyone in that club is sharing caps. I’ve gotten mine from different people during different times) It was made to protect fans since some have gotten in trouble for what they have said on there. The second is keep scrolling. The second is to keep arguments from happening but that can also lead to certain views being shared by all of the members or a majority of members since no one can really give a dissenting opinion. 
Sounds almost like the perfect way to create a hivemind mentality which is exactly what has happened on FU.
Now some of you may be asking, who exactly created FU. It had two main creators. Two girls named Aline and Laura(both in the clique that I am going to be talking about in other posts though Aline is just an honorary member at this rate since the other three seem way closer).
They created Fanson’s Uncensored in September of 2017 after some of the topics they wanted to talk about got negative reactions in other groups and to be honest, how could they not since half of what they think is all based on rumors and delusions.
Some of the things FU believe in though and you can not argue with are:
Nikki is the queen. She and Isaac have the best marriage out of the three.
Kate is old looking. They’ve even given her the nickname of Salad fingers. (How classy huh?)
Rumors of Zac and Kate fighting are taken as gospel.(God’s word rules ya’ll)
Natalie trapped Taylor and she positively absolutely has no fashion sense. Not to mention she’s insecure as fuck. Her nickname there is Gnatalie(2002  fans called, they want their nickname for Natalie back)
Bex spies on the guys for Kate and Natalie to keep them in line. You know so they can’t cheat. The wives are just that insecure that they have Bex to keep their men in line. (I really hope Bex is getting paid extra for that)
Zac and Taylor are so unhappy in their marriages. Like massively unhappy.
They enjoy flirting with pretty fans and looking at pretty fans at shows. So much so that it distracts them from concerts and makes them forget lyrics. It’s never out right stated but it is implied Zac and Taylor would want to do more with said pretty fans.
To back everything up here is some screencaps.
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This bit was kind of laughable in so many ways. I’m 100% positive he wants you guys just because of that. 100% positive.
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Oh boy. What a conspiracy theory that one was. Taylor was sending out a message and only Team White Pants members and FU members understood it. The rest of us fans were too dumb.
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Like I said I hope Bex is being paid a lot of money for that shit. I’d charge more than my salary for that.
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Those were from 2007. There was no new baby….It was during the Walk promo tour.
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I’m pretty sure some of the more saner Zac fans already created a sister wives club.
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It’s just a simple fan pic. But yep sure okay.
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You guys may be wondering what Natalie did…all she did was marry Taylor. That’s what she did.
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I have so many questions on why you jumped ship to Team Taylor. Questions that I may answer in the BTTI part of this.
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Sorry the wives killed your seducing ideas.
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Of course any fan would think that since no fan can argue with the ones who believe the worst of the wives. If they argue they get booted from the group.
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Weird, I think only this person has heard the epcot story. It reminds me of those old a friend of a friend posts.
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This is a lie so much a lie. My eyes hurt from reading it.
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Poor Kate. I mean salad fingers.
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I’VE.NEVER.BEEN.IN.FU.TRY.AGAIN.
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Well here it is, part one of this saga about a group of fans who think they are better than everyone else but really they aren’t that much better. In fact they are kind of worse with the things they say and the things they do.
I’m not here to really make up too many stories about them either or even writing inferences. All this stuff is based on what comes from actual receipts in the form of screencaps.
After all screencaps don’t lie.
But before we get too much into them I feel we should start from the very beginning of sorts. Every story has one don’t they?
This beginning begins with a group that calls themselves Fansons Uncensored or abbreviated to FU. A lot of fans may not have heard of it or maybe they have.
FU sorta reminds me of a certain movie called Fight Club because of it’s rules. The first rule of fight club being you don’t talk about fight club and the second rule of fight club being, you don’t talk about fight club.
FU doesn’t have a don’t talk about me rule but it does have two rules. One being don’t share caps(but let’s all be honest here ladies, everyone in that club is sharing caps. I’ve gotten mine from different people during different times) It was made to protect fans since some have gotten in trouble for what they have said on there. The second is keep scrolling. The second is to keep arguments from happening but that can also lead to certain views being shared by all of the members or a majority of members since no one can really give a dissenting opinion. 
Sounds almost like the perfect way to create a hivemind mentality which is exactly what has happened on FU.
Now some of you may be asking, who exactly created FU. It had two main creators. Two girls named Aline and Laura(both in the clique that I am going to be talking about in other posts though Aline is just an honorary member at this rate since the other three seem way closer).
They created Fanson’s Uncensored in September of 2017 after some of the topics they wanted to talk about got negative reactions in other groups and to be honest, how could they not since half of what they think is all based on rumors and delusions.
Some of the things FU believe in though and you can not argue with are:
Nikki is the queen. She and Isaac have the best marriage out of the three.
Kate is old looking. They’ve even given her the nickname of Salad fingers. (How classy huh?)
