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When Did Smut Turn Into My Bedtime Story?: an autobiography by me

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LITTERALLY DIED AT COULSON XD

My names for Marvel Characters

•Tony/Iron Man- Sparkly Ego Gryffindor

•Pepper Potts- Gryffindor’s Controller

•Steve/Captain America- Mr America

•Bucky/Winter Soldier- Mr America’s Wintery Fondue

•Bruce/The Hulk- Purity in Green

•Natasha/Black Widow- Slaying Queen.

•Phil Coulson- Suit Man

•Loki- Queen 2.0

•Thor- Blondie

•T’Challa/Black Panther- WAKANDA

•Shuri- SLAYYYYYYYYY

•Peter/Spiderman- spoidyboi

•Nick Fury- The Eyepatch Man

•Clint/Hawkeye- Arrow Man

(This May Be part one, or the only part)

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I was gonna post a pic of my gross a f face for Transgender Day Of Visibility but fUCK I looked so ugly that I just cANT but to anyone who has the guts too kudos to you you Gucci guy or gal or whatever our my qUEENS

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Happy Trans Day of Visibilty everyone!

Happy Trans Day of Visibilty to those who are out and proud!

Happy Trans Day of Visibilty to those who are closested!

Happy Trans Day of Visibility to those who can only celebrate online!

Happy Trans Day of Visibilty to those who are nonbinary, genderfluid, a demiboy, a demigirl, genderflux, agender who identify with trans!

Happy Trans Day of Visibilty to those who came before us and will come after us!

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happy tdov to the trans people who can’t or don’t want to transition, who are in an unsupportive place, or who are still unsure of their identities. you are just as amazing and valid as every other trans person and you deserve just as much love. ♡

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klance marriage proposals but they both know that theyre planning on proposing so they do everything in their power to make sure theyre the first to propose?

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i spent five hours on this pls validate me

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Klance + bilingualism

sometimes when it’s the middle of the night and everything is dark and muted they’ll whisper “I love you” in their languages

Lance, brushing the hair out of Keith’s face. “te amo, keith.”

Keith kisses Lance’s knuckles and smiles. “我愛你” wo ai ni

when they’re talking and they get really excited, a tiny bit of accent shows through and they both secretly think it’s the cutest thing

if they’re upset at each other, they refuse to speak in English

Keith: Lance, babe, plz

Lance: vete a la mierda

Keith: I have no idea what you’re saying agsjdh

on the flip side, they’re soft in their languages too

Keith, chin propped up on his palm: “我的心，沒你，我該鎮麼辦?” what would I do without you, my heart?

Lance, smiling: “why are you looking at me like that?”

forgetting common words in English and having to play charades

Keith: “hey, Lance, have you seen my- my…”

Lance: “your,,,,?”

Keith: “書包” shu bao - backpack

Lance: ???

Keith, flailing his arms: “you know- book wrap”

Lance: “book wrap???”

after a while they pick up on what the other says often

Keith: when was the last time you slept??

Pidge: uhh three days ago

Keith: ay dios mio

Alternatively

Hunk: “mornin, Lance”

Lance: “早” zao - mornin

Anyways, miss me with that “sometimes it’s hard to switch back” bullshit

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Me: I swear I’m sane

Also me: stood i the middle of my room at 4am frantically flapping my arms like a chicken over my 30 episode long obsession with the relationship of two fictional characters

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Day three of the Potter week prompts! Definitely channeling Taryn Knight’s work today. Apparently a ton of artists are Hufflepuffs! One of us, one of us!

DAY ONE : BEST FRIENDS

DAY TWO : MUST BE A WEASLEY

DAY THREE : HOUSE COLORS

DAY FOUR : MISUNDERSTOOD

DAY FIVE : FLORA AND FAUNA 

DAY SIX : PARENTAL FIGURE

DAY SEVEN : YER A WIZARD, HARRY

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Everyone who reblogs this before New Years (11:59 PM 12/31/17)

will be given a small art piece based off of their blog! (Well a photo over Tumblr of it but it’ll be good quality)

And I mean EVERYONE as long as it’s before the end date! Reblog fast for cute art things!

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ITS AN XMAZ CAROL Y'ALL

Twas once this dank ass deer of rain called rudolph, His nose be as bright as lurpac butter y'all, Man it was so shiny you gon think he be an alien but na. All the other dears o' rain, Knew Dolph was a lazy piece of shite, She he dont get to play no monopoly you hear? But then this fat dude that we pretty sure was a fucking pedo was all like 'y'all better respect him cus bro he get a promotion cus he got a shinier nose than all you hoes', So thenthe raindeer were like 'Santa dafuk thats rACIST' So we sued the bitch and santa got fired amirite

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reblog if you’re the worst

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IMMA GI RAFFE

If sexualities had an animal mascot what would they be GO! (Including heteroflexible, homoflexible, bi, gay, pan, queer, demi, ace, queer, and more if you want) Feel free to take your time with this :)

ooh okay! i tried to represent as many sexualities as possible (tell me if i’m missing one, i’ll come back and update this!)

gay: quokka

lesbian: flamingo

bisexual: snow leopard

polysexual: platypus

pansexual: giraffe

queer: axolotl

asexual: emperor penguin

demisexual: macaroni penguin

grey-asexual: adélie penguin

abrosexual: shiba inu

homoflexible: common chaffinch

heteroflexible: european goldfinch

abrosexual: chameleon

novosexual: cuttlefish

sapiosexual: pygmy marmoset

fraysexual: white-headed capuchin

aegosexual: norwegian forest cat

skoliosexual: asiatic lion

limnosexual: badger

autosexual: sea turtle

polyamorous: mallard duck

speciosexual: bush viper

recipsexual: maine coon

lithosexual: blobfish

cupiosexual: corgi

omnisexual: ring-tailed lemur

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How Magnus described everyone in the Nine Worlds

Men: handsome

Women: scary

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How Magnus described everyone in the Nine Worlds

Men: handsome

Women: scary