Just imagine. It’s “Avengers: Secret Wars” and we get to a point in the movie where Deadpool heroically sacrifices himself as part of a larger plan to stop Doctor Doom. As he’s slowly “dying” (he’s not), Thor kneels down to him and starts crying.
Wade then starts fanboying, even though he’s in pain, saying something along the lines of, “Holy shit, the TVA spoiled this moment. Oh my fucking god, it’s happening. Hold on Thor, I need to remember what Loki said in Dark World, shit, what the fuck was the line-”
But then Wade notices Thor is looking beyond him. It turns out, Thor was actually crying because Jane Foster reappeared as a valkyrie (not Tessa Thompson, I mean a Norse mythology valkyrie). Thor was actually going to help Deadpool up, but was caught off-guard by Jane’s reappearance.
And Deadpool just facepalms himself because he really thought this was his Oscar moment.
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Judge: How do you plead?
Thor: …
Jane, mouthing: “Not guilty”
Thor: ???
Thor: Hot milky???
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Jane: would you still love me if I were a worm
Thor: ...
Thor: ...
Thor: BROTHER DID YOU THREATEN TO TURN MY GIRLFRIEND INTO A WORM?!
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⚡️🐍 Meme redraw • Loki's gender switch prank doesn't go as she had planned.
Next step in my brush journey, I smoothed the dry ink brush out, it does look good but I didn't quite get the positive feedback I hoped for while drawing. So the search goes on.
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Valkyrie: Can we bring guillotines back?
Jane: No, I refuse to participate in anything attributed to the French.
Valkyrie: Not even… French kissing?
Thor: What about French fries?
Loki: Or even French toas-
Jane: You’re all making me want to bring guillotines back.
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What if Jane found out she was pregnant with Thor's child after they broke up? AU
And because of how things ended, she decided to raise the child on her own/not having a way to contact Thor to tell him
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