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usa england should have hockey rules i wanna see them get in a fight

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When you guys see m reposting a lot of old guard stuff just know two things:

1. No I am not ok

2. Yes I feel so incredibly single, ESPECIALLY when Nicky and Joe touch foreheads

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A gift 💝

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PRIDE MONTH CELEBRATION WEEK | day 5 favorite ship › joe & nicky

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the old guard + john mulaney (part 1)

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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To anyone saying that Loki isn’t in Vahalla. Guys. We saw like 5 minutes of Valhalla and it was Heimdall greeting Jane. I’m sorry, but if I was Jane, I don’t think I’d want the asshole who destroyed my hometown and then called oopsie daisies greeting me in heaven. Just saying

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at this point i’m convinced that we got Thor: Love and Thunder-The Disney Cut, because i truly believe there’s a much more queer version out there that got censored

give us the Taika Waititi Cut

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Won’t lie, I did actually yell “ROY FUCKING KENT” in the theater

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Listen I know it’s probably not that deep, but I feel like the whole convo between Zeus and Thor was lowkey a commentary on exploitative capitalism creating an unsustainable class divide leading to harms for the most vulnerable. Like, Zeus is literally The Guy™️ for the gods and he basically refuses to hear out Thor in the name of maintaining power and continuing to be worshipped despite never actually caring about the people that make his lifestyle possible

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My favorite trope: foster dad

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As someone who had been Team Get That Superhero A Small Child They Can Parent since 2013, I for one am loving the direction that many of the MCU characters are going in

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There...

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Watching Taika Waititi take over as "guy in charge of delivering queer representation" for marvel (and maybe star wars?) Is kind of like... like watching an invasive species find a highly specific ecological niche and absolutely FLOURISH despite the odds, except that I'm not mad about it, if anything I am highly entertained. You go you funky little (allegedly) straight man, be the pigeon of Disney franchises. Make star wars gay, I believe in you

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Taika, bro, I love you but how the FUCK did you make me cry over Thor being a DILF

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feel like people are just glossing over that it was confirmed Klaus has died 50+ times in his life and the only reason he didn't notice he was immortal was just because he's a fucking idiot who genuinely thought he was just having close calls every fucking time

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The plot of season 3 would be Vastly Different if ghost Ben was still around

Ghost Ben would call Sparrow Ben a Bitch for example