Rumors of Zac and Kate fighting are taken as gospel.(God’s word rules ya’ll)
Natalie trapped Taylor and she positively absolutely has no fashion sense. Not to mention she’s insecure as fuck. Her nickname there is Gnatalie(2002  fans called, they want their nickname for Natalie back)
Bex spies on the guys for Kate and Natalie to keep them in line. You know so they can’t cheat. The wives are just that insecure that they have Bex to keep their men in line. (I really hope Bex is getting paid extra for that)
Zac and Taylor are so unhappy in their marriages. Like massively unhappy.
They enjoy flirting with pretty fans and looking at pretty fans at shows. So much so that it distracts them from concerts and makes them forget lyrics. It’s never out right stated but it is implied Zac and Taylor would want to do more with said pretty fans.
To back everything up here is some screencaps.
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This bit was kind of laughable in so many ways. I’m 100% positive he wants you guys just because of that. 100% positive.
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Oh boy. What a conspiracy theory that one was. Taylor was sending out a message and only Team White Pants members and FU members understood it. The rest of us fans were too dumb.
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Like I said I hope Bex is being paid a lot of money for that shit. I’d charge more than my salary for that.
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Those were from 2007. There was no new baby….It was during the Walk promo tour.
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I’m pretty sure some of the more saner Zac fans already created a sister wives club.
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It’s just a simple fan pic. But yep sure okay.
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You guys may be wondering what Natalie did…all she did was marry Taylor. That’s what she did.
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I have so many questions on why you jumped ship to Team Taylor. Questions that I may answer in the BTTI part of this.
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Sorry the wives killed your seducing ideas.
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Of course any fan would think that since no fan can argue with the ones who believe the worst of the wives. If they argue they get booted from the group.
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Weird, I think only this person has heard the epcot story. It reminds me of those old a friend of a friend posts.
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This is a lie so much a lie. My eyes hurt from reading it.
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Poor Kate. I mean salad fingers.
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Tell me the sense of humor in this?
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or this
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I’m waiting.
We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Well here it is, part one of this saga about a group of fans who think they are better than everyone else but really they aren’t that much better. In fact they are kind of worse with the things they say and the things they do.
I’m not here to really make up too many stories about them either or even writing inferences. All this stuff is based on what comes from actual receipts in the form of screencaps.
After all screencaps don’t lie.
But before we get too much into them I feel we should start from the very beginning of sorts. Every story has one don’t they?
This beginning begins with a group that calls themselves Fansons Uncensored or abbreviated to FU. A lot of fans may not have heard of it or maybe they have.
FU sorta reminds me of a certain movie called Fight Club because of it’s rules. The first rule of fight club being you don’t talk about fight club and the second rule of fight club being, you don’t talk about fight club.
FU doesn’t have a don’t talk about me rule but it does have two rules. One being don’t share caps(but let’s all be honest here ladies, everyone in that club is sharing caps. I’ve gotten mine from different people during different times) It was made to protect fans since some have gotten in trouble for what they have said on there. The second is keep scrolling. The second is to keep arguments from happening but that can also lead to certain views being shared by all of the members or a majority of members since no one can really give a dissenting opinion. 
Sounds almost like the perfect way to create a hivemind mentality which is exactly what has happened on FU.
Now some of you may be asking, who exactly created FU. It had two main creators. Two girls named Aline and Laura(both in the clique that I am going to be talking about in other posts though Aline is just an honorary member at this rate since the other three seem way closer).
They created Fanson’s Uncensored in September of 2017 after some of the topics they wanted to talk about got negative reactions in other groups and to be honest, how could they not since half of what they think is all based on rumors and delusions.
Some of the things FU believe in though and you can not argue with are:
Nikki is the queen. She and Isaac have the best marriage out of the three.
Kate is old looking. They’ve even given her the nickname of Salad fingers. (How classy huh?)
Rumors of Zac and Kate fighting are taken as gospel.(God’s word rules ya’ll)
Natalie trapped Taylor and she positively absolutely has no fashion sense. Not to mention she’s insecure as fuck. Her nickname there is Gnatalie(2002  fans called, they want their nickname for Natalie back)
Bex spies on the guys for Kate and Natalie to keep them in line. You know so they can’t cheat. The wives are just that insecure that they have Bex to keep their men in line. (I really hope Bex is getting paid extra for that)
Zac and Taylor are so unhappy in their marriages. Like massively unhappy.
They enjoy flirting with pretty fans and looking at pretty fans at shows. So much so that it distracts them from concerts and makes them forget lyrics. It’s never out right stated but it is implied Zac and Taylor would want to do more with said pretty fans.
To back everything up here is some screencaps.
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This bit was kind of laughable in so many ways. I’m 100% positive he wants you guys just because of that. 100% positive.
