23, queer, transmasc, City Boy(if i’m accidentally horny on main, no im not)
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renamon caked up in some sort of down town metropolitan area for this card art
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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This is the best joke ever. I quit.
Check out the bonus panel on the site!
SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE
Buy this comic as a print!
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The bathroom of an endodontist that I REALLY wish I went to, much as I like my current one.
Floss.
FLOSS.
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Oscar de la Renta: 'Crafted like a mosaic, discover the making-of the #odlrfall2024 stained glass gown — ushering in a a new House-signature embroidery technique.'

Constructed from hundreds of polyamide panes, hand-sewn together in an Art Nouveau style reminiscent of Tiffany glass. Ready-to-wear: £36,546.


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The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.
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me: I want to buy and play this game on my video game console. You cannot pirate games on this console, only PC. I do not have a PC. I have a console. I have no choice but to buy a game on console. I have no way of pirating it. I would like to emphasize that I cannot pirate the game. I cannot pirate the game.
internet jackasses every motherfucking time: uhhh just pirate it lmao ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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