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"ITS BEEN 11 MONTHS! IM SO GLAD YOURE ALIVE!"
vanishes for another 10+ years
W-why.. why do you have wings…
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stupid stupid stupid YOURE STUPIDDDD!!! IM SMART!!! YOURE... STUPID!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!! GOD GOD GOD GOD!!! YOURE STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID!!!
@jerkyhooves You big stinky doody head...stupid.. hmph. [ @extradan Hope I did your style well enough.]
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Somewhat I have a feeling I know why

Rufous Crab Hawk
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3 years ago, I've blessed the world with this gift on Reddit
However, it was taken for.
"Now I cannot unsee it", they say.
From a blessing, quickly it shifted into a curse.
But the community remained safe for years later, as it remained dormant, shielded from peoples' eyes.
Until this very week! an brave explorer has opened the pandora box and unleashed a surge unspeakable evil across twitter.
The response was overwhelming. Lives were changed, taken even! altered and never given back, many victims have been claimed.
But, some immune to the dread my "gift" has brought, had the audacity to call me
"A Fraud!"
"A LIAR"
"You don't fucking see it."
Well, non believers.. doubting ME?? ME?????? hehe..hoho... witness my wrath!!! as I give "ugly sonic" NEW LIFE!!!! ITS OVER!!
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It's been 8 years since my lovely smexy face returned to Tumblr, and I wanna thank all my awesome followers for stickin' around with me for so long! You guys rock (but not as much as me, of course)!
Featuring:
@darkfiretaimatsu
@askalby
@askbananapie
@ask-lola-cloudmaker
@jerkyhooves
@powerstarpony
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Does Tumblr work for you yet.
Not yet, however like the first bought and last sold your common Bored Ape NFT, I am sure Matt Mullenweg will finally come around and sell me this struggling platform for what may be the casual spending you would be make buying any last minute groceries at your local 7/11 location, its just a matter of patience in this game of pump and dump these corps have been playing over the last decade.
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much swag much yolo
It's that time of year again, my dudez. Have a merry Christmas! Or Hearth's Warming...or Winter Wishes or...whatever the hell you call it.
Featuring:
@askalby
@jerkyhooves
@darkfiretaimatsu & Random Bedlam
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I honestly still thought the new tumblr UI was made to poke fun at twitter
i dont know how to feel now that its a permanent part of tumblr now
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PLEASE HELP A FRIEND!!!!!!!
My friend @askbananapie is in DIRE need of financial support. If you can't send money, SPREAD THE WORD LIKE WILDFIRE!!!!
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Remember that time Avante drew bottomless Jerky Whooves? :y
Shit was wild, I think for the longest time I couldn't tell her pusspuss was a lil out until later and to a point it was like a oh well it's been on my blog long enough lmao
Legend
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*sees tumblr's new UI*
Haha nice one, Xkit
*turns off Xkit*
*refreshes Tumblr*
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dan, ive got a terminal illness, and the only cure is a picture of a boobie,,, one boobie is all i require or i will die....
Gentlemen, I think we finally found a way to kill him
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oh i just asked bc me and him are friends still. And LOL yeah he would draw lewd stuff, but deleted his blog and while back
Oh gotcha gotcha! Nice to know hes still surviving out there in this world of whack
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Its all coming together now, we're they drawing lewd? 🤓
You still talk to sgtpiggy?
w ho? ?
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