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Oh boy. What a conspiracy theory that one was. Taylor was sending out a message and only Team White Pants members and FU members understood it. The rest of us fans were too dumb.
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Like I said I hope Bex is being paid a lot of money for that shit. I’d charge more than my salary for that.
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Those were from 2007. There was no new baby….It was during the Walk promo tour.
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I’m pretty sure some of the more saner Zac fans already created a sister wives club.
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It’s just a simple fan pic. But yep sure okay.
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You guys may be wondering what Natalie did…all she did was marry Taylor. That’s what she did.
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I have so many questions on why you jumped ship to Team Taylor. Questions that I may answer in the BTTI part of this.
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Sorry the wives killed your seducing ideas.
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Of course any fan would think that since no fan can argue with the ones who believe the worst of the wives. If they argue they get booted from the group.
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Weird, I think only this person has heard the epcot story. It reminds me of those old a friend of a friend posts.
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This is a lie so much a lie. My eyes hurt from reading it.
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Poor Kate. I mean salad fingers.
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We all know what your name is, so you better lay your money down
Well here it is, part one of this saga about a group of fans who think they are better than everyone else but really they aren’t that much better. In fact they are kind of worse with the things they say and the things they do.
I’m not here to really make up too many stories about them either or even writing inferences. All this stuff is based on what comes from actual receipts in the form of screencaps.
After all screencaps don’t lie.
But before we get too much into them I feel we should start from the very beginning of sorts. Every story has one don’t they?
This beginning begins with a group that calls themselves Fansons Uncensored or abbreviated to FU. A lot of fans may not have heard of it or maybe they have.
FU sorta reminds me of a certain movie called Fight Club because of it’s rules. The first rule of fight club being you don’t talk about fight club and the second rule of fight club being, you don’t talk about fight club.
FU doesn’t have a don’t talk about me rule but it does have two rules. One being don’t share caps(but let’s all be honest here ladies, everyone in that club is sharing caps. I’ve gotten mine from different people during different times) It was made to protect fans since some have gotten in trouble for what they have said on there. The second is keep scrolling. The second is to keep arguments from happening but that can also lead to certain views being shared by all of the members or a majority of members since no one can really give a dissenting opinion. 
Sounds almost like the perfect way to create a hivemind mentality which is exactly what has happened on FU.
Now some of you may be asking, who exactly created FU. It had two main creators. Two girls named Aline and Laura(both in the clique that I am going to be talking about in other posts though Aline is just an honorary member at this rate since the other three seem way closer).
They created Fanson’s Uncensored in September of 2017 after some of the topics they wanted to talk about got negative reactions in other groups and to be honest, how could they not since half of what they think is all based on rumors and delusions.
Some of the things FU believe in though and you can not argue with are:
Nikki is the queen. She and Isaac have the best marriage out of the three.
Kate is old looking. They’ve even given her the nickname of Salad fingers. (How classy huh?)
Rumors of Zac and Kate fighting are taken as gospel.(God’s word rules ya’ll)
Natalie trapped Taylor and she positively absolutely has no fashion sense. Not to mention she’s insecure as fuck. Her nickname there is Gnatalie(2002  fans called, they want their nickname for Natalie back)
Bex spies on the guys for Kate and Natalie to keep them in line. You know so they can’t cheat. The wives are just that insecure that they have Bex to keep their men in line. (I really hope Bex is getting paid extra for that)
Zac and Taylor are so unhappy in their marriages. Like massively unhappy.
They enjoy flirting with pretty fans and looking at pretty fans at shows. So much so that it distracts them from concerts and makes them forget lyrics. It’s never out right stated but it is implied Zac and Taylor would want to do more with said pretty fans.
To back everything up here is some screencaps.
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This bit was kind of laughable in so many ways. I’m 100% positive he wants you guys just because of that. 100% positive.
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Oh boy. What a conspiracy theory that one was. Taylor was sending out a message and only Team White Pants members and FU members understood it. The rest of us fans were too dumb.
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Like I said I hope Bex is being paid a lot of money for that shit. I’d charge more than my salary for that.
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Those were from 2007. There was no new baby....It was during the Walk promo tour.
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I’m pretty sure some of the more saner Zac fans already created a sister wives club.
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It’s just a simple fan pic. But yep sure okay.
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You guys may be wondering what Natalie did...all she did was marry Taylor. That’s what she did.
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I have so many questions on why you jumped ship to Team Taylor. Questions that I may answer in the BTTI part of this.
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Sorry the wives killed your seducing ideas.
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Of course any fan would think that since no fan can argue with the ones who believe the worst of the wives. If they argue they get booted from the group.
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Weird, I think only this person has heard the epcot story. It reminds me of those old a friend of a friend posts.
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This is a lie so much a lie. My eyes hurt from reading it.
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Poor Kate. I mean salad fingers.
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